Chapter 1289 is about to perform

The sketch comes to an end.

Lirong: "Big brother, you look at this place, I look at you very pitiful, I'll leave you a business card, and go to me when you are angry, we can't become husband and wife, I'll be my brother to raise you, ah, take it." ”

The crowd laughed:

"This treatment"

"When my brother raises you. ”

"Xu Qian is really a good treatment!"

"Envy Xu Qian. ”

Zhao Haiyan said. "I'll keep it for you." ”

Xu Qian: "Give me a business card!"

Lirong sent Zhao Haiyan a business card again.

Lirong: "Yan'er, that's so. ”

Song Baobao said next to him: "Do you have any more?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Lirong: "You go to the side!"

"Haha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Poor little Song. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's not worth your life to laugh at the dead. ”

"This guy tsk. ”

"While playing"

"That...... Yan'er, I'm going back, no matter what I say, thank you! In the future, you can find me a wife, choose me according to my eldest brother, and don't introduce me to things that have nothing to do with human beings. I'm!"

The camera pointed to Song Baobao, and Song Baobao looked depressed.

"Haha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"It's too bad, it's too bad!"

"Haha, laugh at me. ”

"It's okay with humans, don't introduce it to me"

This sentence is so incisive. ”

"You're going to laugh at me. ”

Xu Qian: "Sister, you have to take this thing." ”

Lirong: "Tell Haiyan to turn around and give it to me, don't want it." ”

Song Baobao: I'll bring it back to her in a while!

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"I'm still thinking about Ni. ”

Zhao Haiyan: "Let me tell you, Zhao Laohan, from now on, you can't leave this house as a mummy......!

The crowd laughed:

"Even mummies can't leave this house"

She turned to Song Baobao: "Xiao Song, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you again...... Once a year!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Once a year"

Song Baobao: "It's okay, I'm used to it!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Haiyan, you can have a snack, the introduction of the object can be introduced, I see that you are capable, you will not be able to breathe! I tell you Haiyan, this gram, that gram, that gram, I see...... It's you who overcome, and you look at your discoloration. ”

Everyone was going crazy with laughter.

"Haiyan, you can have a snack?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian recited: "On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds, and between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel...... You can have a snack. ”

Everyone burst into laughter, especially the sentence "Haiyan, you can have a snack" that made people laugh back and forth.

"I don't have to say !!"

"I don't have to say anything about this sketch, it's definitely the funniest sketch I've ever seen. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

At this moment, Zhao Hot Pot was also watching "Happy Comedian", and he was really relieved to watch Song Baobao shine little by little.

At the same time, his feelings for Xu Qian are also very complicated, thinking that he has only won the title of "sketch king" for so many years, Xu Qian is good, and he directly became the "king of comedy", his achievements over the years are no better than a hairy boy.

What's even more annoying is that this hairy boy does have this strength, and his strength is recognized by everyone, and no one can refute it.

And Xu Gan's ability to train people is also super strong, this Song Baobao is in his hands, and he is also very funny, but in Xu Gan's hands, it is already a generation of laughing craftsmen.

"This son is really terrifying!"

Zhao Hot Pot surrendered happily in his heart, this is the awe of the strong, this is the awe of the king of sketches to the king of comedy.

The sketch "Blind Date" ended, but the audience's applause did not end.

"Bang Bang!"

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"It's wonderful!"

"I've never seen such a wonderful sketch. ”

"I'm laughing at me!"

"It's so funny, it's so funny, it's the funniest sketch ever. ”

"Haiyan, you have a snack, you want to laugh at me. ”

"I admire Xu Gan, because I know that these works are all created by Xu Gan, which is so amazing. ”

"Cow fried sky. ”

Song Baobao was very excited in his heart, when did he bathe in so much applause?

It's really ten years of no one asking, and he became famous all over the world in one fell swoop, and all this is because of Xu Gan, if there is no Xu Qian, he will definitely not be able to reach such a point.

He was very happy with this performance, he had never performed so much, but this time Xu Qian matched and let him play freely, so he played his peak performance.

It's all because of Xu Qian!

In the interview session, Xu Qian turned into a host again.

