Chapter 3 Visiting the Supermarket (Almost Finished) [Revision]
Everyone said that they had chosen what they wanted, and they could go to the next place, I waved the small flag and said: "The next stop, the daily necessities area, don't take anything here, tell me what you need, and if you don't understand, you can ask me at any time." ”
Walking forward, I said to Xu Xiaoman: "You take the two girls to see cosmetics or something, and help them choose." ”
Xu Xiaoman grabbed the two of them and said, "Let's go, I've wanted to buy that foundation for a long time, can you help me with the staff?"
As soon as the girls left, the men stood in the air mixed with laundry detergent, shampoo, body lotion and many other fragrances, and began to be at a loss, and the difference between civilian officials and military generals was reflected at this time.
He Shen and Zhao Gao, the half-grown old men with fine skin and tender meat, in modern terms, are called well-maintained. This kind of person is most favored by the promotion lady, and the promoter who sells men's facial cleanser and shaving water catches them one by one and starts bombing, and the two old men listen and ask questions from time to time, such as:
"What? No, no, I'm afraid of the cold. ”
"Frosted? won't wear off the skin, will it?"
"This is too fragrant, isn't it? The little girl can use it, but my old man still uses a steady one, do you have a sandalwood fragrance?"
The generals who were snubbed didn't mind, Cao Cao sniffed this and that in front of a counter selling bulk perfumes, I leaned over to him, he pointed to one of the smells and said, "Back then, Xiao Qiao smelled like this." ”
I glanced at him suspiciously, "Why does Zhou Yu's wife tell you to smell it?"
Cao Cao hurriedly said: "I really smelled it." ”
Well, since ancient times, there are many hallucinations in crushes, just let him smell it.
I asked the salesperson, "How much does this perfume cost?" ”
The smile on the salesperson's face was particularly sweet, "35 grams, buy 5 grams get one gram free." ”
Luckily, although I don't know how ounces to grams are converted, I do know that it must be a lot cheaper than the hundreds of ounces of perfume in the Hong Kong exchange.
"Come on 5 gram......s! You can send more. ”
The salesperson smiled, she had finally opened this week.
After buying the perfume, I saw Huang Chao Bai Qi wandering in front of a counter selling contact lenses, and the girl who sold contact lenses looked at Huang Chao's pair of goldfish eyes, "Sir, you should look at the color first, and I have to transfer the goods to you if you want a large one." ”
Bai Qi said in surprise: "You said that you can see things in the distance clearly by wearing this? Wouldn't that be able to spy on the enemy earlier? Brother Cao, come and see, this is a good thing!"
I pulled Bai Qi over and said, "You can't wear that, you won't be able to see anything if you wear it, I'll buy you a telescope later, and you can use it to spy on the enemy." ”
I threw a few bottles of Dabao and Rejoice into the small cart, and beckoned a few people to continue walking, at this time Xu Xiaoman's little black Daji came back, Xu Xiaoman was carrying a small shopping bag in his hand, and the three of them took out foundation, eyeliner and other things from it from time to time, and the discussion was in full swing.
As soon as he saw us, Xu Xiaoman said, "What do you want to eat at night? ”
When I looked, there was no vegetable and fruit section in front of me. After all, He Shen is only a few hundred years away from now, and he recognizes more melons, fruits and vegetables than others, even so, this old boy still can't help but sigh: "It's the first time I've seen such a big watermelon." Hey, what's that? You're too extravagant, such a big cabbage, and you only eat such a little heart, and I didn't ...... like that back then."
Hehe, that's baby cabbage.
Cao Cao Huangchao Bai Qi directly ignored the dazzling array of vegetables, and kept wandering in the place where meat and fish were sold, Xu Xiaoman picked up the vegetables with ease, and I led a group of generals, eager to lift half a pig, a sheep, three beef legs, and four fat fish.
There was a small cart full of meat, how do I look at it, and then I thought about it, there are still 18 pro-soldiers in Baiqi, I'm afraid it's only a little less, so I quickly weighed 5 fish.
Xu Xiaoman saw my posture and put vegetables in the small cart.
While waiting for the weighing, I went to buy a few yams, which are Cao Cao's weapons in the future.
When they went out of the supermarket, each person carried at least two large shopping bags in their hands, and Cao Cao Huangchao even carried two large bags on his shoulders - they didn't let Bai Qi resist, saying that they respected their predecessors.
The already overloaded loaf of bread is now ...... It was seriously overloaded, and He Shen Zhao Gao, who was sitting on the back pony, was the worst, almost submerged in all kinds of things, and everyone complained along the way.
"You're on my lap. ”
"Hey, be careful! don't rub lard on me!"
"What the hell, me off!"
"Li Yuan, you should say it first!"
"Who the fuck smokes, the ashes fall into my mouth!"
……
I quickly pinched my cigarette and stepped on the accelerator for a while, looking around the car, only Huang Chao was the only one humming a little song very comfortably - he was sitting in the passenger seat.
I saw this group of people in the rearview mirror, I couldn't help but be happy, among the people here, except for my girlfriend Xu Xiaoman, who was not a prominent position before his death, and he couldn't wait to go to the toilet to let people carry a sedan chair, and now crowded in this small van, no one complained, everyone can have the attitude of being at ease when they come, it is really rare.
I teased Huang Chao and said, "Brother Huang, do you want to go back and continue to fight the world?"
Huang Chao's bulging eyes revealed a sly smile: "Don't go and kill 15 more people, I can be an immortal." ”
Well, it's no wonder that I don't have a brain, he hasn't forgotten about killing.
And just like that, our first conference meal is about to begin.