I pushed a shopping cart at the entrance of the supermarket, Zhao Gao and Shen also pushed one by one, Cao Cao looked at it, pushed two with a bow left and right, and Huang Chao pushed three, when Bai Qi was building a train, I hurriedly said: "Brother Cao, you don't have to push, follow Brother Zhao, put what you want in his car, Brother Huang Bai, you two just push one, Brother Shen, you are responsible for helping Sister Hei Daji push things." ”

Several generals reluctantly put down the carts in their hands, and He Shen smiled and moved in front of the two ladies to show their courtesy.

Entering the supermarket, the first feeling of the visitors to hell is...... Confused. He Shen held a bottle of shampoo promoted at the door in one hand, "Xiaoyuan, what is this?" Before he could finish asking, he grabbed another pack of Saqima and sniffed, "What about this?" Without waiting for an answer, he ran to another shelf with chocolate jelly beans.

I didn't stare at it, Cao Cao had already unscrewed a bucket of 5 kilograms of salad oil and took a sip, Lao Cao wanted to vomit but couldn't find a place, his expression was very complicated. On the other side, Bai Qi and Huang Chao discussed the use of baby diapers in a low voice, attracting a group of rotten girls to watch.

"Look there!"

"It's so loving! It's two uncles!"

Bai Qi saw that several people were holding their mobile phones at him (people were taking pictures), and he felt that it was inappropriate, so he quickly put down his diapers and moved closer to me, which led to a discussion:

"Uncle is embarrassed! blushing! kawaii!"

"I've got to post a moment!"

I estimate that no matter how advanced Bai Qi's concealment technique is, he will not be able to escape the pursuit of the rotten girl.

Until I summoned everyone over, Xu Xiaoman still pinched my arm with bright eyes and said, "Li Yuan, look! Lao Bai and Lao Huang are too avant-garde, right?"

I almost vomited blood.

After gathering everyone, I casually pulled out a small flag with a slogan from the corner of the shelf of a promotional bra, and said loudly: "From now on, everyone follow me, our first stop is the food area, each person can choose three things they want to eat, ask me if you are not sure!"

Everyone shouted "yes" unevenly, and some people in the crowd laughed, and when I looked at it, the small flag read: "It's good to be a woman." ”

It's good, it's good, I sneaked a glance at Xu Xiaoman's chest and was unceremoniously punched by her.

When it comes to choosing snacks, the high IQ of these elites is brought into full play.

Cao Cao first picked the three things that seemed to him to be the biggest, and when he got to the next row of shelves, he took down the largest ones and compared them with the ones he picked, leaving the three bigger ones, and after shopping in the food area, Cao Cao was satisfied with a super Want Want gift bag, a potato chip gift bag, and a QQ candy that was 3 meters long.

This explains, the small bag of QQ candy we bought when we were children is actually a long string of each package connected from end to end, Cao Cao took this long string of QQ candy and weighed it again and again, and finally this thing won by length.

Bai Qi is even more realistic, he chose three packs of the most expensive and largest beef jerky, I guess he chose it according to the configuration of marching and fighting, and the old man asked me after choosing: "Xiaoyuan, how long can this thing be stored?"

I looked at the expiration date and said, "One and a half years." ”

Bai Qi said happily: "If only we had this thing at that time!"

I said, "If you had this thing at that time, it is estimated that our generation of humanity would be extinct." I persuaded him again: "Brother Bai, eating too much of this stuff is not good for your health, let's go buy something fresh." ”

I raised my hand and pointed to the counter selling marinated products, and happened to see Xiao Hei and Daji looking at the same thing on the counter very unladylikely. ”

Xiao Hei said: "What about the kind of beef you have in the refrigerator? ”

Daji's eyes lit up and agreed: "Yes, yes, I just tasted it, it's so delicious, I have to buy some more." ”

I don't know if the girls were angels in their last life, anyway, they must be foodies in this life. I thought carefully about the beef they described, and suddenly said, "That's my mother's homemade, it's the only one, and there is no semicolon." ”

Daji said, "That'...... Can you trouble Auntie to do a little more?"

Although Xiao Hei didn't speak, he also looked at me with a blank eye, looking at her little eyes, I couldn't help but think: If our beef jerky is on the market in the future, the advertising slogan will be "Difu Black Impermanence Appetizer!" is much more domineering than "the royal use of the president of country X" and "the noble first choice of celebrities"!

Xu Xiaoman's cart was already full of sweet, sour, salt and other condiments, and he said to me, "What are you smiling at?"

I put my arm around her shoulders and said, "Our beef jerky has been exported to the yin and yang worlds. ”

She touched my forehead and said, "I don't have a fever, hey, it still hurts my brain." ”

I looked around and found that Huang Chao was gone, and suddenly I was in a cold sweat, just with the old man's pair of scared eyes, I estimated that it would not be good to stand on the overpass to ask for food, and he has not been here for a long time, and basically does not have the ability to survive except for minesweeping, in case it is really lost, the consequences are unimaginable, I quickly greeted everyone: "Brother Huang is gone, go to find it separately!"

As soon as the words fell, Huang Chao shook from a distance, holding three fruit knives of different lengths and widths in his hands, and shouted at Cao Cao from afar: "Brother Cao, which of these three knives do you say kills the most neatly?" caused the people around him to retreat at least 10 meters, and a thin little security guard next to him was frightened by his unscrupulous momentum and stumbled under his feet, which was likely to be the most exciting and inexplicable day in his security career.

I hurriedly rushed over and snatched the knife from his hand, and said loudly: "Just choose one, you can kill any watermelon!"

The crowd of onlookers, you look at me, I look at you, did the collective hear it wrong?

How I wish I could pull out a metal rod, put on my sunglasses, and say to the crowd of onlookers, "Look here." The crowd of onlookers looked over, and as soon as I pressed the button on the metal rod, the light flashed, and everyone's expressions were a little dull, and they said inexplicably: "What's going on? What just happened?"

The next time I see Hades, I'll ask him if he has this kind of work equipment, and I'll bring us one too.

At this time, Zhao Gao said: "Xiaoyuan, I have chosen, let's continue to go inside." ”

When I looked, there were three bags of colorful Northwest specialty mutton steamed buns lying in his shopping cart, which were cumin, spicy, and ...... Chicken flavor, I'm curious, which master is so talented that he can make a chicken flavor by soaking mutton in buns. The packaging of that thing was like instant noodles, and it looked quite cheap, and I said bitterly: "Brother Zhao, when you get here, choose something that you haven't eaten before, let's go to the restaurant to eat fresh." ”

Zhao Gao shook his head and said: "I'm old, I still eat the right food from my hometown, Xiaoyuan, you don't care about me." ”

Brother Zhao, don't say anything, in the future, your brother's wallet will be your wallet, brother's woman...... That's still a brother's woman.