All

Although everyone is no longer surprised, they still feel very, very strange.

"Xu Gan has become a host again!"

"There is no one who is so omnipotent. ”

"I'm on my knees anyway. ”

"Nima, I can only say that Xu Qiantai is so awesome. ”

"Strong, it's so strong. ”

"to the limit. ”

"Hahahahaha ”

Xu Qian looked at Song Baobao and said, "How does it feel to be on this stage for the first time?"

Song Baobao said: "I was a little nervous, but I got used to it after performing for a while." ”

Xu Qian asked again, "How do you feel now?"

Song Baobao immediately bowed to Xu Qian: "Thank you Master Xu, without Master Xu, I would not be where I am today." ”

The cannons and others below are all grinning.

Cannon: "Don't force your face !!!"

Shen Jump: "How can this be reasonable, how can this be reasonable, why didn't I think about it?"

Wu Jun: "Today's young people learn to pat sycophants at a young age. ”

Feng Peng: "This is my line, this is my line, this is my line, this is my line, why do you want to grab my line, it's really angry with me, angry with me!"

Qiao Qiao: "This sycophant is too hard to force my face, why didn't I think about it? I didn't think about it when I was swollen?

As for the audience.

"Nima, this sycophant. ”

"This can't be pre-emptive, is it?"

"Nima, Xu Qian is too bad, this is obviously trying to pretend to be forced. ”

"Shameless, shameless. ”

"These two are definitely having an adulterous relationship. ”

"Xu Qian is so shameless, so shameless. ”

Li Yuantou also scolded Xu Gan for his shamelessness: "Don't be ashamed, let others take the initiative to praise him!"

Tao Qiang: "This is too bad, it turned out to be a passive pretend, it's really bad." ”

Master Feng: "Nima, sure enough, he is a man with his own compulsion, but it is different, I am convinced of him." ”

"What kind of stalk is Master Xu?"

Someone asked Song Baobao.

"All of us performers here call Director Xu Master and are all his disciples. ”

Song Baobao said.

"Yes. ”

Shen jumped and said.

"I am Feng Peng, the most handsome disciple of Master Xu. ”

Feng Peng said.

"I am Qiao Qiao, the most well-behaved disciple of Master Xu. ”

Qiao Qiao said.

"Yes. ”

Cannon Road.

Everyone was stunned, these comedians, tomorrow's stars, have all defeated Xu Qian as a teacher, this is really incredible.

"Awesome, it's really worthy of Xu Qian, he is already famous all over the world at a young age, who can match it?"

"I'm still confused about the future at his age, but he is already full of peach and plums, the same person, how can the gap between people be so big?"

"Hang, it's too hanging!"

"I can't imagine that if these people in front of me all become laughing craftsmen, then what will happen to Xu Qian's future?

"The king of comedy, this is the king of comedy, the king of comedy is not only excellent creative ability, nor is it just invincible acting talent, the king of comedy must also promote the younger generations, and these Xu Qianke have done it, Xu Qian is the real king of comedy. ”

"Awesome, I can only say that Xu Qian is too awesome, there is no one like Xu Qian in the younger generation, he has created an unprecedented miracle, I am completely convinced of him. ”

"Strong, it's too strong, forgive me for my lack of vocabulary, I really can't think of how to describe Xu Qian, he is so hanging, what can I say?"

"Invincible, invincible is so lonely, Xu Qian is in such a state now. ”

Everyone knelt down to Xu Gan, he accepted so many awesome apprentices at a young age, started a sect, and became a master, and when these people became the climate, who would dare to despise him in the future? Who else would dare to despise his status as the king of comedy in the future?

At that time, whoever dares to question Xu Qian, he doesn't need to do anything at all, his disciples and grandchildren will naturally defend him, and the patriarch of the sect is so awesome.

Xu Qian said: "Let's take a look at the number of votes in the previous group. ”

Shen Jump and Ai Jia both began to get nervous, although they were very confident, they didn't know if the audience would buy it.

They closed their eyes, and when they heard the exclamations of the crowd, they opened their eyes, and then they saw the number frozen on the screen.

At this moment, they seemed to have been immobilized, and then the two cried with joy and hugged each other: "We succeeded, we succeeded!"

