Today is a special day, the first time in my life that I have been opened.

Now I am reclining on the temporary bed in the hospital corridor and writing a diary (don't ask me why I write a diary, what you read is my diary), Xu Xiaoman is helping me go through the discharge procedures, and the doctor said: There is no danger to life.

Just twelve hours ago, I went to the Hades Palace. Please note that no figures of speech such as metaphors or exaggerations are used here, and I really went to the Hades Hall and cordially greeted the old man of Hades.

This thing has to start from last night, last night I sent the half-bald fat man who came out of nowhere to sleep in the cubicle in the cash register, I sat in front of the cash register and thought about things for a while, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that the fat man was like a lost old man with Alzheimer's disease, and Ming'er should take him to the nearby police station.

After a while, my eyelids began to fight, and I called the webmaster over to stare at it, and I was able to squint on the couch next to me for a while.

Just as I lay down and closed my eyes, I caught a glimpse of a couple of young men walking in. At this point, even students who don't come home at night should look for a place to play, what are you fooling around? My doubts and alertness flashed in my mind, but then I thought that there were people everywhere on Saturday night, and I might have come in to try my luck, and then I left.

If it weren't for the fact that I was too sleepy, I only glanced at it dimly, and with my 5.0 vision in my left eye and 5.0 in my right eye, I would have noticed that these people were bulging in their coats and stuffed with some kind of bar-shaped object.

Sleep, sleep, I may have to stay up all night tomorrow.

Moments before I fell asleep, I heard several very incongruous shouts amid the crackling keyboard.

What's going on? The bar upstairs has a third-rate band again?

Ten seconds later, when I was sure that it was not singing, and that no matter how ugly it was, it couldn't be like that, the situation was out of control. When I opened my eyes, I saw two groups of people fighting fiercely in the corridor of the Internet café, one of them was the four young people who had just entered, and the other group was the four students who were originally sitting in a row to surf the Internet.

The two sides are equal in age and in equal numbers, what is this fight for?

Equip!

That's right, it's the equipment.

Four young people have a steel pipe, I don't know which nearby construction site to get it, although the four students kept shouting in their mouths to make a strong noise, helpless unarmed, one after another was smashed a few stuffy sticks, only the head of the share, a student nosebleeds, the bridge of the nose is broken, he pulled up the keyboard on the table as a shield, the keyboard was knocked hard by a stick and the keys flew around, I saw a bad breath in my heart, who else should I be!

"Stop!"

I shouted, picked up a mop stick and rushed up, several young people in society noticed that someone was meddling in their affairs, and it was even darker, I pushed one person away, pulled the most beaten student behind me, lay down on the mop stick, and yelled: "Dare to spread wild in Lao Tzu's territory!

Whether it's a martial arts movie, a police movie or a movie of the Crazy Boy series, the appearance rate of this line is extremely high, and there is a reason for that, after using it once, I found that it is indeed catchy and domineering.

My presence finally made a difference, and the eight men stopped looking at me quickly, slowly, and I cleared my throat and said, "I'm the boss here, and I'll have to take care of you beating my customers in my place." ”

The young man led by him looked at the keyboard buttons scattered all over the place, as well as a monitor that was smashed out of radial cracks, took out a cigarette and lit it and smoked it, and said while puffing out the smoke: "If you smash your things, you can calculate how much you should lose, people don't care about you, and it's ours to kill you!"

I smiled, "It's not a small tone." ”

The young man threw most of the cigarette left in his hand to the ground, stepped on it and crushed it fiercely, and pointed the steel pipe at me and said, "What do you want?"

I also pointed to the door with a mop rod without showing weakness and said, "Lose money and get out!"

If the negotiation fails, it seems that there is only one way to win or lose.

If you want to say that my network manager Xiaobei, when I first recruited him, I just took a fancy to his cleverness, at the moment he was holding my mobile phone to call people, while running upstairs to the bar in three steps and two steps, more than ten seconds later, hula brought down a group of people from the second floor, I looked at it with my spare eyes, and it was the bar's female owner Xu Xiaoman, who was immediately relieved.

Although I am not afraid of these young people in society, I don't want to make enemies with them, my father once taught me: it is better to offend a gentleman than a villain. In line with this principle, I also lit a cigarette and said in the tone of someone who came over: "You have to be forgiving and forgiving, how much enmity can a few students have with you? If you really do something, can the parents give up? Don't be impulsive, you can't talk about anything." ”

As soon as they saw that the general trend was gone, their vicious eyes looked at me for a while, and at those students for a while, and they were unwilling to wave the steel pipe while saying cruel words on the spot, which made me feel that the steel pipe was really a good thing, and it could beat people when it was horizontal and dance when it was vertical.

As soon as the onlookers watched the show, it was nearing the end, and the sound of keyboards and mice began to sound around them.

"You wait for me, I'll be back!"

Leaving down a classic line of the gray wolf, the young man in charge bumped me on the shoulder and wanted to walk towards the door.

Maybe he didn't have much confidence, he didn't hit hard, and I deliberately took a small step back, so there was no further conflict. I thought that this was the end of the matter, or at least it should be over, but at this moment, a brick flying from nowhere was firmly covered by my head.

There was a roar in my head, and I couldn't tell if it was the sound of a broken skull, and then, I saw those young people looking at me with innocent and gloating eyes, Xu Xiaoman and Xiaobei, the network administrator, opened their mouths in surprise, and the students I rescued hurriedly came to help me, and the sound of keyboard and mouse stopped again......

Finally, I saw a semi-bald fat man, the fat man was in the posture of throwing a shot put, and shouted: "You dare to bully Senior Wei? Eat me...... Oops,. ”

There was a viscous hot liquid flowing through the front door, I sighed, closed my eyes, I couldn't live for myself!

According to Xu Xiaoman's recollection, I was like a dead pig at the time, yes, she used the measure word "one fan" accurately, which is why I like this girl so much, the domineering female boss on the outside, and the literary young man in her bones.

In short, my head is like a blood gourd, before the ambulance came, Xu Xiaoman righteously contributed two aunt towels, wanting to stick them on my head to stop bleeding, network administrator Xiaobei asked: Will this high-flow night type suck my blood dry? Xu Xiaoman expressed contempt for his amateur level, at this time another girl who was in the Internet café all night shyly took out a piece of daily type, after some discussion, many opinions reached an agreement - first use the daily type, and the night type is on standby as a reserve to prevent side leakage. During this period, the half-bald fat man tried to figure out what kind of advanced invention they came up with, and was despised by countless people.

Fortunately, the ambulance arrived in time, thanks to the driver, if you come half a minute late, my life will be gone—if someone puts an aunt's towel on the door of my head in front of the hundreds of people, I definitely don't want to live.

I want to highlight a strange thing that happened between the time I fell to the ground and the ambulance came.

Oh, it's another strange thing besides someone trying to put an aunt's towel on my head.