Chapter 3 A Nest of Snakes and Rats
The school and Chen Chen agreed to report at nine o'clock in the morning, and it was eight forty-five at the moment, and he was already standing at the school gate.
Knock knock!
Knocking on the glass of the guard's room, a man in a security uniform appeared.
Chen Chen glanced at it, and his suspicious eyes lit up, this security guard is too young, it is estimated that he will be twenty years old at most, but in today's society, there are a lot of people who drop out of school early to work, and there is nothing unusual.
"What for?"
The security guard looked at Chen Chen with a very arrogant attitude.
"Hello, I'm the new teacher, here's a letter of introduction. ”
After taking the letter of introduction and glancing at it, the security guard looked up and said.
"Boy, this is a Chinese school, the best private school in Liuzhou, what do you want to do by forging a letter of introduction, get out, otherwise I will call the police and arrest you." ”
Forge?
Chen Chen frowned, how could it be a forgery, at this moment, when he looked down at the letter of introduction, he didn't notice the security guard's playful eyes at all.
"Li Kun, go back to the class!"
An abrupt voice sounded beside Chen Chen, and the security guard was frightened, and immediately smiled flatteringly.
"Sister Xiaoya, I. . . Didn't I know you'd be a little late, waiting to open the door for you? ”
After saying that, the security guard ran away as soon as he opened the school gate, making Chen Chen confused.
"Teacher Chen, how long did you stay in Sword Mountain yesterday. ”
Smelling the faint fragrance coming from the side, Chen Chen turned his head to see that it was actually Lin Xiaoya from yesterday, who seemed to be the student in the class he was going to teach.
"I won't let the top of the mountain go up, I wandered around for a while and then came back, what's wrong?"
Lin Xiaoya carefully looked at Chen Chen's face, suddenly sighed and shook her head slightly, and then entered the school.
The corners of Chen Chen's mouth curled slightly, Xiao Nizi, you want to probe my mouth, you are still too tender.
"It's Mr. Chen, someone from the Academic Affairs Office has notified you before, you can just go and report it. ”
Just as he was thinking about it, another security guard appeared in the guard room, an uncle in his forties.
"Uncle,Thank you.,That's the one just now.。。 ”
The security guard sighed.
"Alas, a student in the eighth class of the third year of high school, there is no way, this private school, the family background to be able to go to school is quite not simple, not to mention that I am such a small security guard, many teachers can't afford to mess with these babies. I heard that you are going to teach the eighth class of high school, I can tell you, the whole school, this class is the most lawless, you also saw the scene just now. ”
Pretending to be a security guard just to give him a dismount? Chen Chen strode towards the school, he was looking forward to meeting these students more and more, and under Lao Tzu's hands, even the divine beasts had to lie down obediently.
In the eighth class of the third year of high school, the first class was a Chinese class, but after the Chinese teacher came, he said self-study and ran in a hurry, which shows that he was afraid of these students.
Look at the chaotic scene below, some people are playing games, some people are putting on makeup, some people are playing boo, anyway, there is a touch of tranquility in the chaos, that is, a girl with a ponytail is quietly reading a book, as if the noisy environment next to her has nothing to do with her.
"Haha! Brother Wang, don't you know, at that time, Chen Chen was directly confused, and kept looking at the letter of introduction, I really thought it was fake, it was so interesting, anyway, the first impression was a straw bag. ”
Li Kun, who was pretending to be a security guard before, was talking there, and next to him, a young man with dyed yellow hair had a cigarette in his mouth and his feet on the table.
"A rookie, all ready, I want this teacher named Chen Chen to break a record, and he will take the initiative to resign in one day. ”
Li Kun patted his chest and reassured.
"No problem, it's all arranged. ”
Lin Xiaoya, who was sitting by the window, was full of the portrait of Elder Taishang, and at the same time, she thought of Chen Chen, and she was also a little irritable, thinking that it was a good thing to get this head teacher away quickly.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
At this moment, the wind roared outside, and someone in the class suddenly began to move.
