Gaiden 3: Water Margin (2)

When passing by three bowls of work, Zhang Xiaoxi did not forget to order a large amount of wine with the restaurant, and paid for the wine directly before leaving. She didn't want to say to the shopkeeper: "Anyway, don't cheat my money, my uncle's temper is not good!"

The shopkeeper naturally doesn't say much, doesn't ask much, and ensures that the wine will be delivered on time. Wu Song's side, when he saw Xiao Xi coming to pick him up, he followed him directly, after all, he didn't want to be beaten with a feather duster.

Seeing that Wu Song and Chai Jin were doing well here, she decisively led Chai Jin aside, and opened her mouth to say: "Big official, your Danshu iron scroll or something, are you sure that the imperial court can be the case, there is such a thing? You be careful of the nearby officials, you have already seen you red." ”

Chai Jin arched his hand and asked, "What does the girl mean?"

She shrugged her shoulders and said, "Here's a suggestion for you, hurry up and study the runaway." Believe it or not. After saying that, the two of them also rode away, following Xiaoxi's memory, it seems that there was an unlucky walker on the cross slope in the Water Margin who was killed by Sun Erniang.

Thinking about it, she instructed Wu Song: "Go to the cross slope, first go to the black shop and go home." ”

Wu Song didn't talk much nonsense, he led the way obediently, he had already discovered that this girl was very strong in everything, that is, the road idiot attribute was very bad, he was not less pitted by her unlucky attribute back then, and the two of them entered the nearby mountain, and then they were lost and lost for several days.

After a few days of hard life, Wu Song automatically turned on the road recognition mode, and then, he was generally the one who led the team. After the two came to the cross slope, they ordered food with a big grin, and on the way, Xiaoxi told Wu Song that this black spot likes to use sweat medicine, and even told Wu Song in detail about three kills and three non-kills.

"First, if you don't kill the wandering monks, we will save the monks; the second class is that the prostitutes in the upper courtyards of the rivers and lakes don't kill them, and it is not easy to make money; and the third class, the people who commit crimes everywhere are all heroes. In other words, the reason why you fell in love with them is that you were also stabbed at that time. ”

Wu Song has a feeling of covering her forehead, she hates spoilers the most, every time the spoilers are finished, it feels unchallenging, and it was the same when she hunted in the mountains before, she knew what was going on around.

Wu Song grinds his teeth, he must smoke the couple well, it's too annoying. When they arrived, the hotel didn't see any guests, Xiaoxi called directly: "A jar of good wine, three catties of meat." ”

Wu Song said that he liked it very much, and when the meat came up, he frowned, and when the wine came up, he looked at it casually, and instantly wanted to smash the store. Xiaoxi didn't bother to pretend, and waved her head directly at the position of the boss's wife, and Wu Song decisively flipped the table!

didn't say that it was good to fight for hundreds of rounds, maybe Wu Song was a little exaggerated by her, in short, it was just a tea time, and the victory and defeat of the two sides had already come out, Zhang Qing appeared at a very good time, and then copied the three non-killings as they were, and Xiaoxi had already covered his face.

Wu Song directly kicked Zhang Qing back, and said angrily: "You take Lao Tzu as a fool? You are completely fooling me!" After that, Wu Song turned on the demolition mode, and after a while, he smashed this place flat, but he didn't see the target person.

She remembered that Cross Slope was not a shop, so Xiao Xi took a feather duster and asked Zhang Qing to show them the way to find a monk while smoking. She didn't spare her hand when she hit Zhang Qing, and Zhang Qing couldn't get up after two or three clicks.

He didn't dare to tease the boring son, and hurriedly handed over Guanghui, the Guanghui they saw had already broken a hand, Wu Song lost his temper again, and he was ready to tear this side down.

Xiao Xi said angrily: "Zhang Qing, find some mud, second brother, you look for this monk and that hand." ”

Before she finished speaking, an arm was handed over, comparing and quantifying, and it was almost this hand. Zhang Qing was also quick, and soon a bowl of thin mud was handed over, and she said disgustedly: "Thin." ”

Zhang Qing hurriedly got the soil, and she reconciled and said, "Second brother, put your hands and body together." She began to connect her body with mud, and then she pinched her hand, and soon everyone saw that the hand that had been severed was actually reconnected.

Zhang Qing woke up Guanghui, and Guanghui woke up and heard a sentence: "You better lie down for a few more days, don't use your right hand for these two days, bask in the sun more, wait for two days, the hand connection is fine, you can go where you should go." ”

Guanghui looked at his hand, now the mud on his hand has not dried, looking at it is just connected, in an instant, Guanghui looked at Zhang Qing and his wife's eyes are not good, but, watching himself be stripped naked, as long as he thinks about it, he knows what happened.

Xiao Xi smiled unkindly and said, "Monk, you better calm down first, and when your hands are ready, you can smoke as much as you want." ”

Wu Song mended the knife: "Monk, I'll smoke it for you first." Guanghui was speechless.

Zhang Qing and Wu Song picked up Guanghui again, but the upper body was still naked, after all, it was better to bask in the sun without clothes. After two days of exposure, Xiaoxi also gave Guanghui a re-examination, and after making sure that it was okay, she said, "That's it, you take a look at it lightly first." Gradually familiar with the weight of your knife, while I am here these days, you hurry up and try, in case one hand is lost, I will give you another load. ”

A group of people feel very embarrassed! Only martial arts say that it is good to get used to it, and it is good to get used to it.

