Everyone sat down, and the plane began to broadcast safety knowledge and escape skills, and the flight attendant stood in the middle aisle to demonstrate to everyone. br />

When the flight attendant took out a life jacket to demonstrate how to use it, He Shen excitedly turned her head and shouted at me: "Her clothes can be inflated!

I really want to pretend to be an innocent passer-by, A, B, and C, the protagonist is not right, and I can't afford to lose this person!

I shouted: "You ask Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao quickly answers, and you will be responsible for answering Lao He's questions in the future." ”

Zhao Gao was unhappy, "I'm not available." ”

"Not for nothing, I'll pay you, 100 a month. ”

"Too little!"

“120！”

Zhao Gaote thought seriously for a while, "What's that...... Is there a bonus?"

"Package five insurances and one housing fund!"

"Deal!"

I saw Zhao Gao put his arm around He Shen's shoulders and explained cordially and friendly: "There is a straw on the clothes, I think it must be used to hold water, and you can drink it with the straw when you are thirsty." ”

He Shen said thoughtfully: "You have some truth. ”

Zhao Gao said: "Of course, you can also use it flexibly, such as changing a thicker straw with mutton foam in it, which can be used as dry food for the march!"

"I'll go!" I could see the expression on the face of every innocent passenger who heard the conversation between the two gods.

Take a straw and eat mutton foam, and you're not afraid that the vermicelli won't be able to suck up? Your thinking has also diverged, right? It's all scattered into white sugar.

"They, they can't really cross over, right?" Li Teng looked at me in disbelief.

I patted him on the shoulder, "Big nephew, life is still long, if you want to open something up, I suggest it, you should follow Da when you are free...... No, have a good chat with Su Su, after all, Su Su is in the same group as them, and she has more say in this matter. ”

Li Teng, a stupid child, immediately said nervously: "Uncle, do you mean that Su Su is not normal?"

"What can I tell you," I finally sighed as the plane slowly headed toward the runway, and said simply, "You fasten your seatbelts." ”

The three girls were much more harmonious, Xu Xiaoman took out the snacks in the bag, and several people chatted while eating, Daji said generously: "It's the first time I've taken a plane, how can I buckle this seat belt?"

Xiao Hei stretched out his hand to help her buckle it, and said to Xu Xiaoman: "I just said that you should put away the small table when you take off." ”

Xu Xiaoman hurriedly put away the small table in front of him, thanked Xiao Hei again and again, and said to Daji Science: "It may be a little uncomfortable to take off later, just bear with it." ”

The front flight attendant closed the curtain between the first class and the economy class, Cao Cao looked back at me in a panic, I made a cheering gesture to him, he simply stopped the flight attendant and asked loudly: "I want to change places with him!"

As he said this, he pointed at me from afar.

"Sir, your seat is first class. ”

"Xiaoyuan, come here, I'm not sitting here!" Cao Cao shouted at me.

It seems that no matter how many heroes you have in heaven, if you really want to let him go to heaven, he will still be afraid.

"I'll go and exchange with Lao Cao, if they have any abnormal behavior, you can help me greet me. ”

After explaining to Li Teng, I got up and wanted to go to the first-class cabin, but Li Teng grabbed me and said with a bitter face: "Don't! Uncle! It's too evil for me to greet him, so I'll change him." ”

Li Teng sat down, and Cao Cao said to him vigorously: "Thank you, Xiao Teng, brother will definitely stick a knife in your ribs in the future." ”

Okay, there's an extra knife on the rib rack.

Cao Cao sat down next to me, and the position was suddenly quite cramped, but he breathed a sigh of relief and said to me, "I'll rest assured when I sit next to you." ”

The girl sitting by the window next to him rewarded the two of us with a look that was unique to perverts.

Suddenly, I miss the days of playing with normal friends, whether it's with mud, playing marbles, or throwing stickers, it's all excellent!

The plane paused slightly at the end of the run, accelerated, and finally flew into the sky with a pout.

He Shen, who was sitting directly in front of me, shouted, "My ears are going to be deaf!"

Zhao Gao was silent for a while, then turned back to me and said, "Xiaoyuan, my ears are uncomfortable, it seems that someone has blocked it." He Shen's pitiful little eyes looked at me and nodded again and again.

Xu Xiaoman reminded through the aisle: "Just swallow a few mouthfuls of foam." ”

The two of them tried it, and sure enough, it worked, and it was another discussion.

After circling and rising for a while, the plane finally stabilized, and the flight attendant began to hand out meals to everyone, yes, the meal of "Do you want beef noodles or chicken rice?"

It's the hardest choice everyone who has ever flown in, because they're just as unpalatable, and no matter which one you choose, you'll feel the malice coming from this world.

Beef noodle or chicken rice?

It's a fucking philosophical question!

To this question, the visitors to hell who do not play their cards according to common sense have given different answers.

He Shen said: "I had a bad stomach last night, can you come to something light, just a bowl of rice porridge." ”

Zhao Gao said: "The porridge is too bland, it has to be accompanied by pickles, as for me, bring me a bowl of mutton steamed buns, my stomach is the most comfortable to eat." ”

Cao Cao is not a picky eater, "It's too little! This day can make me weak, first serve 3 meals and 2 noodles!"

The two flight attendants who delivered the food were quite professional, and one explained to Heshen Zhao Gao: "We only have beef noodles and chicken rice. ”

The other said to Cao Cao: "Yes sir, in addition to the fixed ration of one per person, you have added 4 meals of 40 yuan each, for a total of 160 yuan." ”

The flight attendant who talked to Cao Cao, not to mention how sweet she smiled.

I stopped Cao Cao and said to the flight attendant: "He's joking with you, just have a meal." ”

Cao Cao was unhappy, "I'm not kidding, I can't eat enough." ”

I whispered: "Brother Cao, let's have this meal on the plane, how can I say it, you just use it as a cushion for your stomach, and when you get off the plane, let's have a seafood dinner." ”

Cao Cao said: "But my stomach is empty. ”

The girls who have already started to eat said: "Don't be afraid of an empty stomach, we have snacks, melon seeds, peanuts, marshmallows, beef jerky, spicy strips, fruit dan peel, yogurt...... What do you want?

I deeply doubt that Xu Xiaoman did move the commissary next to the Internet café on the plane.

At the end, Xiao Hei said to the flight attendant seriously: "A bottle of beer, just 3 yuan." ”

This time, the flight attendant ignored Xiao Hei's request very coldly, and the back of pushing the dining cart away was quite resentful.

An obscene middle-aged man in the front row turned around and said to Xiao Hei with a smile: "Girl, you are so humorous." ”

Seeing that Xiao Hei ignored him, he said to Daji again: "Did the three of you come out to play together?" Daji politely "um".

I'm angry, any species dares to come out and talk to him this year, you don't look at how many lives you have, even the black impermanence of the underworld dares to tease, and sure enough, there is a knife on the head of the color word.

What makes me most angry is, why didn't you talk to my daughter-in-law? Why do you think my daughter-in-law is ugly? You want to go to heaven!

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