Chapter 1288: Epilogue
The sketch continues.
Song Baobao added next to him: "Wind!"
In another world, here is the product of Song Xiaobao's inspiration, "When reciting the poem, Uncle Zhao said: On the vast sea, dark clouds ...... Then I looked at the book, and Xiaobao said: Storm, Uncle Zhao looked confused, did he forget the words, haha!
It is precisely because of this improvisational performance that it has become a classic, after all, there are not many people who can make Uncle Zhao laugh.
"Haha!"
The audience laughed.
"This Song baby is so funny. ”
"It's funny. ”
"Tempest. ”
"I'm laughing at me!"
Xu Qian said with a smile: "Do you still know how to read? The wind is gathering dark clouds, and between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel flying proudly!"
When he said "fly", he pulled out a long tone.
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"Xu Qian amused me to death. ”
"Xu Qian has two brushes!"
"This recitation is quite imposing!"
"Hang the bomb sky. ”
"Almighty, so almighty. ”
"This is the child of miracles. ”
Song Baobao exclaimed beside him: "Oh my God." ”
Zhao Haiyan walked over from the house and looked at Xu Qiandao: "What are you doing, you said that the old ladies in this house are chattering, and the old voice is calling me, what are you doing?
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"Proud. ”
"Nima, this is going to laugh at me. ”
"It's funny. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
Xu Qian said speechlessly: "What does it have to do with you? It's really a crime to be a neighbor with you, why are you so uneducated!"
"Poetry, remember?"
Xu Qian said to Song Xiaobao: "The most important thing is that the first sentence must be shouted!"
He said to Zhao Haiyan: "It's okay, I'll let him practice culture, it's okay to be quite literate!"
He said to Song Baobao again: "You go, go show it!"
Song Baobao walked out: he walked up to Lirong and shouted, "Ah!!!hh
His "ah" was so caught off guard, there was no foreshadowing at all, it was a roar, which could scare people out of heart disease, Lirong and Zhao Haiyan were still talking and laughing, but because of his "ah", he jumped three feet high.
"Haha!"
The audience laughed.
"Nima, that's funny!"
"I'm going to laugh at this. ”
"This Song baby is so funny. ”
"It's funny. ”
"Talent. ”
"I'm laughing at me!"
Zhao Haiyan looked at Lirong with a frightened expression: "Sister." ”
Song Baobao looked at Xu Qian and said, "Big brother, you see that the eldest sister is scared, and it is a thrill." ”
He made an exaggerated gesture as he spoke, and laughed.
The audience laughed.
"This Song baby is so funny. ”
"It's funny. ”
"Talent. ”
"This guy is a joke. ”
Xu Qian was stealing fun on the side.
Lirong: "Gaha stuff scared me, I wasn't prepared, what kind of thing are you reading!?"
Song Baobao: "Don't be afraid, I'll read you a golf poem!"
All
"The poem of golf, this is a strange thing!"
"Convinced, completely convinced. ”
"This is funny, damn it!"
Xu Qian reminded: "Ji!"
Song Baobao: "The base of golf!"
"Haha!"
The crowd couldn't help it.
"Nima, that's funny. ”
"It's so funny. ”
"I couldn't breathe when I laughed. ”
"Where did Xu Qian find this tease?"
Xu Qian said helplessly: "Gorky's husband's poem!"
The crowd laughed.
"Nima and Xu Qian have all been led astray. ”
"This funny comparison is so funny. ”
"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"It's definitely the funniest comic I've ever seen. ”
Song Baobao echoed: "Poetry!"
Xu Qian said: "Nian Nian Nian!"
Song Baobao: "Ah, the ...... in Cangtu (Changtu)"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"It's going to make me laugh. ”
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Oops...... You're in Siping this time, why are you going to Tieling?...... Boundless!"
The audience chuckled, they had never seen Xu Qian so restrained in his works, but the occasional outburst was really amazing, unparalleled in the world.
