I rose up and pulled out a crack in the wall of people around me, and shouted at the half-bald fat man who was squeezed on the outermost part, "You are Heshen?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then danced and said, "It's okay now!

I scolded my grandmother's legs, grabbed Xu Xiaoman, and yelled: "Show that fat man to me! Don't abuse him, wait until I come back!"

He took a brick and filmed me like this, I was really afraid that Xu Xiaoman would settle accounts with him, and after explaining this, I quickly summed it up again, and there was nothing missing, and I could finally faint with confidence.

When I woke up, I only felt that the light was dim, and Xu Xiaoman was sitting on the edge of the hospital bed with her back to me, and I couldn't see what she was doing.

I asked hypocritically, like in the TV series, "How many days did I sleep?"

Xu Xiaoman rolled his eyelids, "From last night to now, it's only eight or nine hours, it's not a big deal, the doctor said it's just a lack of sleep." ”

When she turned around, she was holding a knife in her hand, and I shrank my neck in fright, Xindao and Shen can't have been done by her. When she turned a little more, I saw the apple in her other hand, which she had peeled naked, and she handed it to me, and stood up to go to the hospital to discharge me, and I asked, "Oh yes, how is the fat man?"

Xu Xiaoman pointed to his head helplessly and said, "There is a problem here, how do you know him?

I sighed, "It's a long story, let's get out of the hospital and eat something first, an apple is not enough to stuff your teeth." ”

Coming out of the hospital, I had gauze on my head, a white net pocket on my head, like a white melon, I was really not used to being watched by passers-by, I quickly got into her car, Xu Xiaoman started the car while asking what I wanted to eat, I waved my hand: "Eat a perfect supplement, haggis soup!"

Xu Xiaoman said with a smile: "It hurts your brain, and if you want to make up for it, you should eat some pig brain walnuts or something." ”

I corrected her: "My brother hurt his head, not his brain." ”

After wandering all the way, when I arrived at a Shaanxi specialty restaurant, I asked Xu Xiaoman for a big bowl of haggis soup.

I was sucking the noodles, and there were two men sitting at our table, and I thought to myself, this is not a meal, and there are several empty tables next to us.

The two brothers looked to be in their early fifties and asked for two bowls of mutton steamed buns. The waiter brought the bowl up, one of them sniffed greedily, took a big sip of the bowl, stuck out his tongue so hot, and said to the other: "It's still the right taste of our Daqin's rice." ”

The other person was not to be outdone, "When I was the king of Wei, I didn't eat less delicious food." Having said that, the chopsticks in his hand kept sending the meat from the bowl into his mouth.

As soon as I listened to the conversation between the two of them, the hairs on my back stood on end.

Wouldn't it, it's Da Qin and King Wei again, and two people were sent so quickly?

The old brother from Daqin swept me with the vicissitudes of crow's feet, and his face suddenly smiled and said, "Wei ...... Sir, I'm looking for you!"

I looked at the two large bowls on the table in front of them, and thought to myself, where are you looking for me, it is clear that I have thrown myself into the net.

Before I could answer, Xu Xiaoman, who was sitting across from me, knocked on my bowl with chopsticks and asked, "Do you know each other?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't know", and then I thought about it, these two old brothers have worked hard to come from the underworld to realize their dreams, I can't leave people on the road, looking at their gray hair, I guess I am the same age as my father, in case the headline of tomorrow's morning newspaper is "two lost old people's corpses on the street" or something, I really can't bear it, so I pretended to recognize it again, and said enthusiastically: "Oh - I didn't see it just now, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

King Wei said with a straight face: "I've never seen it." ”

The old brother from Daqin still had eyes, and hurriedly said sloppily: "How is the little brother doing lately?"

I was dealing with Brother Daqin here, Xu Xiaoman had already begun to step on my feet under the table, and I quickly explained: "These two have rehearsed dramas together before, and I play Wei Zhongxian." ”

After settling the account for the four of them, I "warmly" invited the two of them to Xu Xiaoman's bar to sit together.

