The main purpose of convening these three people to a meeting was to make them understand that they had to listen to me in everything before helping them achieve their wishes. Without organization and discipline, the team can't be led.

As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, I first asked, "How many old brothers are from the 5th layer of hell?"

The three of them nodded, but He Shen was nodding and looking around, Cao Cao's expressionless eyes were a little hollow, and Zhao Gao looked at me straightly.

I asked, "What do you usually do on the 5th floor of Hell?"

I thought that hell must be terrifying and bloody like going to the oil pot and pulling out my tongue, but I didn't expect these few people's answers in a few words to re-establish my understanding of hell.

Zhao Gao spoke first: "It's just to do some physical work, the Hades Palace collapsed during the last earthquake, and the new Hades Hall was built by us." ”

I couldn't believe it, "You guys are building a house for Hades?"

I've been to the Hades Palace, it's called a high, and you can't see the top when you look up, it's like the Bund Economic and Trade Building, and the house was built by them?

This time, He Shen also joined the discussion, "Hades said that this is called labor reform. ”

When I thought of He Shen stirring sand and cement with a shovel, Cao Cao laying floor tiles, Zhao Gao plastering the walls, and perhaps Qin Shi Huang and Han Gaozu Tang Taizong moving bricks next to him, the whole worldview was subverted. I asked, "What are the ghosts on the 6th to 18th floors of hell doing?"

He Shen waved his hand, "There are no people living in those places, so gather people to live, it's lively and space-saving." ”

In order to invite a few cleaning aunts, the co-author Hades simply opened the hell to the 5th floor, and those who can live on the 5th floor must have pus on the top of their heads and sores on the soles of their feet.

I hurriedly asked, "Do you know who else is coming?" Actually, I wanted to ask if there were any beautiful women, there were many beautiful women in history who were ruthless and spicy and seduced the Lord.

They obviously didn't understand what I meant, and Zhao Gao said, "There are thousands of people on the fifth layer, this is not for sure. ”

As soon as he said this, I didn't care about the beauties, so I lit a cigarette and gave one to each of them, I really want to get hundreds of people, what can I do to feed them? Or do I open a construction company, and I will be the contractor? I see that the calluses on Cao Cao's hands are as thick as my hands, and I am estimated to have rich experience in moving bricks.

I sighed and asked, "What do you want me to do for you?" ”

He Shen first said: "I want to spend all the money that I didn't spend before I died, I have already calculated it, and the total is one billion seven hundred and six million taels." ”

What is the most painful thing in a person's life? When a person dies, he has no money to spend. A small citizen like me, who has a piece of money and a piece of money, doesn't have to experience this kind of pain. But the problem is that now Heshen's pain is my pain, and I not only have to take care of him and his clothes, but I also have to spend money on him in a variety of ways, which is just one word: make (first sound)! The problem is that with my little family background, even if I can do it recklessly, I can't even hear a sound when I throw it into his big pit of hundreds of millions of dollars, so it is very immoral to dig a pit and not fill it.

I said to Cao Cao again: "Brother Cao, tell me your wishes." ”

Cao Cao sniffed and said, "I want to win a water war!"

What?

My first thought was to buy him a big water gun, let him have a day of fun with my little cousin's boys in kindergarten, and then send him away.

Immediately I understood what he meant. Where was Cao Cao's worst defeat in his life? Chibi! He wanted to build a few warships and fight with people with real swords, but if he did, the issue of territorial waters was settled.

But where can I get him a warship? A general of his level, an ordinary warship will definitely not be able to satisfy his appetite, and he is not worthy of an aircraft carrier, and he is capable?

I asked weakly: "Brother Cao, let's stop fighting, can I get Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao for you?"

Unexpectedly, Cao Cao's eyes lit up and he said angrily: "Okay!"

It's a generation of heroes, how can you be so bottomless?

Hades sent three people, and two of them said their wishes, one of which I could not fulfill, and the other, I could not fulfill either.

Among the three people, I had the best impression of Zhao Gao, and I said to him with the most sincere attitude: "Brother Zhao, what about your wishes?"

