Gaiden 2: Water Margin (1)
finally came to the era when the Water Margin characters appeared, Zhang Xiaoxi decisively impersonated Pan Jinlian's identity, and exchanged the originally reincarnated Pan Jinlian to Zhang Tuanlian's Yulan, as for Yulan's soul, he would change it to another person.
Anyway, no one has anything to do with her little fox. The key is that those immortals know that if they are careful, they may not be unlucky.
Pan Jinlian's family, this world is just an ordinary peasant family that is a little stronger than the martial family, but with a cheating device like Xiaoxi, it is not difficult to make the family richer.
After she was able to move around normally, Wu Song was already a half-grown child, she easily became familiar with Wu Song, every day she picked up Wu Song to hunt, and the things that Wu Song brought back were half of each family, but she took out some spirit animal meat for Wu Song to eat privately.
Wu Song ate it twice, only to find that the meat that Xiao Jinlian gave him seemed to be completely different from the game that his brother made for him. The key is that Xiao Jinlian forces him to eat every day, and she is very disciplined and gives him some effort.
Not to mention, Wu Song is really a genius in martial arts. It's just that she preaches more internal strength, and when she cultivates Mahayana, she can also feather and soar.
The two families live happily every day, with Xiaoxi with them, Wu Song earns more than his brother every day. The martial arts have not fallen behind at all, and they are even a few points stronger than before.
Then, she, Pan Jinlian, was still sold into Zhang's Mansion by the Pan family as a maid, but before she entered, she fell down from above and practiced what real kung fu is, a feather duster is enough to conquer the entire Zhangfu.
If Wu Song knew, he would only say very calmly: "This is practice makes perfect! This is the experience of beating him and beating him!"
When he had nothing to do, Wu Song also tried it with a knife, hit him on his body, and take it all like a spark! Such a body, under Xiaoxi's feather duster, still needs to be healed, not to mention, the Zhang family is all mortals, and it is easy to defeat a piece.
She took a feather duster and asked Yu: "Do I need to serve your old immortal?"
Yu said decisively: "No. ”
She asked again, "Then what about your old immortal harassing me?"
Yu said: "I discounted his leg. This is said in front of everyone, after all, outside of this new little girl, the Yu family is the most powerful lady in the Zhang family, she has accumulated a deep authority, and everyone still listens to her.
Zhang Dahu was instantly excited, he definitely had reason to believe that his eldest mother had done this kind of thing. The next thing is easy and pleasant, and there is nothing else to do except eat and drink every day.
Wu Song was cultivated by her, and he became more and more like Xiao Li in Naruto, who drank too much and got drunk and punched, it was easy to dismantle the house. Fortunately, it is not easy to make this product drink too much, otherwise Wuda probably can't even afford to live in a house.
There are also things that make her frown, taking that Wuda here is not the kind written in the book at all, a good old man with a good temper, but a lewd and lustful existence, which is completely the template of Wang Ying in the book, and no one has a good kung fu, and the ideas that come out are basically the existence of the pit brothers.
The motto of this product: The problem that can be solved with the brain is not a matter at all, and if the brain can't solve it, then fool Erlang.
Fortunately, Wu Song is educated with a strong sense of justice, but even if he knows that his eldest brother is a bit of a pit, he doesn't think so, anyway, his principles are basically there, and if he can solve the problem with his fists, his brain can be idle.
It's just that every time she watched the brothers quarrel, she silently mourned for Wu Song for a minute, she never won, and she could be taken to the pit nine times out of ten times by Da Lang, as for the one that didn't get on the set, it was the result of Wu Da carelessly saying that she was exposed.
On this day, the street became chaotic, and when she inquired, Wu Song had beaten someone to death, and she knew in her heart that it was probably the one who was unconscious. However, she still went over to take a look, and now Wu Song's strength is higher than before, in case it is really dead, it will not be very fun.
Facts have proved that Wu Song's subordinates are still a little measured, and they are indeed dizzy, not dead. Hearing the words of the people around her, she became more and more speechless, Wu Song completely hit the wall, and then directly scared people out.
Before Wu Song went home, he was sent out by Da Lang to avoid trouble. Wu Song walked on the front foot, and Wu Da directly packed up his baggage and hid out. The direct consequence is that when the retaliatory person arrives, he can't even find a bird feather, so he can only vent his dissatisfaction on the furniture.
To tell the truth, as far as the broken furniture in their house is concerned, they don't have to work hard, and they can collapse with one kick. Wu Da hid outside for more than half a month, and then came back, looking at the waste wood of the whole family, Wu Da happily packed up, ready to change a set of furniture.
Xiaoxi kept telling the Changgong of the Zhang family to keep an eye on Wuda, and as soon as he came back, the Yu family began to stage a big drama of marrying Pan Jinlian. In comparison, if the drama is insufficient, it will be smoked to death by a dissatisfied little girl.
