One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

Half a minute passed, and Xu Feng still didn't take action, let alone bow and knock, he didn't even have a panicked mind.

The Jade Emperor's old face twitched again, and he felt that his self-esteem and authority had been trampled on, this stupid mortal, did he have any consciousness!

"You are the Jade Emperor, a little worse than you imagined, I remember when I first watched Journey to the West, the Jade Emperor was quite wise and martial. ”

"Uh... After waiting for a long time to wait for such a sarcastic sentence, the Jade Emperor was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

This damn yellow-mouthed kid really wants to kick him to hell and fry him in a pan of oil to scorch him on the outside and tender on the inside, and then he will know how wise and powerful I am.

Xu Feng saw that the Jade Emperor's face was not quite right, and hurriedly changed his tone and said: "Hehe, Jade Emperor, don't be angry, I was just joking, to be honest, you are so handsome and handsome, you are magnificent, and you all exude a luxurious temperament between your gestures, naturally you are the object of admiration and worship by mortals such as me!"

This sycophant was shot very well, and the Jade Emperor was quite useful, and a smile finally appeared on his face and said: "The son can be taught!"

"Getting back to business, Jade Emperor, what are you looking for me for?"

Only then did the Jade Emperor say solemnly: "I found that in recent years, there have been many violations of the rules in the Three Realms, which has caused the mortal world to complain and mourn, and the six paths are restless, and the mortals do not know the reason, and they all scolded me, saying that God has no eyes, and the Jade Emperor is incompetent, in fact, I am also powerless, in order to investigate these things, I have appointed a number of heavenly gods to go down to the earth to investigate, but in the end they died without a problem, which is really hateful!"

Xu Feng hurriedly asked: "Jade Emperor, didn't you say that you rule the Three Realms, and the people who swim in the water in the heavenly enclave are all under your control, and there are countless heavenly soldiers and generals under your command, how can there be something that can't be done?"

The Jade Emperor's old face twitched, and he secretly called Xu Feng's words too tactful.

The Jade Emperor said so awesomely, it's all about the scene!

It is right that the Jade Emperor rules the Three Realms and Six Realms, but as the saying goes, there are policies and countermeasures, and the scope of the Three Realms and Six Realms is large, and the Jade Emperor is powerless even if he wants to manage it.

After a long time, it is natural that a few troublemakers with ulterior motives will appear to secretly sabotage, create trouble, and destroy the harmonious and stable environment of the Three Realms.

The gods sent out by the Jade Emperor, the background is also complicated, before becoming immortals, many characters in the Three Realms are related to each other, and after becoming a god, you always have to take care of the three aunts, six mothers, seven aunts and eight aunts below.

This comes and goes, pulls and pulls, and in the end it is inevitable that people are sophisticated, so the cases that the Jade Emperor asked these gods to investigate basically ended without a problem, but these gods are all old fritters, and the report is also written seamlessly, so that the Jade Emperor can't find a problem, and finally can only compromise.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor made up his mind to carry out reforms, and if he wanted to find out all those guys in the Three Realms who violated the rules of the Heavenly Dao, he had to find a fresh face outside the system to deal with some troublesome things.

Xu Feng belongs to this kind of person, from the beginning of the ancestors is a farmer facing the loess with his back to the sky, in the history of China for 5,000 years, after dozens of dynasties, the Xu family has never produced a famous noble, I have to say that the feng shui of the Xu family is very single-minded.

When it comes to Xu Feng's generation, it is even more tragic, grandparents and grandparents have passed away, and their parents are just ordinary office workers before their deaths, working hard to earn money, and finally bought a two-bedroom house outside the third ring road in the city.

Such an unaccompanied, small, and humble ordinary mortal, who is also a single dog, could not have chosen the most suitable for these extremely dangerous secret missions.

The Jade Emperor said with a deep gaze: "The forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, I am the Jade Emperor, and I can't do everything, I have recruited you this time, it is because of important things to entrust, I hope you can think about the sentient beings in the Three Realms, and make a contribution to maintaining the harmonious and stable environment of the Three Realms." ”

The Jade Emperor habitually poured chicken soup for the soul to Xu Feng, maybe this is the usual measurement of the superiors!

In response to a sentence, if you want to make the people below work hard, you must constantly instill him with all kinds of positive energy, so that he can infinitely expand, feel that he is the savior, and everything he does is for the righteous path, justice and all sentient beings.

But Xu Feng did not swell, nor was he stunned by the Jade Emperor's Chicken Soup for the Soul, but showed a bargaining face and asked: "Jade Emperor, don't fix these vain things, if you want me to help, let's talk about the benefits first!"

", realm, mentality, why doesn't this kid play cards according to common sense!" the Jade Emperor cried out in his heart.

But Xu Feng is such a mentality, if you want him to help, you have to say the conditions first, he doesn't want to be stupidly used as a gun, things that many gods can't handle must be very tricky, how can he, an ordinary person with a mortal body, be the opponent of those demons and demons in the Three Realms?

For such a high-risk thing, if you don't give some benefits, he will definitely not do it.

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "As long as you agree, you can be resurrected, in addition, the merits you have made will be recorded in the merit book, and after a hundred years, you will be rewarded for your merits, and then you can go to the Western Elysium and enjoy the blessings of heaven forever, isn't it beautiful!"

I have to say that the Jade Emperor Lao'er has a very good ability to draw flatbread, and he will be rewarded for his merits after a hundred years?

Who can guarantee such a distant and unreliable thing?

What if the Jade Emperor doesn't admit it at that time?

Or maybe Xu Feng was unfavorable and was directly killed by demons and monsters, so who will judge him?

Xu Feng immediately shook his head and said: "Jade Emperor, your conditions are too harsh, this is a high-risk task, I am a mortal to face the demons, demons and gods and Buddhas in the Three Realms, they can pinch me to death with a finger, you just give me such an unwarranted benefit, do you think I will agree?"

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Huangkou Xiaoer, don't talk about it, I don't believe that there is no one with the same morality who is willing to do this." ”

Xu Feng immediately spread his hands and said, "Okay, I don't want to do it yet, please go to someone else, send me to the place where I should go, and reunite me with my family." ”

"You... Aren't you afraid of death?"

Xu Feng replied with a look of seeing through life and death: "Life is only a few decades, I have already seen through the prosperity of the world, what is the difference between dying early and dying late?"

The Jade Emperor's old face twitched, and it gave him a headache when he encountered Xu Feng with such a hob meat.

In fact, what do you say that there are many sentient beings are people who are willing to go to the soup for this matter, or is it a scene, if you can really find someone else, the Jade Emperor kicked Xu Feng to the eighteenth layer of hell earlier, and it will be with him.