When I first saw the fat man, I was walking in the underground passage with a portion of egg fried rice, which came from a small restaurant across the road.

Although he was a fat man, he had an indescribable temperament, his back was straight, and the smile on his face seemed to be appropriate. This kind of temperament is shared by both big names and tender models, and the bacon and fresh meat are equally divided.

My first reaction was: Hey, isn't this who (a certain celebrity)?

Is this a reality show? Dressed up pretty old.

I was hesitating, and he seemed to notice that I recognized him, and seeing that I was still calm, he regarded me as a quality fan, and actually smiled at me and beckoned me to come over. I looked behind me, and there were just the two of us in the gloomy underground passageway, and he was indeed signaling to me.

Not so much, I trotted over very doggedly.

The fat man didn't have a stand at all, took my hand and said kindly, "I can be regarded as finding you!"

I was a little confused, what were you looking for me? and looked at his face carefully, and we didn't look alike.

I am troubled, if he now says that I am his long-lost son, and that he has a large inheritance to leave me, then I ...... Believe without embarrassment.

I made up my mind and asked, "Are you recording a show?"

He looked at me, his eyes were full of respect, he bowed his head and arched his hand and said, "Junior Heshen, I've seen ...... Nine thousand years old. ”

What's that?

I looked around in confusion, and I didn't find anything else except for the slight thinning of the hair on the celestial spirit cover in front of me, which had formed a tendency to support the center around it.

Seeing that I didn't answer, he took a step in the same place, and said more solemnly again: "Junior and Shen, I have come to join Senior Wei." ”

Looking at his serious appearance, I am also happy, the opportunity to play with big names is estimated to be only once in my life, what are you still stunned for?

I also learned from him and bowed his hand, and said with a smile: "Tell me first, which Wei senior am I?"

Wei Ran, Wei Yan, Wei Zheng, I was thinking in my heart, this guy is one of the more famous people with the surname Wei, right? No matter which one I play, it must at least be a ...... Male number five.

He took my arm, stared at my eyes worriedly, and said, "Have you forgotten your predecessors? You are Wei Zhongxian, the eunuch of the Ming Xi Sect and the eunuch of the Bingbi!"

Yesterday, my little cousin came to my house to play, and I had to pester me to tell her the story of Yang Guifei and Tang Xuanzong, I was writing a diary, and I asked very distractedly, "Isn't Yang Guifei a couple with Tang Taizong......?" Otherwise...... Your brother is like that...... Unpromising...... You can only open an Internet café. "I don't think so, when I was a child, my mother also pointed to my aunt to educate me like this, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, and I will have to pay it back sooner or later.

Pull away, come back. In the underground passage, with the historical level of the rather soft (the antonym of "excellent", you read it right! The author of this book has already begun to make up words! This is to go to heaven!), when he said that long sentence that I neither understood nor remembered, my left brain was thinking that this broken program didn't even have an inscription board, didn't it fix me, but the right brain peeled back the cocoon and extracted a useful piece of information: Wei Zhongxian is a eunuch!

Thank you for your tireless right brain! Who is so bitter and hateful, and scolds me!

The skills of a good actor are reflected at this time, the half-bald fat man is not affected by my amateur level at all, after saying this, he is still looking at my crotch with curiosity and inquiry, and the wind in the underground passage passes through the middle of my crotch, slightly cool, wrapped in a sorrow of eggs.

I jumped back to avoid his gaze, and since he was a good actor, with meticulous and dedicated acting, I didn't have a good seizure, so I had to ask, "What the hell is going on?"

He touched his stomach and said, "The people over there said to come to you, senior, I haven't eaten this day, and I really can't stand." As he spoke, he shifted his gaze and began to look at the fragrant egg fried rice I was carrying.

Thanks for the egg fried rice! There was a part of my body that was about to be targeted by him!

I didn't give me any food to co-author, so I beckoned him to come with me, and said as I walked: "It's also fate to meet you, the egg fried rice is given to you, come back to the Internet café with me to eat." Then I whispered: "There is a problem with your show, you come up and scold people as eunuchs, it's too bad, it's a shame that you met me, you want to meet someone who writes online novels, this is a big taboo, and I have to tear you apart?"