It turns out that Xiaoxi is just saying that it is scary, but the fact is that her bone-grafting method is still quite reliable, and after only a few days of cultivation, Guanghui is sure that she is fine, so she is ready to continue on the road.

Before leaving, he said, "This girl, I owe you a life. ”

She waved her hand and said, "You have to go, you go well, these two you also go by the way, it should help you on the way, the man relies on that mouth, and the woman's fist is not weaker than you." ”

She thought about it and said, "Also, after you finish your work, send them directly to Liangshan, Lu Zhishen's brother Lin Chong should be in charge of the above." Guanghui nodded, turned around and left, and Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang followed on the road.

After the matter here was completed, she pondered and said to Wu Song: "Second brother, let's go to Liangshan first, and then go to the Daimyo's Mansion." ”

Wu Song has been accustomed to listening to her over the years, so he doesn't have any ideas, and leads the way directly. She remembered that there was a Zhu Gui store near Liangshan, and Wu Song had been familiar with the road for a long time.

They put the horses in Zhu Gui's shop, not to mention, it was Ruan Xiaoqi who drove the boat for them, Xiaoxi carefully got on the boat, and the two men on the boat could hear Xiaoxi's broken thoughts: "Xiaoqi's boat will not sink, Xiaoqi's boat will not sink, Xiaoqi's boat will not sink ......"

Ruan Xiaoqi asked speechlessly, "Girl, are you afraid of water?"

She said angrily: "Are you stupid? Your boat won't sink, and whether you hate water with me or not is it two concepts!" Ruan Xiaoqi's face instantly darkened.

Wu Song mended the knife and said: "Little brother, you snicker, if it is on land, I am not my sister-in-law's opponent." ”

Ruan Xiaoqi said strangely: "What kind of combination are you?"

Xiao Xi decisively took out a feather duster, and Wu Song said in the column: "You beat her like water, who rowed the boat?" Xiao Xi's body stiffened, so reasonable!

Seeing Xiao Xi's grinding teeth, Ruan Xiaoqi actually smiled unkindly, and Wu Song also snickered beside him, but remembering what was going on, he still took a deep breath and asked: "Little Seventh Brother, have you had something to do lately? ”

Ruan Xiaoqi laughed enough, and asked again and again, "Where are you going?"

She replied: "Daimyo's Mansion, find the divine doctor An Daoquan, well, if it goes well, it will be easy to fool him up the mountain." By the way, now you are the people who robbed the Birthday Gang on the mountain, plus Lin Chong?"

Xiao Qi replied: "Plus the team left by Wang Lun." ”

She nodded, and soon arrived at Liangshan, and as soon as she went ashore, she copied the feather duster and aimed at Ruan Xiaoqi. Wu Song relied on his big size and was skillfully responsible for blocking the line of sight.

When she came to the Gathering Hall, a group of people were there, looking at the room full of people, she began to guess people with great interest, she looked at a person with a head bag and a spear in his hand, she asked with some doubts: "Lin Chong, what is the situation with your face bag?"

Lin Chong was embarrassed and said, "Born." ”

She pouted and said, "Cut, eat less spicy, and your body has a little too much toxin." She dug left and right, and actually turned out the rabbit all the time, aiming at Lin Chong, aiming at the rabbit, and then aiming at Lin Chong, handing the rabbit to Lin Chong, and then taking out a rabbit with her backhand before saying: "Find someone to do it, eat it all, pull it for two days, it should be almost fine, these two days, you will be very stinky!"

Then looked at the rest of the people, she was famous one by one, and the others were easier to recognize, first of all, the right position must be Chao Gai, the scholar next to him is naturally Wu Yong, and the red-haired one must be Liu Tang, don't say that this guy is really with Sakuragi Hanamichi Yes, the hair is jujube red.

The one who wears the appearance of a Taoist must be Gongsun Sheng, and there are two boats dressed as fishermen, naturally Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoer, and the remaining one is naturally Bai Sheng.

Xiao Xi looked at the two fishermen, looked left and right, and then pointed to one of the fishermen and said, "I am the second child." ”

Ruan Xiaoqi asked curiously, "How do you know?"

She rightly said, "Meng." The crowd was speechless.

Xiao Qi's mouth twitched and said, "Okay, that's right." ”

She pouted and said, "It's not convincing to say that you are stupid, Ruan Xiaoer is a person with a daughter-in-law, Xiao Wu is a gambler, and the temperament of the two is much different!" Xiao Qi was speechless.

Xiao Wu and Xiao Qi agreed to go very easily, and she turned on the complaining mode: "Chao Gai, you are now the master of Liangshan, Song Jiang and you are not of the same mind, don't be stupid to believe that guy, when the time comes, you won't know who killed you." Anyway, that SB engraved his name on his arrow, and dared to shoot the head of the other leader?"

Then, she pointed at Wu Yong and continued: "You scholar, why haven't you been an official, the classic pit death of teammates does not pay for your life, who dares to yo you? Look at your bad ideas, you are really a thief for a few days, you will be a god!"