Song Baobao said: "Cang...... Blank!"
Xu Qian agreed: "Yes!"
Song Baobao continued to recite the poem: "On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. ”
He paused as he said "Tempest", then lengthened the tone, and then quickly finished saying "Gathering dark clouds".
"Hahaha!"
The audience was really amused by Song Baobao, this guy is a natural comedian, an expression, a demeanor, and an action can make people laugh.
"It's going to make me laugh. ”
"It's so funny!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Between the clouds and the sea, there is a petrel that is connecting us, let's meet here, come here and fall in love at dusk...... Oh, mom, big brother, what are you doing!"
"Hahahaha!!!!"
He chuckled again.
The tears of laughter were about to fall.
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
The plot of this poem is really wonderful.
Shen jumped: "Every sentence is a climax!"
Feng Peng: "The baby is too cheap, even cheaper than me, take it, be convinced." ”
Cannon: "It's too strong. It's too strong. ”
Wu Jun laughed awkwardly, although she occasionally couldn't get the laughter of this sketch, but she wanted to laugh just by hearing the demonic laughter of Song Baobao.
Of course, she is also a little embarrassed, everyone else behaves as a thief, only she performs the worst, which is very, very embarrassing.
Jojo: "Babies are my idols. ”
Master Feng was also shocked, almost every sentence was a breaking point in the stage of "reciting poetry", and every sentence could make people laugh, which was also the awesome thing about Xu Qian's sketches.
Ouyang Hua really wanted to kick Tao Qiang hard now: "This is called a piece of shit, why do you play it for me?"
Lirong: "Why is it so interesting Xiao Song." ”
Song Baobao: "I said big brother, don't you take a duck and put it on the shelf!"
All..
"Let's catch the ducks on the shelves"
"It's so funny. ”
"It's terrible to be uneducated. ”
"I'm laughing, I'm really laughing. ”
Xu Qian: "What the hell is this, a good poem for you to read like this! Oh my mother." ”
"Haha!"
The audience laughed, they could understand Xu Qian's depressed expression.
Zhao Haiyan: "Sister, Xiao Song is humorous, optimism is always like this, haha!"
Xu Qian asked, "I said, did you have anything to say?"
Lirong: "I don't have anything to say. ”
Xu Qian: "If you don't have anything to say, then it's decided, okay?" What's that...... Haiyan borrowed your house to give you some food, okay, let's have a drink!"
Lirong: "No more eating!"
Zhao Haiyan: "By the way, what kind of food are you eating here? This is not my picking, the two of them go out, eat and chat, how sentimental it is!
Xu Qian said to Song Baobao: "Cherish it, ah!"
Zhao Haiyan: "Sister, see you in the Yangge team another day, listen to your good news, let's go!"
She turned to Xu Qian and said, "You can't go over if you stay in your house." ”
On the other side, Song Baobao rubbed Lirong with his buttocks, looking obscene.
"Haha!"
The audience laughed.
"It's so funny. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
Lirong turned her back to Song Baobao, and she thought that it was Xu Qian behind her: "Big brother, where are the two of us going to eat?"
Song Baobao: "Anything!"
He still shows his big white teeth when he speaks.
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"It's so funny!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
Lirong said suspiciously: "What are you doing here?"
"Haha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Song Baobao: "Didn't you say that it's okay, let's go out and talk alone?"
Lirong: "Then are you done with your fate?"
Song Baobao: "Enna!"
Lirong waved his hand and said, "Then it's none of your business, you can go back!"
"Haha!"
The tears of laughter in the audience will burst into laughter.
This Xiao Song looked confused. ”
"It's so funny!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
Lirong walked over and said to Xu Qian: "Big brother, let's go!"
Xu Qian shook his head and said, "I'm not going." ”
Lirong said: "What do you think you are polite?"
At this time, Zhao Haiyan heard the movement and walked out, she felt that something was wrong.
