At airports, planes take off and land frequently.

Standing near the airport and watching the plane, it was always much bigger than what I usually saw, and even Xiao Hei grew his mouth in surprise.

"That's the big iron bird we're going to sit on?"

"We're going to sit bigger than that. ”

"What's its name?"

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun. Turned into a bird, its name is Peng. ”

"Wow, how high can it fly?"

"Fly into the clouds, stand on the ground and can't see that high. ”

"What does the big iron bird eat?"

"Eat the northwest wind. ”

"Why don't you see anyone riding on the back of a bird?"

"To sit in the belly of the bird. ”

"Wasn't that eaten by a big bird?"

"Uh......h I think it's going to pull you out when you get to the place......"

It's a bit disgusting to answer, and it's obviously not my style.

I dragged Zhao Gao, who still wanted to continue answering questions, and said to everyone: "Now let's go to check in, the time is tight and the task is heavy, keep up and don't fall behind, Li Teng and Daji open the way, after I break off, everyone goes in the middle." ”

Xu Xiaoman sneered, "Li Yuan, if your Internet café goes out of business, go and be a tour guide." ”

"I'll think about it. ”

Getting tickets and checking luggage were quite smooth, when passing through the security check, Li Teng, Daji, He Shen, and Zhao Gao were all very smooth, and when they arrived at Cao Cao, a travel bag he was carrying was stopped, and the security staff asked him to open the bag, and Cao Cao stared at the confront.

As soon as I saw that the situation was wrong, I stood outside and shouted to him, "Brother Cao, open it quickly!

When I saw the contents of his bag, I was going into cardiac arrest.

Three iron rods of yam, two of which had been broken, and the slimy white liquid was everywhere. Cao Cao took out two broken yams, and the expression on his face was extremely painful.

Immediately afterwards, the security staff took out a steel pipe the length of my forearm from his bag, and when I saw the steel pipe, I already felt that the situation was not good, and when the security officer took out a large piece of iron that was sharpened and shiny, I knew that the situation was really bad.

"What is this?" asked the security officer.

Cao Cao took it, put the two things back and forth together, and when he twisted it, the steel pipe and the iron sheet were connected together, and there was a thread buckle hidden in the middle to fix the connection.

Cao Cao held the iron rod and danced twice, "This is my weapon." ”

It turned out to be a homemade ...... Sword?

It's over, Aciba!

These seven words are like a barrage that dominates the screen, running around in my mind.

More and more people noticed the abnormal movement here, and several strong men wearing security uniforms surrounded them, looking at this posture, they were going to take down Cao Cao at any time.

After all, iron weapons are not drug guns and cultural relics, things can be big or small, as long as you take a soft explanation and say something good, the security staff will not deliberately embarrass it, but Cao Cao held the "long sword" in his hand, stood with his head held high with a black face, and put on a posture of being a man and a fish and a dead net.

It's going to be a bad thing!

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" I trotted over and dragged Cao Cao's hand holding the "sword", "Brother Cao, don't make trouble! This thing can't be brought on the plane, I still want to help you check it in the morning, I forgot about this hurry, you see my memory, blame me, blame me!"

Cao Cao asked confusedly, "What should I do?"

I shook the "sword" in his hand and tried to keep my tone as calm as possible, "You can't bring weapons on the plane, you have to put them here." ”

"You mean to keep it, and come here to pick it up when you come back?"

Ever since I took Cao Cao to store something in the supermarket, he remembers clearly that whenever he saw something like a storage box, he would go up and press it.

Cao Cao began to look around, and asked, "Where is the storage box?" ”

I said to the security staff who surrounded me, "My eldest brother took a plane for the first time, I didn't take care of it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to cause you trouble." ”

The security girl who opened the bag at the beginning said: "The ...... in his hand Belch...... Weapons cannot be brought on board. ”

"I know I know, don't get excited, I'll tell him. This thing is my eldest brother's baby, and he takes it to the park every morning to dance with a sword, and he has feelings, and he may not be able to accept it for a while. ”

The security girl looked at me sympathetically and said, "If you really can't do it, you can send the courier." ”

I looked at the "sword" that was obviously not light, and thought of the price of the airport express point doubling that of ordinary express delivery, and I suddenly felt extremely painful.

"Brother Cao, let's discuss. ”

Cao Cao snorted, "You want me to drop my weapon?"

"No, no, how about I change a weapon for you? I promise you, when we come back, I will buy you a sword seriously, and promise to be more majestic than this, and hang people on the hook to deceive people is a puppy. ”

Cao Cao shook the "sword" in his hand: "What is the use of prestige? The most important thing in a weapon is to take advantage of it, my sword is three feet four long, weighs thirty-four pounds and six taels, can be chopped and stabbed straight, and is no different from the Qinghong sword that was seized by Zhao Yun back then, I am used to it, and I will not change it." ”

The persuasion was ineffective, so I said angrily: "Even if you take Guan Gong's Qinglong Yanyue Knife and Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd, you won't change it?"

Cao Cao lovingly stroked the "sword" in his hand and said resolutely: "Don't change it!"

What kind of nerves are you? Why can't you get oil and salt?

I was worried, Li Teng had already found a person who looked like a leader.

The leader has a big belly, hands behind his back, and his hair is fixed by hairspray obediently, which is very stylish.

Glancing at the "sword" in Cao Cao's hand, the leader smiled and said: "It's not a big deal, an iron rod, let me go to my office, and you can come and get it when you come back." ”

Li Teng smiled: "Thank you, Mr. Qiao, next time you go to my place to play, I will give you a free order." ”

Mr. Qiao smiled like a spring breeze, "You young people, pay attention to safety when you go out." ”

"Definitely. ”

As he spoke, Li Teng made a strong color at me, how could I not understand, and quickly explained to Cao Cao, and he handed over the "sword" in his hand. Before leaving, he did not forget to tell the leader: "What is your name? Where can I find you when I turn around? You must take good care of my weapons." ”

"It's too late, the big iron bird is about to fly away!" I pushed and pulled and led Cao Cao to run wildly.

Li Teng said a few more polite words to Mr. Qiao in the back, and hurriedly followed, and his eyes began to look at Cao Cao with doubts and inquiry.

But no, Cao Cao's behavior is easily reminiscent of the two fools at the entrance of the village.

got on the plane and arranged for everyone to sit down.

In the end, the first-class seat I bought was arranged for Cao Cao, who was big, and the seat in the economy class was a little aggrieved, and the big man happily sat down.

In the position of the remaining seven people, the three sisters have to sit in a row, and Shen Zhao Gao has to sit next to each other, leaving me and Li Teng next to each other, poor my marriage journey can only stare at my eldest nephew, and my heart is bitter!

As soon as he sat down, Li Teng asked, "Uncle, what's the matter with these people? You said that they are acting in dramas, and they can't fool me if they can deceive others, so you tell me the truth." ”

I asked, "What do you think they do?"

"I feel that they are not simply out of touch with the times, but they have too little understanding of the world," Li Teng thought for a while, patted his thigh and said, "Damn! They can't be cross-traveled, right?"

I'm going to wipe it, what should I do?

"Uncle, what are you nervous about? I'll just joke with you. ”

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