The number that was fixed on the screen was "499", which was a terrifying number, because there were 500 spectators in the audience, and 499 voted for them, almost unanimous votes, which was enough to prove their strength.

"It's too hanging!!!!"

"Nima, almost unanimous. ”

However, it is well deserved, "The Return of the Great Sage" is indeed very, very good, there is no doubt about this. ”

"They deserve it, and the honor belongs to them. ”

"Hanging, it's too hanging, it's not okay to be unconvinced. ”

"Strong, this work is too strong. ”

"I didn't expect to get such a good result, it was really unexpected by everyone. ”

"Just the word Great Sage is worth this number of votes, it's so amazing. ”

"Hahahahaha

The almost unanimous votes for "The Return of the Great Sage" really shocked everyone.

"Strong, !!!"

Qiao Qiao said.

He thought that the results of "A Dance Missed in Those Years" were already very good, but he didn't think that the strong have their own strong players, and his record was broken before it was held for a long time, which was really very, very embarrassing.

Feng Peng opened his mouth wide: "How can I play with this?"

The cannon was also very speechless: "I don't have to play, I don't have to play." ”

He and Feng Peng both did not play, and the "499" result brought them a lot of pressure, which was almost a unanimous vote, and they couldn't imagine the first place.

Song Baobao was originally full of ambition, but he was also silent when he saw this result, "499" is a super high score, if you want to surpass him, you have to pass it unanimously.

But it's so hard to get it unanimous, and even the best work will be disliked.

Next is the lottery session, there are already four groups of contestants, these four groups are the laughing brother Qiao Qiao, Xiu Xiu, followed by Wu Jun, the queen of Hong Kong and Taiwan comedy, followed by Zhao Hot Pot's apprentice Song Baobao, and the remaining two groups are the cannon from the laughing conference room and Feng Peng, the apprentice of the cross talk master Lao Guo.

Feng Peng said to the cannon: "Otherwise, let's not draw lots, let me finale." ”

The audience laughed: "What a!"

The cannon gave him a blank look: "People are so ugly, but they are quite beautiful when they think about it." ”

Feng Peng said: "Who said it, who said it?

Feng Peng, with a round face and a very fat face, naturally made many people laugh as soon as his words came out.

Cannon said: "The reputation of cross talk is ruined by people like you. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd was hilarious again.

"Slander, you slander. ”

The gag of the cannon brother Feng Peng heated up the atmosphere of the scene, these two people are not idle people, and the two were also "TV series comedy stars" before.

Feng Peng followed his master Lao Guo to do TV shows, worked as a host, served as a platter, and served as a guest, known as "the little fat man next to the master", not to mention that he has been polishing in the small theater for many years, and his performance experience is very rich.

He was able to do it without stage fright.

The same is true for cannons, the laughing conference room is indeed a magical existence, and they have made a show with a low sense of presence into a trump card show.

Almost everyone in the room has two brushes, and they can do it on their own, and the cannon is the best of them, which is very, very remarkable.

Both of them have a wealth of experience in TV performances, so both of them can do without stage fright, and such people are really good seedlings.

The draw begins.

Each of them took a bead, and both of them watched cautiously, both of them through the seams of their fingers.

Suddenly Feng Peng jumped up: "Hahahahahahaha ”

All audiences

"Nima, the villain has a will. ”

The cannon also directly let go of the bead in his hand and saw the number "5" in his hand, which means that he is the fifth to play, that is, the penultimate to play.

In fact, the gap between the fifth and sixth appearances is not as big as imagined, and the first appearance is the most disadvantaged.

The so-called "finale" is of course beneficial, but if it is not pressed well, it will be very embarrassing, so there is nothing to be sad about in the fifth cannon.

For the sake of the show, he still has to make a depressed look: "Really"

Feng Peng laughed proudly: "You supporting role, come on the field." ”

Cannon..

It's so exciting, I really think I'm the protagonist!

The audience also laughed:

"This Feng Peng is really cheap. ”

"His cheapness is a combination of the characteristics of Xu Qian and Lao Guo. ”

"It's so cheap. ”

And at this moment the cannon began to prepare, and he was about to perform.