Xu Qian: "It's okay, you two go out, I'll have some food at home." ”
Song Baobao said with a depressed face: "Oh my God!!"
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
Lirong couldn't help but take Xu Gan's hand: "Didn't we say okay, it's polite to be so old, you can go to live with me." ”
"It's going to live!!"
The audience laughed.
Song Baobao: "Haiyan, why am I in a circle!"
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"I was confused. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
"I'm laughing to death. ”
"Who the hell introduced this woman to?"
Song Baobao continued.
"Haha!"
The audience laughed and leaned back.
Zhao Haiyan walked up to the two of them: "Old man, you spread your hands!"
Xu Qian was also confused: Huh?
Zhao Haiyan: "I'll let you let go of your hands!!"
Xu Qian: "I said...... She grabbed me. ”
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"I'm laughing to death. ”
"It's so funny. ”
"Hahaha, laughing to death doesn't pay for your life. ”
"It's funny. ”
Zhao Haiyan looked at Lirong and said, "Sister, you Gaha, you spread out, what do you mean, old man?"
Xu Qian said: "What do I mean." ”
Zhao Haiyan looked at Xu Qian and said, "What do you mean by asking me?" ”
Xu Qian looked at her and said, "What do you mean!!"
Zhao Haiyan: "I"
Xu Qian: "This doesn't understand, do you think I'm in the way in the outhouse? Find a woman and shake me away, are you two good to live here?
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"Xu Qian is so funny. ”
"Xu Qian's line skills don't have to be said!!"
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
Zhao Haiyan pointed at Xu Qian and said, "You said that, you are a bloody person." ”
Xu Qian: "Why did I spray you?"
Zhao Haiyan: "Don't you lose your conscience, did I say that?"
Xu Qian: "What did you say?"
Zhao Haiyan: "It's true that the two of us are divorced, there is no way, there is no house to live in and out of the house, who are you willing to find in the picture, I have never blocked you, don't take such a person, introduce someone to others, you pry it in?"
Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Why did I pry it in?!"
Zhao Haiyan: "How can you get your hands if you don't pry?!"
"Haha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Xu Qian: "Didn't you send this to you! How do I know?"
"Haha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"It's so funny. ”
"Convinced, convinced, completely convinced of Xu Qian. ”
Lirong pointed at Song Baobao and said, "I understand...... Yan'er, I misunderstood! Who did you introduce me...... It's him. ”
Song Baobao said on the side: "It's not good!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"It's so funny. ”
"Song Baobao is so funny!!!!"
Lirong: "This is your wife?"
Zhao Haiyan: "That's right!"
Xu Qian: "I'm not, we're neighbors!"
The audience laughs:
"Neighbors"
Zhao Haiyan looked confused.
"I've been living outside. ”
Xu Qian continued.
Lirong: "Oh, Yan, that's not what I said about you, such a good old man, why don't you cherish it, so let's do it, you two are leaving?"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"Dissuade Away"
"You two go"
"I'm laughing to death. ”
"It's so funny. ”
Zhao Haiyan: "Ah!"
Xu Qian: "I've left a long time ago." ”
Lirong: "Big brother is like this, she doesn't want you, I want you, I've been with me, go!"
Lirong directly pulled Xu Qian away, and Zhao Haiyan was directly dumbfounded.
"Haha!"
The audience burst into laughter:
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's hilarious. ”
"It's so funny. ”
Zhao Haiyan: "You spread out." ”
Lirong: "Don't you see you don't want it?" ”
Zhao Haiyan: "Old man, I see if you dare to walk out of this house." ”
Xu Qian: "Sister, I thank you very much, today is a misunderstanding, the eldest brother doesn't have that blessing! We can't make it. ”
"What about you?"
He pointed at Song Baobao: "This person is very good, see if you can ...... Yes.. ”
Li Rong didn't look away directly, with a look of disgust.
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"This is good?"
"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"It's so funny. ”
The sketch is here and comes to an end.