Wu Da happily married his daughter-in-law, and that night Zhang Dahu still came to make trouble in the cave room, looking at Xiaoxi holding a feather duster, looking like he was ready to smoke you. He decisively handed in the silver ticket and ran away.
sent Zhang Dahu away, Xiaoxi was not interested in smoking martial arts, just took a silver ingot, easily pinched it into a silver bar, and then patted his palms with a feather duster, with a posture of force sanctions if he was not satisfied/
Wu Da is not stupid, looking at Zhang Dahu's performance, he knows that his new daughter-in-law should be more violent than the younger brother, such a violent girl, it is better to leave it to Erlang to lose weight.
Wu Dalang confessed in minutes: "At home, you have the say, the cave house, you have the say, you have the say for everything." ”
Xiao Xi patted Wu Da's head with satisfaction, this product is very knowledgeable about current affairs! If Wu Song was half as shrewd as this goods, he would not be chased and beaten every day.
At Xiaoxi's request, Wuda packed up his things at home, and the two moved out of Qinghe County in minutes. Wuda didn't dare to ask more, so he moved when he moved.
Anyway, both of them are relatively rich, and they boldly bought a small courtyard facing the street in Yanggu, with a two-story restaurant in front and a place to live in the back, the room is very spacious, and there is a place to raise cattle, horses, and pigs.
Wu Song is a native of the rivers and lakes, so naturally she must have a horse, so she is also very bold and bought two tall horses, plus a bantam horse, for Wu Da to use.
As for the furniture, it will all have to be renovated, there are more than a dozen large rooms, even if the samurai family thrives, it is definitely enough, and the next thing is to buy two maids and a cook, who are responsible for the hotel's assistant chef.
This is all arranged, Xiaoxi unceremoniously staged a freehand pinching of steel pipes for them, and the girl and the cook instantly said that we will go to the soup and fire, and we will not hesitate.
Xiao Xi said indifferently: "You don't need to go to the soup or anything, just your small body, save it." You two maids, the cook and the big man, one for each of you, have done your best for me. Dalang, you take care of the money. Also, if you dare to rebel, ahem, let's think about Erlang and my combat effectiveness first. As she spoke, she clapped her palms with a feather duster.
She continued: "The first family rule is to listen to me for big things, listen to the uncle for small things, and call the second master for fighting." Everyone sweated together.
Wu Da said, "What is a trivial matter?"
Xiaoxi said directly: "If you can't die, it's all trivial." She continued, "Also, what is not in my mind, all of them are big things. "Everyone has a black line.
Every room is also equipped with water and water, and the modern latrine is something that Xiao Xi has been looking forward to for a long time, but she is fed up with those open-air latrines.
On the opening day, naturally there were ruffians who came up to collect rent, Xiaoxi directly put a cash desk at the door, one or two silver can come up to fight, can survive three moves, return ten taels of silver, can survive five moves, return a hundred taels.
She believes that even if it is Ximen Qinglai, one move can kill this goods in seconds. When everyone gathered, she went directly at the steel knife placed on the ground, which was a feather duster.
The steel knife was also folded in half in response, and Xiao Xi said calmly: "Those who come up weigh their bones, it's not as hard as this steel knife, get out." ”
A young master with a flower on his head walked over from the crowd and threw a tael of silver directly on the table, and he was ready to do it. Xiao Xi smiled, and unceremoniously looked at the ass of the Ximen official as a feather duster.
The voice was extremely crisp, and the duster hit Ximenqing five meters away, Ximenqing got up for a long time, and threw a tael of silver again unconvinced, Xiaoxi originally expressed regret, but I didn't expect that this goods were still quite good.
She absolutely, this time she pumped him twice, one swept and the other flirted, and the Ximen official flew away again. Ximenqing can be regarded as having a relationship with her, limping, coming up again, watching Xiaoxi clap his palms with a feather duster, Ximenqing said again: "You have the ability to draw fists and feet." ”
She pouted and said, "Cut, you are a counterfeit medicine seller, believe it or not I discounted your legs?"
Ximenqing asked angrily: "I have a grudge against you!"
She said happily: "Seeing that your face is not happy, I will trouble my hotel again, believe it or not, I will squat at the door of your house, see you once, and beat you once?" Also, from today onwards, if there is a disturbance in my hotel, even if you are on the head of Ximenqing, I will not bother others." ”
Ximen Qing had an expression on her face, why is it always me who is hurt, and she said indifferently: "Who told you to have face in Yanggu, it was decided so happily." Ximenqing wanted to ask: Where is it pleasant!
It is more pleasant to open a store, and the ruffians around Yanggu dare not give face to the officials of Ximen, and this martial arts restaurant is also one of the best restaurants in Yanggu.
The hotel was soon on the right track, and she took two horses and went directly to Cangzhou Chai Jin Mansion to find Wu Song.