Xu Xiaoman drove, I sat in the co-pilot seat, and the two brothers sat in the back, and I didn't care about their curiosity about the car, so I pushed people into the car and urged Xu Xiaoman to go quickly. I asked Xu Xiaoman, "Do you use the bar box now?"

Xu Xiaoman said: "No, it won't open until 7 o'clock in the evening." ”

I said, "I'll borrow it later." ”

Xu Xiaoman puzzled: "What are you doing?"

I said, "Meeting." ”

Xu Xiaoman was obviously more interested in the topic just now, and as soon as the car got on the road, he couldn't wait to say: "Okay, Li Yuan, have you also acted in a drama?" Wei Zhongxian sounds familiar, is he an emperor?"

Okay, her history is not as good as mine, so I simply pushed the boat down the river and said: "Yes, yes, Wei Zhongxian is a virtuous emperor, just like Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty." I automatically ignored the muffled laughter that came from behind. Obviously, they had received basic training in the Netherworld Mansion, and they still had some understanding of my previous life, Wei Zhongxian.

While waiting for the traffic light, Xu Xiaoman turned around and asked, "Who are the two uncles playing?"

Brother Da Qin took over, "I'm Zhao Gao." He pointed to the white-faced old brother next to him and said, "He is Cao Cao." ”

Cao Cao! Finally, a white-faced old man I know came, "I am Cao Mengde!"

I saw Cao Cao get up, and pinched a cold sweat, but Xu Xiaoman giggled and praised: "Uncle is a professional, right? ”

Along the way, Xu Xiaoman asked this and that, and I finally got to the destination.

My Internet café is in a row of two-story buildings, the Internet café occupies the first floor, and Xu Xiaoman's bar and a billiard hall share the second floor. As soon as you enter the first floor, there is the Internet café cash register, the left hand Internet café individual customer area, and the right hand is the staircase leading to the second floor.

The cashier Wang Xia was sitting in the cashier watching Korean dramas, and when she saw me coming in, she probably wasn't used to my white melon image, so she stood up for the first time, "Boss, you really let people open the scoop!"

I said bitterly: "Girl, if you don't say hello like this, you won't have any friends when you go out to mingle like this!"

Wang Xia stopped paying attention to me and continued to watch Korean dramas. Not to mention, I recruited her at that time because I liked her mighty and unyielding energy.

Going up to the second floor, He Shen was stepping on a stool, picking at a light bulb, and muttering as he moved: "Hey, why isn't it on?"

Xu Xiaoman sighed: "Fortunately, I kept an eye on it when I went out and pulled the electric switch." ”

When He Shen saw that we were back, he jumped down from the stool, and this half-old man had a friendship in the underworld, and when he saw them, He Shen said happily: "You are here too!" and quickly pointed to the light bulb and said: "That round ball is really bright, but unfortunately I can't get it." ”

He said that I didn't want to laugh but a little sad, remembering that I bought a smartphone for my mother half a year ago, the old man felt very fresh, and when he went out to dance a square dance, he had to take it out and show off to others, "This is what my son bought", only I know that she won't use many functions in it, and she can't remember it after teaching it once or twice, it's actually very difficult to use, I don't live at home, and if she encounters a function that she won't use, it is estimated that it will be the same as Heshen now.

Let's go home in two days and check it out.

With such an association, Heshen's anger on my brick has also disappeared by half, and I originally wanted to find him unlucky.

I said to Xu Xiaoman, "Let's talk about something, let's have a pot of tea." ”

"Okay!"

Xu Xiaoman went to make tea, and I took them to the box with a familiar car, and He Shen had already begun to explain the principle of the light bulb to them, "The line on the ball leads to the wall, and the other end of the line may be connected to the sun that the descendants shoot down." ”

Tsk, it's a shame not to write fantasy novels with this imagination.

Entering the box, he sat in a row on the couch, and I sat directly on the coffee table opposite them, with an ashtray and a TV remote control on the coffee table.

At this moment, in front of me on the left is the first greedy and Shen in history, directly opposite is the great hero Cao Cao, and on the right is the Zhao Gao who is very good at things, I sit on the coffee table half a head above them, and I can't help but feel a little fluttery under their slightly restrained gaze, this is a meeting of profound historical significance.