As soon as he heard that there was food to eat, he smiled and said: "It's me who is reckless, I shouldn't be straightforward with the official name of my predecessors, I have committed a taboo, and I ask my seniors to forgive me." "I don't know if he's a true axis or if the character needs it.

In a blink of an eye, I walked out of the underpass, I had the heart to turn over the stubble, pointed to a small Internet café on the side of the road and said, "That's it, I opened this Internet café, let's go in and eat." ”

He rubbed his hands together and followed me into the Internet café, looking around curiously as soon as he entered.

Today is Saturday, the Internet café is full, from time to time people come in and walk around, but they can't find a vacant seat and have to leave.

It was almost eleven o'clock, I entered the cash register, and the simple handover made Wang Xia, a junior girl who was a part-time cashier, hurry back to the dormitory, she glanced at the person who came back with me suspiciously, and I said sloppily: "My uncle, who is in the entertainment industry, came to see me by the way." ”

Wang Xia said with a big grin: "No wonder it looks familiar." ”

I said, "Go back quickly, and stay safe on the way." ”

As he spoke, the half-bald man stared at the rows of monitors in amazement, wishing for a few more pairs of eyes, until I beckoned him to sit at the cash register, and he pointed to one of the monitors and shouted at me, "The picture on it moves! I've been looking at it for so long, and it's not the same." ”

When I looked, people were fighting bosses, and they would die if they didn't move.

I took out a bowl from the cabinet under the cash register, put the bag in it along with the egg fried rice, broke the disposable chopsticks for him, and then said, "Don't you act, are you tired?" I can't cooperate with you, hurry up and come in to eat." ”

He walked into the cash register, sat next to me, looked at the egg fried rice and groaned, as if he understood that I had misunderstood him, and asked, "Senior Wei, you still haven't remembered your identity?"

I was on the verge of a breakdown, "My identity is a small Internet café boss, otherwise can we both sit in this cash register?"

He shook his head with a serious face and said: "Think about it again, you were the famous Wei Zhongxian in your previous life! Before I came, the king of Hades told me that you had done too much evil in your previous life, and the next eighteenth reincarnation could only enter the animal path, who knew that in the eighteenth life, that is, in the current reincarnation of this life, the petty official who was responsible for managing the six reincarnations took a nap, and let you enter the humanity by mistake. ”

I smiled, took out two bottles of mineral water from the corner where snacks were stacked behind me, handed one bottle to him, unscrewed the other bottle and drank it myself, then leaned back on the sofa, found the most comfortable position, and asked with the mentality of bragging, "Then what was my previous life?"

He held the bottle of mineral water and thought for a while, and said, "I heard that the king of Hades said it was a corpse turtle. ”

I squirted out a mouthful of water, but fortunately he was clever enough to hide quickly, I didn't bother to wipe my mouth, and said with a smile: "I know, in my last life, I lived happily in a corpse cave that was warm in winter and cool in summer, but a person named Stuffy Oil Bottle passed by, and I hung up with two fingers and a clip (scene from "Tomb Robbery Notes"). ”

He didn't want to laugh at all, he studied the mineral water bottle for a long time, and then looked at the bottle that I had unscrewed on the cash register, and finally figured out the principle, and unscrewed it like me, took a sip carefully, and received: "I don't know this." ”

As soon as I saw that I didn't have to talk, I pointed to the egg fried rice and said to him, "Eat it while it's hot, and then you can calculate for me what I did in my last life." ”

He said helplessly: "I still have a question. ”

I sighed, "You can ask after you eat." ”

He hesitated for a moment, but finally couldn't hold back, "I just want to ask, do you have a spoon here?"

I looked at the plump and well-grained egg fried rice, and then at the disposable chopsticks in his hand, and finally felt completely defeated by him, "This...... Really, Lord Heshen, you should be aware of the people's feelings, make do with a meal, and when you go back, you will eat sea cucumber and abalone with a spoon, okay?"

When he was having dinner, I pointed to a door behind me and said, "You're tired from a busy day, aren't you?" There's a bed in there, you can go in and sleep." ”

He stood at the door and glanced at it, and found that there was only a single spring bed, so he turned back and asked, "What about you?"

I waved my hand, "You sleep with yours, leave me alone." ”

I swear that if I knew what fate awaited me next, I would rather have fun in a single bed with this old boy at this moment.