Wang Xianren is not a good thing!

The old man first wanted to empty the white wolf and take away the ugly wood power from me, although I still don't know what this weirdly named power is, but it doesn't matter.

For this reason, he set up a formation, trapping me, the zombie version of the skinny monkey, and himself inside.

It's annoying that he can't deal with the zombie version of the skinny monkey, even if he adds me, it's for nothing, so I have to memorize an 800-word garbled in 50 minutes.

Yes, I can't find a single word garbled throughout the text, even though I know the essence and true meaning of exam-oriented education and have rich experience in sharpening guns, but it is obviously impossible to achieve this goal.

"Who the hell invented this mantra? Lao Tzu's alien language has not passed the fourth level!" I was furious.

"Why don't we retreat and follow me again?" Wang Xianren finally straightened his attitude and fully understood my anger.

"Follow along...... Does it work?" I don't care what the process is, the result is important, otherwise I will toss here for a long time and wait to be scratched to death by a thin monkey's paw, and I will panic!

"Theoretically...... Should be...... Somewhat useful. Wang Xianren didn't look at me at all when he answered, and his flickering eyes were simply a capital "heart weakness".

I can't help it, let's be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

"Come on, slow down, I'll read along. ”

After chanting for about 5 minutes, Wang Xianren paused and asked, "How is it?"

"......How's it going?" I reacted, "Oh, what are you asking me about? ”

"Isn't that okay?" said Wang Xianren, who was silent.

"So what do we do?"

Outside the door, Zhao Gao woke up slowly, shook his head, rubbed his shoulders and sat up tremblingly, I saw that he had a piece on his forehead, his face was full of soil, and he couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly shouted: "Brother Zhao, are you okay?"

Zhao Gao didn't care to answer, touched the wound on his head, and asked with cold air: "What about you, Xiaoyuan?"

As he spoke, he wanted to go to the box, but I quickly shouted, "Stop!

Zhao Gao saw the thin monkey, obediently stopped at the door, and shouted while learning the lines of a third-rate TV series: "Listen to the policemen inside! You are already surrounded by gangsters! Confess leniently! Surrender and not kill!"

What is this?

"Brother Zhao, don't make a mess," I wailed, "Do you have any reliable peers in the underground passage?"

I looked at Zhao Gao eagerly as if I had grabbed a life-saving straw.

"No, the Wang Immortals are reliable, and the others are liars. Zhao Gao's answer was very sincere.

"It's all my fault! I'm so anxious!" Wang Xianren said angrily: "I shouldn't have stopped to ask you halfway, I should have finished the mantra in one go!"

"I'm rubbing!

Wang Xianren was so ashamed that his head was almost buried in the crotch of his pants, "It's only a third of the time, hey! blame me for being too anxious." ”

"So what now?" I'm in a hurry! I'm bubbling in a hurry!

"Only from scratch. ”

If the heart is there, the dream is there, but it starts all over again - hey——, there can be background music here.

"Okay. I'm too lazy to argue about right or wrong, "But big brother, you have to do everything in one go this time, persistence is victory!"

"Uh-huh!" Wang Xianren nodded repeatedly.

"Brother Zhao, please call Xiao Hei, if you can get in touch, tell her that I am dying and need help from the rivers and lakes. Zhao Gao "sighed", didn't ask much, and went to the box next door to make a call.

I took a deep breath and said, "Let's get started." ”

This time the recitation lasted for more than ten minutes, and I played at a super level, not only keeping up with the rhythm of Wang Xianren, but also ensuring that the words were correct and round.

After reading the last word, Wang Xianren patted me on the shoulder excitedly and shouted, "How is it?

"Yes...... Shoulder pain. "I rubbed the shoulder that he had patted and told the truth.

"Is there any other feeling? fever, chills, angry dantian, head wants to hit the wall...... You can feel anything. ”

"Not really. ”

I even stood up and moved my limbs and feet in a very limited space, but I didn't feel anything strange up and down.

"Still can't do it. Wang Xianren's voice dropped an octave, "God, why are you doing this to me?!"

When he raised his hand to ask the sky, he choked up and burst into tears.

"Immortal, Brother Wang, let's stop crying, I beg you. "I'm a person who can't see others shed tears, and I'm still an old man, "It's a big deal to die, let me tell you, I'm ...... with Lord Yama."

"You can't die! I won't let you die!" Before I finished speaking, Wang Xianren had already turned his grief into strength, "The cause of everything is mine, then I will bear all the consequences!

With a shake of his hand, Wang Xianren pulled out a small peachwood sword from his waist.

I said how his robe was bulging, and I thought there was a big brother on his waist.

"Calm down! Calm down!" I grabbed Wang Xianren, who was about to rush at the thin monkey with his whole body in high spirits, "I have a way, neither of us have to die!"

"What's the solution?" he put away his sword and sat back down on the couch in a dignified manner.

I'm now convinced that there must be something wrong with this old mind, and I can't keep up with the frequency of his changes!

"Actually, I'm ...... with Lord Yama."

Wow-bum-boom-poof-

The sound of running in high heels was like a rainstorm, and the feet in high heels braked sharply and skillfully when they were about to reach the door of the box, stopped steadily, took a step forward, and raised their legs, so fast that I could see the afterimage.

A kick hit the skinny monkey in the jaw, kicking the zombie in the head.

"Sister Hei, you're here!

Of course, she didn't match me, on the one hand, it was the iceberg-type character setting, and on the other hand, she had already thrown herself into the battle with the skinny monkey.

Although the zombie thin monkey was kicked over at the beginning and suffered a little loss, he had rough skin and thick blood, a carp was strong, and he was alive and well, and he fought with Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei couldn't take advantage of it for a while.

When I saw this formation, my heart almost tugged at my throat, this is the black impermanence of the underworld! If even she can't control the thin monkey, this ...... This is the rhythm of writing the protagonist to death!