In the corridor, Chen Chen held a pile of materials and happily walked towards the eighth class of the third year of high school, after all, this was the first time he experienced the sacred profession of a teacher, and he was still a little nervous.
However, after the report, no one in the Academic Affairs Office wanted to bring him to the class, which also made him a little crying and laughing, no matter how terrible these people are, after all, they are all students, as for it?
Pushing the door, the imaginary bucket or the like did not happen, and the class was still in chaos.
"Stand up!"
At this time, the ponytail girl who was reading quietly shouted, then took the initiative to stand up and bowed to Chen Chen.
"Hello teacher. ”
However, she was the only one who did this action, as if she had long been used to it.
Looking at the mess below, Chen Chen put the information on the lectern, and then smiled slightly.
"Hello everyone, I'm the new homeroom teacher, my name is Chen Chen, and in the future, also. ”
Before he finished speaking, Li Kun's mobile phone suddenly burst into huge heavy metal music, and the sound was so loud that it was impossible for Chen Chen to finish his words.
After frowning for a while, Li Kun turned off the music again.
"What are the two words Chen Chen, write them out and take a look, a teacher can't even write words. ”
Someone made a mockery, Chen Chen nodded, and immediately went to get the chalk, but there was no chalk in the chalk box, all of them were white maggots that kept wriggling, and the box was full of them, which looked very disgusting.
"Ah, Mr. Chen, I'm really sorry, but when I was cleaning, the chalk box was put under the desk. ”
Chen Chen's face regained his smile, this group of little guys is really noisy.
Seeing Chen Chen bend down, many students laughed.
Grandma's, scare you to death.
They all estimated that Chen Chen should run out the next moment, but what they didn't expect was that the result was completely opposite.
"Hey, does anyone in our class like to raise small animals?"
I saw Chen Chen, who got up, holding a huge python in both hands, and the python was still spitting out letters, which was very scary.
Li Kun and the yellow-haired people were stunned, normal people should have been frightened crazy when they saw such a big python, why did Chen Chen not only not change his face, but also had the courage to take out the python.
"Wang Shan, you are too much, although the python is not poisonous, what if you break the teacher's bones!"
The pony-tailed girl stood up and looked angrily at the yellow-haired Wang Shan, who was still resting her legs on the table.
Chen Chen had already read the information and knew that this girl was the class president of the eighth class of the third year of high school, named Wei Yumeng, and she was the most normal and well-behaved student in the class.
"Class leader, what are you yelling at me for, there is a python in the class, I should notify the school, who knows how this python ran in, besides, I think this python is very well-behaved in the hands of Teacher Chen." ”
Wang Shan said, the cold glint in his eyes flashed, he didn't expect that the head teacher was quite fat this time, but this is just an appetizer, and the things in the back are a big meal.
"Well, I think this python is pretty well-behaved. ”
Suddenly, Chen Chen's expression changed greatly after saying such a sentence, because the python suddenly broke free from his hand and fell to the ground, and then quickly crawled towards a certain place.
Everywhere they went, the students jumped onto the tables in amazement.
Wang Shan also went crazy, because this python felt that it was coming towards him, and he also hurriedly jumped on the table.
The next moment, the python actually climbed up through the table leg and wrapped itself around Wang Shan's leg at once.
"Ahh
Wang Shan was frightened, kept shouting, and didn't dare to move.
Other Wang Shan's dead friends are also out of proportion at the moment, when this python came over, the seller said that it was a pet snake, trained, and would never attack people, so what's going on now, the key has been teased before, and the python is indeed very well-behaved.
"It's okay, it's okay. ”
In the noise, Chen Chen had already walked over, his hands seemed to have magic power, and he stroked the python twice, but he really let go and recoiled it in Chen Chen's hands.
Back on the podium, the class was silent, and everyone looked at Chen Chen and the python in his hand in a daze, with a hint of disbelief in their eyes.
"Let's put it under the lectern first, I'll take it out when class is over, don't worry. ”
Returning the python to its original position, looking at the quiet and unusually quiet third and eighth class of high school, Chen Chen clapped his hands and smiled slightly.
"So, let's introduce myself again. ”
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Chen. ”