Zhao Gao always looked smiling, and said: "I don't have any wishes, they are making trouble in the underworld, I will coax together, and the king of Hades will let me come over." ”

I took Zhao Gao's hand and burst into tears, "Brother Zhao, you are my own brother, don't say anything else, you will have enough mutton steamed buns in the future!"

From the situation of these three people, we can see several key points:

First, the review of the king of Hades to my side is very strict, and with someone like Zhao Gao who fished in troubled waters, it is estimated that I have to feed a thousand people.

Second, these people have been reformed through labor in hell, and they no longer have the stinking problem of arrogance and lasciviousness of the feudal rulers and the aristocratic class, and there is no need to treat them as uncles.

Third, although they are ancient people, they already have a certain understanding of this era, at least when they came, their clothes were already modern, although they had not seen many things, they had not seen them make a fuss, except for Heshen, who was very curious and energetic.

Fourth, they don't seem to be particularly attached to their own desires, and they don't know if they can complete the task if they coax them well, and of course, the limited sample available for analysis remains to be seen.

Seeing the situation clearly, I added tea to the three of them, and said with a smile: "A few old brothers, you must have seen it, I am just a small common man, just like the grass people and untouchables at that time, your wishes......" I considered the words, afraid that telling them directly that I would not be able to achieve it and provoke a few people to turn their faces, "I will try my best to help you achieve it." ”

Zhao Gao clapped his hands, "I'll just say, Brother Wei Zhongxian must have a way, even the emperor was not afraid back then." ”

Xu Xiaoman shouted from outside the door: "Damn! Li Yuan! You played a eunuch back then!"

Well, she's already looked it up on the Internet after a while.

The eyes of the three people in the room also smiled at me, and I waved my hand, "The heroes don't mention the courage of the year! That was more than a dozen lifetimes ago, my name is Li Yuan, just call me Xiaoyuan." Then he said to them: "Since a few old brothers have come to me, they have to abide by the rules of this world, and I will first give you three chapters of the law: first, you can't tell anyone about your origins, and you will be easily arrested and put in a mental hospital if you talk nonsense, and second, you can't do any such things as murder, arson, rape, adultery, and robbery, and you will be shot......

He Shen hurriedly asked, "What about opening a money village to pour private salt?"

I said categorically: "No!"

He Shen shrank back on the sofa, this old money fan has not changed his nature, and he wants to grab business with Bank of China and COFCO as soon as he comes.

I continued: "This third ...... I haven't figured it out yet, so I'll talk about it when I do. After glancing, I asked, like an elementary school teacher, "Remember?"

The three of them replied honestly: "Remember." ”

"The meeting ended successfully, Brother Shen and Brother Zhao, you two go out first, I have something I want to talk to Brother Cao alone. ”

Watching He Shen and Zhao Gao go out, Cao Cao was like a primary school student who was left behind by the teacher after school, a little pitiful, I simply walked from the coffee table to him, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Cao, did you really have a group of golden captains under your hands back then?"

When Cao Cao heard this, he sighed and said, "Yes." I was supposed to be in the third layer of hell, but because of digging people's ancestral graves, my sin was added to the second degree, and I was brought to the fifth layer of hell. I was a little embarrassed to meet a few people who had been dug up by me. ”

As soon as I heard that there was a door, I hurriedly asked, "Then have you ever been to the tomb?" I heard that Captain Touching Jin will record the oil buckets he finds, and then go down to the buckets to get things when he needs military salaries, do these records still exist?"

Cao Cao was a little surprised and said, "Xiaoyuan, you understand it very well." ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "No, no, if you read a few tomb robbery novels, you know it." ”

Cao Cao said: "I was busy fighting with Sun Quan and Liu Bei at that time, and I didn't have time to worry about these trivial things. ”

It seems that I have no chance to rob the tomb in this life, and I can be a law-abiding citizen with peace of mind, which is really a great blessing!

I only heard Xu Xiaoman shouting outside the door: "Li Yuan, your eldest nephew is here!"

I patted Cao Cao on the shoulder again, "Brother Cao, let's talk again when we have time." ”