Chapter 4 I Have Measure
It can be said that Chen Chen is the first class teacher in history to introduce himself to be heard by everyone in the eighth class of high school.
"There was a student who asked the teacher to write his name, and the teacher must have written it, but in fact, there are not many strokes. ”
Ignoring the students' shock, Chen Chen put his hand into the chalk box he had just taken out from under the lectern.
The next moment, Wang Shan and the others laughed.
The chalk box was filled with glue by them, it was an import bought from abroad, once this thing was stained on the skin, it would cause a kind of penetration, and simply cutting off a layer of epidermis could not solve the problem, so it could only be cut deeper.
Sure enough, when Chen Chen's right hand was raised again, there were no more than a dozen pieces of chalk stuck to it.
"Hey, this chalk is quite trendy, it looks like it's going to be replaced. ”
You change hands.
Wang Shan was refreshed, continued to Erlang's legs, and sat and watched Chen Chen be sent to the hospital.
The others naturally had smiles on their faces, and they all looked like they were watching a good show.
I saw Chen Chen's left hand stretched out, and he pulled out a piece of chalk in a flash, and then, a repetitive action appeared.
Wang Shan, who had been in a good time, was dumbfounded.,This.。。 How is it possible to unplug!
When the glue was bought, they found a person who asked for food and tried it, and it was okay to pull it out if the manpower wanted to, but the pain was great, and it was definitely blood after pulling it out.
But looking at Chen Chen, it was as if he was plucking, not only was he relaxed and freehand, his expression was painless, and he didn't see a drop of blood flowing out at all.
Most of the students knew that the chalk box was filled with glue, and they were completely dumbfounded at the moment.
Suddenly, Wang Shan reacted, grabbed Li Kun's collar next to him, and whispered.
"Damn, you dare to drop the bag for Lao Tzu? This new homeroom teacher is your relative?"
Li Kun waved his hand frantically.
"Brother Wang, I don't dare to drop the bag if I am killed, what is really filled with the glue we bought from abroad, it is true, I don't know what is going on with this Chen Chen. ”
Wang Shan didn't believe it at all, and pouted his head and said.
"Okay, you prove it to Lao Tzu. ”
Lin Xiaoya, who was sitting by the window, frowned slightly, and also felt a little strange, although she never paid attention to Wang Shan's methods of rectification, and it was always changing, but so far, Chen Chen has not been rectified, which is indeed a bit incredible.
The squad leader Wei Yumeng also flashed her big eyes, and looked at Chen Chen, who was still pulling chalk, for some reason, she had a feeling that this head teacher should be able to do it.
Just as Chen Chen finished pulling out and was about to write, Li Kun suddenly raised his hand and stood up.
"Teacher Chen. ”
Chen Chen hurriedly smiled.
"Li Kun, what's the matter with you?"
Li Kun was puzzled.
"How do you know my name. ”
patting the pile of materials on the desk, Chen Xu said.
"I've read the information of all the students in our class, so I naturally know your name. ”
Damn! Memory is pretty good, Li Kun despised it in his heart, and said again.
"Teacher, I want to see if the chalk is really trendy, and as a health commissioner, I have this obligation. ”
Chen Chen nodded.
"Well, always remember your duties, Li Kun is very good, everyone should learn from him. ”
Learn from your sister, just like him, he can't recognize all the phonetic letters.
Ignoring the contemptuous eyes of other classmates, Li Kun calmly walked to the stage, if he didn't distinguish the authenticity today, Wang Shan would have to tear him down.
Chen Chen kept smiling, just looking at it, the chalk box was indeed full of super glue, but the chalk that had just stuck to his hand had been completely dissolved by him with internal force, and it was naturally easy to pull it out.
On the podium, Li Kun reached in with one hand, and the next moment, more than a dozen pieces of chalk were brought out.
Learning from Chen Chen to pull it out, he suddenly gasped, it really hurts.
"Classmate Li Kun, is the chalk tide?"
After Chen Chen asked, Li Kun was extremely embarrassed.
"Tide, it's too tide, Teacher Chen, I'll go change a box after class. ”
As he spoke, Li Kun walked to his seat with a dozen pieces of chalk, and everywhere he passed, he covered his mouth and snickered.
Mother's, Lao Tzu is glued tightly, and it still hurts so much when he pulls it out, why is Chen Chen fine.
