Xu Feng's life is very sad, he lived a very humble life before his death, and he has to be molested after death.

The word flirting is obviously a bit inappropriate when used in a single dog with a slender stature and normal sexuality/orientation.

However, in the face of the middle-aged uncle in front of him who was wearing a gorgeous cosplay costume, with sharp eyes and a flirtatious look, and spoke vigorously, Xu Feng really felt like he was being molested/played.

Xu Feng's eyes widened and asked, "I'm sorry, uncle, please say it again, what's your name?"

The middle-aged uncle's thick eyebrows and big eyes were blazing, and he replied loudly: "I am the Taishang Open Heaven Execution Fu Imperial Calendar, including the True Body Dao, the Golden Que Cloud Palace, the Nine Dome Calendar, the Imperial Ten Thousand Dao, the Tongming Palace, the Haotian Golden Que, the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable, the Xuanqiong High God." ”

"What?"

Xu Feng looked stunned again, this middle-aged uncle was absolutely forced to brush him.

"Uncle, do you think it's fun to tease me?"

The middle-aged uncle's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and then he responded with an expression that you are a stupid human being: "Hey, ignorant people, I haven't even heard of my name, no wonder I died young!"

Xu Feng rolled his eyes and decided to ignore this uncle: "Uncle, I advise you, if you are sick, you should be treated as soon as possible, if you can't be cured, find a place where no one is left to fend for yourself, don't come out and harm others." ”

"Damn, I rule the Three Realms and Six Realms, how can I harm people! But you kid is so rude that you dare to talk to me like this? Believe it or not, I will send you to the eighteenth layer of hell, so that you will never be reborn. ”

"Uncle, you're slowly going crazy, I made an appointment with a friend to eat chicken online, let's go first, bye!"

Xu Feng turned around and was about to leave, but as soon as he raised his legs, he found that his body was light and fluttering, like a feather floating in the sky.

Xu Feng was shocked and said, "What's the matter?

The uncle said silently: "Because you are dead, your soul was summoned to the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace by me. ”

Xu Feng obviously didn't believe it: "I'm dead? impossible, I'm so young and in good health, how can I die?"

"All the dead don't believe that they are dead, if you don't believe it, I will take you to see it, and you will know that what I say is true or false. ”

The middle-aged uncle's robe shook, and a strong wind appeared in the originally calm air, and the strong wind lifted the clouds and mist, revealing a mirror.

The mirror was playing the picture like a movie, and Xu Feng's expression gradually froze, because the person who appeared in this picture was none other than himself.

The thoughts in Xu Feng's mind gradually became clear, today is the first day of summer vacation, it is rare not to have to go to school, Xu Feng's mood is very excited.

Sleeping in the morning until the sun dried his buttocks, Xu Feng got up to wash, and then went out to the supermarket to stock up on some dry food, on the way back, Xu Feng happened to meet a girl who jumped into the river and committed suicide, in line with the feelings of righteousness and courage and heroes to save beauty, Xu Feng jumped impassionedly and jumped into the water to save people, but the girl was rescued, but he was drowned.

Ironically, Xu Feng's water is very good, the river that drowned him, Xu Feng has swam countless times since he was a child and has never had an accident, why did he drown him this time?

Xu Feng shook his head and said: "Impossible, this must be fake, I must be dreaming, my water is very good, I even won the swimming championship in high school, how could I drown?"

"Those who drown know water, and believe it or not, you are indeed dead. "Uncle's cool words are very harsh, but they are indisputable facts.

As the camera zoomed in, Xu Feng saw his corpse floating on the water, the handsome face in the past was now the same as the swollen white steamed bun, extremely miserable and hideous.

Even Xu Feng was frightened by his ghostly appearance.

Xu Feng was furious: ", forget about dying, and let me die so ugly, is there any heavenly reason?"

The middle-aged uncle's old face twitched, probably because he was unhappy with Xu Feng's shameless words.

The middle-aged uncle's empty voice came again: "Now you believe that you are dead, right?"

Xu Feng was stunned and responded: "What if you don't believe it, the facts are already in front of you, what else can I do?"

Xu Feng's mood is very low, he has lived for more than 20 years and is still a sad single dog, and he has not taken off his virgin hat yet, but he is gone.

There are no relatives at home, Xu Feng was sixteen years old, his parents died in a car accident, and he stumbled into adulthood with compensation money, and now there is no one to collect the body when he is dead.

Woohoo lament, it's really miserable and inhumane.

I don't know how long it took for Xu Feng's mood to gradually calm down, let's die, I can't reunite with my family before I die, I can always get together in the underworld after death.

It is said that after death, people will either go to the Western Elysium or go to hell.

Now that his soul is in the sky, it is difficult for him to enter Elysium, but this middle-aged uncle is strange and slightly obscene/trivial, why doesn't he look like an angel?

Xu Feng cautiously asked, "Uncle, could it be that I entered Elysium after I died?"

"Ha, young man, you really dare to think, how many good things have you done in your life?, are you qualified to enter Elysium?" Uncle's contemptuous look made Xu Feng want to smoke him.

Xu Feng retorted: "I even put my life in order to save people, and I am not qualified to enter Elysium to the extent of sacrificing myself for others to do good deeds?"

"Doing good deeds and accumulating virtue requires years of accumulation and precipitation, and saving people this time is not enough to show your kindness, and your accidental death this time is not the reincarnation of heaven, so you will naturally not be able to enter the Elysian World. ”

"What do you mean, uncle, can you be plain, don't be so mysterious. ”

The middle-aged uncle's face was a little unnatural, obviously he was really tired of talking to a mortal, he took a deep breath, and said patiently: "To put it bluntly, your yang life is not over, and your accidental death this time is quite strange!"

"Damn, I'll just say that I'm so good at water, how can I die in an unknown way?, what the hell is that bastard, who dares to harm me?" Xu Feng's eyes widened slightly, looking quite angry.

The middle-aged uncle stretched out his hand and said: "This is the reason why I recruited you, if you want to come back to life, promise me one thing." ”

Xu Feng was a little vigilant and said: "What do I promise you?" Uncle, I declare in advance that my sexuality/orientation is very normal and rejects all unspoken rules. ”

The middle-aged uncle said with black lines in his head: "Huangkou Xiaoer, full of nonsense, I am the Jade Emperor, how can there be Longyang!"

"What? Are you the Jade Emperor?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned, and said with a domineering face: "Yes, I am the Jade Emperor, and the Three Realms and Six Realms are all in my charge!"

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor stared at Xu Feng with a proud expression, as if to remind them that the status gap between the two was 108,000 miles, as an ordinary mortal, it seemed a little unreasonable to see the Jade Emperor himself shouting "The Jade Emperor is mighty, and I am deeply frightened".