Chapter 40: Late Pee
The two sides come and go, first Xiao Hei's tentative attack, weapon: heel.
The zombie version of the thin monkey squatted and flashed again and again, pumping cold and returning the claws, Xiao Hei dodged after jumping, and the thin monkey made up for a faster grab.
Xiao Hei jumped one more step and walked out of the box door.
The thin monkey chased after him, and just as he chased to the door, a strange scene happened.
He'!! him, he's !! stuck at the door!
Wang Xianren's eyes widened and his fists clenched, "I knew! I knew! The cycle must be useful!"
This is probably the first time that the Cycle of Succession has played a role since it was invented, the so-called peak moment.
The thin monkey's body was still a little distance from the door frames on both sides, and he could have easily passed through the door frames, but there were repeated suppressions, and he couldn't even get out of an inch when he was desperately walking, as if he was on a treadmill.
This card is only for a short time.
The skinny monkey realizes the danger and wants to pull his legs away.
Little Black Foot jumped high on the ground, kicked the door frame twice, and rolled his body into the house from the top of the thin monkey's head in a standard back-jumping high jump position.
She lay flat, stretched, and turned in the air, with the top of the thin monkey's head behind her and the door frame in front of her, and she slipped through the small crack.
Smack-
The landing was calm, without a trace of superfluous movements.
So what, there are gymnastics training classes in the underworld?
I didn't even see Xiao Hei raise his legs, and the skinny monkey who had just taken a step back was kicked back under the door frame by her.
This was followed by a series of dense punches and kicks. Xiao Hei was wrapped in a puff of black smoke every time he made a move, and as soon as the black smoke touched the zombie's body, it let out a painful howl again and again. Soon, the carrion on the zombie's body flew sideways, the corpse slurry splashed, and for a while the sour smell made me want to give my nose away, and the strength of its scratching hands became smaller and smaller, if it wasn't for Xiao Hei and Cycle Repeat, I am afraid it would have fallen to the ground.
"Sister Hei is mighty! God is in a position!" I grabbed a stack of napkins to cover my nose, and didn't forget to pat Xiao Hei's ass.
"This ...... This is ......" Wang Xianren was quite surprised.
"Beware!" Xiao Hei shouted, jumped up and retreated, and opened his arms in front of me, shouting at the same time, "He's going to mutate!"
It's really a twist and turn today.,I just know that when you fight the boss red blood, it will trigger mutation.,Come to a crit group attack or something.,How can I think about it.,The live version of the zombie will also mutate.γ
I really want to shout "what is love"!
At such a critical moment, as a big man, I should have rushed forward to protect women and children, but now I am protected by Xiao Hei, which is really embarrassing.
"I'm coming!" I roared as I jumped up and rushed forward.
And thenβ
Then I sat back upright. Not only did he sit back, but he also clamped his legs.
Urgency to urinate.
What a painful moment this is, human urine can come so quickly without showing a trace, for a moment, I felt that something must be wrong, and I should go to the hospital with Zhao Gao for a check-up.
This intense urge to urinate made me tremble, goosebumps rose layer after layer, and my brain couldn't think at all, so I could only hold back and hold back with all my strength!
I miss the time when I was in elementary school, it was really an innocent era, the ice cream was only 2 cents, except for a few days before and after the exam, there was no trouble, and the most important thing was that as long as you raised your hand and said "Teacher, I want to pee" during class, the teacher would helplessly let you go to the toilet.
I want to raise my hand, I guess the rampaging zombie version of the skinny monkey can't agree.
"She can't stand it! The old man is going to help, you go quickly!" Wang Xianren rushed forward with an arrow step.
I observed the situation with what little consciousness I had left. The skinned body of the thin monkey was blood-red and blood-red, his muscles and veins were shocking, his limbs had stretched a little, and he was originally as tall as me, but now it seemed to be more than a head taller than me.
Xiao Hei stood next to him, and could only be described as a bird, no matter how much he moved and turned, it was difficult to form an effective attack.
"Eat grandpa's sword!" Wang Xianren rushed up and slashed, and did not forget to turn back anxiously and beckoned: "Hurry up, you!"
In his anxious gaze, I raised my left leg, stacked it on my right leg, clamped it hard, swung a standard Erlang leg, and said cautiously: "You are busy first, leave me alone." β
Wang Xianren was so angry with me that his beard exploded.
"The power of the ugly wood cannot be lost in vain!, go away, leave us alone!" he yelled at me like a martyr before his heroic death.
"Go now, let me take my time. "I can't devote a trace of attention to Wang Xianren, and even if he answers, his voice is distorted.
"What's wrong with you?" Wang Xianren slashed two swords in a row, so anxious that he wanted to run back to pull me, I saw his momentum, and hurriedly waved his hand, I don't know if the embankment of a thousand miles can be destroyed in the anthill, but it can definitely be destroyed by him dragging this one.
The two of them dealt with the thin monkey, which made this unlucky zombie tired to deal with, and at this moment Wang Xianren turned around and pulled me, the pressure of the thin monkey decreased sharply, and he scratched Xiao Hei in one go, and made up for it behind Wang Xianren's buttocks.
And so, the saddest thing in the world happened.
Xiao Hei and Wang Xianren hit me with their feet one after another!
What the Big Bang, what comet hit the earth, what kind of mushroom cloud of atomic bombs, one by one appeared before my eyes, a part of my body roared, my tight bladder was relieved, and strength hissed in every bone.
The brain briefly blanked for a few seconds, and there was no doubt that those seconds were blissful, and the thrill was like a roller coaster dive.
"Xiao Yuan, run, you go too!" Xiao Hei's clothes were torn by the thin monkey, and there was a bloody mark on his shoulder, which was not shallow, so he dropped a sentence and turned around to fight again.
"I'm not leaving! I'm dead, I'm dead! I'm over! I'm chasing after me! Oh my mother! You're leaving! Hurry up with the power of the ugly wood!" Wang Xianren was incoherent, but the low-grade parry in his hand did not fall behind at all.
The two joined forces again, and soon a stalemate with the skinny monkey was reached.
At this moment, of course, I had to call someone, but I had no choice but to sit for too long, and my legs were a little numb due to the tense muscles just now, so I had to reach out and press the coffee table in front of me in order to stand up quickly.
Smack-
Without warning, the solid stone coffee table was broken by me!
Damn! Fake and shoddy goods!
I weighed the corner of the table that I had broken, not to mention, it was quite handy.
"Grandson, take it!"
In line with the principle of "try to cause trouble for the enemy before you run away", I threw out the heavy corner of the table.
Then, the skinny monkey was blown up with chrysanthemums.
Many years later, when Wang Xianren retreated from the immortal industry to the second line, and whenever he bragged and farted with retired old men such as Tai Baixing, he always proudly held out a table corner and said reverently: "I think back then, the great hero Li Yuan relied on this table corner to complete the counterattack from mortals to immortals, and since then he has embarked on the road of God blocking and killing gods and ghosts." This is the pinnacle of my life's collection, and I want to pass it on to my sons and grandsons for future generations to admire. β