Returning to his seat and glancing at Wang Shan, Li Kun took out a tube of potion from Zhuo Cang, which was also bought with glue, which could be effectively dissolved.
While dripping with the chalk in his hand, Li Kun whispered to Wang Shan.
"Brother Wang, I suspect that Chen Chen should have prepared this potion, otherwise it would be impossible to pull it out so easily. ”
Wang Shan nodded slightly, he recognized this statement, there were teachers who volunteered to be the head teacher before, and they also prepared some things to prevent them from tricking, but in the end they all failed.
At this time, seeing that Chen Chen had turned around to write on the blackboard, Wang Shan immediately waved his right hand.
Swish!
There were a total of more than a dozen students in the back row, and they actually took out a toy gun from Zhuocang in an instant.
Don't look at it as a toy gun, but it is all modified, and the rubber bullets inside hit the person, and it was directly a bruise the size of a ping-pong ball, which was very powerful.
With Wang Shan's gesture again, ten people pulled the trigger at the same time.
Whoosh!
Rubber bullets flew out, and everyone looked at Chen Chen's back, this time it was absolutely over, ten bullets hit, if he could still insist on finishing the class, he would definitely be a person of great perseverance.
However, at this moment, the chalk that Chen Chen was writing fell to the ground, and he immediately squatted down to pick it up, and just dodged all the bullets.
Bang bang bang!
There was a dense sound, and all the blackboards were marked with deep marks.
Chen Chen glanced at the rubber bullets scattered on the ground, and hurriedly turned around to see that the ten people who had held the guns before were sitting obediently, with nothing in their hands.
"Teacher Chen, what's wrong?"
Wang Shan seemed to be smiling, you are lucky, but can you escape?
"It's fine. ”
Spit out two words, Chen Chen turned around again to write.
At the same time, the ten people naturally took out the air gun again, and also pulled the trigger under Wang Shan's command.
Bullets roared towards the podium, and everyone knew that Chen Chen would never have such good luck picking up chalk again this time.
Sure enough, Chen Chen continued to write, writing very seriously and very focused, not knowing that danger was coming.
Another crashing sound sounded, and something strange happened, none of the ten bullets hit Chen Chen, and all of them hit the blackboards on both sides.
And the next moment, something even stranger happened, and all the bullets bounced back.
"Ahh
A cry of pain sounded, and the ten students who opened it all fell to the ground with their foreheads covered, wailing in pain.
At this time, Chen Chen also finished the last stroke, turned around and saw this scene, was taken aback, and hurriedly ran over.
"Students, what's wrong with you!"
After rushing all ten students to the school hospital, Chen Chen returned to the class again.
However, the scene after entering the door was directly dumbfounded, only the squad leader Wei Yumeng was sitting inside, and the others were all gone.
"Wei Yumeng, what about the other classmates?"
Wei Yumeng got up and replied.
"Teacher Chen, they were all taken by Wang Shan to the wild bar in the alley next door. ”
Chen Chen's face turned cold, he could play any way in the class, but skipping class directly would be a bit too much.
"You wait here, I'll go get them back. ”
Wei Yumeng suddenly blocked in front of Chen Chen, and said with a sad face.
"Teacher Chen, you have to be careful, that wild bar is the territory of the tiger, the tiger is the head snake in this area, and the little brothers under him can be ruthless one by one, and our previous head teacher was directly seriously injured when he went to find Wang Shan. ”
"Well, don't worry, the teacher is measured. ”
The school stipulates that the responsibility for any student skipping class or absenteeism lies with the class teacher, in this case, if Chen Chen can't call the students back, any parent comes to complain, and his position will be in vain.
Arriving at the school gate, the security guard stopped Chen Chen again.
"Teacher Chen, if you want me to say, you can go to another school to change a job, although this homeroom teacher has a high salary, but he also has to have a life. The wild bar is very chaotic, and the tiger and Wang Shan know each other, you go, it will be difficult to get out. ”
The security guard was also speechless, and he opened the door himself and watched a group of students leave in a big way.
Chen Chen said thank you and walked out, but the security guard reminded him.
As a teacher, you must not set a bad example, and it is definitely not good to do it.
As for the tiger, after thinking about it, Chen Chen immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call.