I originally had a set of sofas in my living room, but now it is blocked by the bunk beds, revealing only a small section of the place where people can sit, and this small section of the sofa is stacked with the clothes of Zhao Gao and the two little old men.

They wore two white tank tops and big pants, and removed the clothes piled on the sofa to make room for my mother to sit, and my mother sat down without saying a word.

My mom was quite spicy when she was young, and whenever I made a mistake, she could chase me for 3 streets with a broom. The silence at this moment is probably confused by the situation in front of him.

I poured a cup of hot water, put it on the small coffee table in front of her, and whispered, "Mom, don't be angry, you listen to me." ”

My mom glanced at me, "Say, I'll listen." ”

"This ...... This is...... They ...... "Die to death, I'm ready to get out of the way," and they're my friends, and they're here to help me prepare for the wedding. ”

My mom was stunned for a moment, "What wedding? who's getting married?"

I gritted my teeth and closed my eyes. "I, I'm getting married!"

My mother, who has been talking to me about my girlfriend, getting married, and having children, suddenly knew that I had reached the step of getting married, and she was surprised but still a little surprised, which made her forget to question and get angry.

A longer silence followed, and I stole a glance at my mom, who was looking at Blackie, "Married?"

My mother enthusiastically took Xiao Hei's hand and chattered, so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, Xiao Hei rarely didn't put on that poker face, and even complimented: "Auntie looks so young, like a sister and brother with Li Yuan." ”

My mother was suddenly overjoyed, glared at me and said, "Xiaoyuan is too ignorant, even we hide such a big thing as marriage." He said to Xiao Hei again: "By the way, do your parents know?"

"It should ...... I don't know. Xiao Hei continued: "I just want to ask, do you still have beef jerky?"

I pulled Xiao Hei aside and said to my mother, "I'm planning to marry Xu Xiaoman, you've seen her." ”

My mom thought to herself and said, "Sounds familiar...... Oh, the guy who opened the bar?"

When a person speaks of another person, he uses "the one who repairs the computer", "the one who sells clothes", and "the one who eats and waits for death", instead of "the programmer", "the clothing store owner", "the fiction writer", it means that, to some extent, the person who says this does not look down on the person being said.

I said haha, "What's wrong with the bar, isn't your son just an Internet café?"

My mom immediately said, "That's different, did she go to college?"

I said, "It's better than your son's third-rate university, 985 or 211." ”

My mom pouted, "Then you're still open a bar?"

I laughed and said, "Isn't Li Teng also a graduate of a prestigious university?

"Girls are different, what kind of good girl can be if they soak in a bar every day?"

"According to that, it's not a good thing for your son and me to go to the Internet café every day?" I protested, lighting a cigarette.

My mother chose to ignore my dead pig's appearance of not being afraid of boiling water, and she dragged the cigarette from my hand and pressed it in the ashtray smoothly, a move she had practiced with my father a hundred and eighty times.

I said scoundrelly: "Anyway, I won't marry her!"

After a while, my mother sighed and said, "Take the time to go home and take her with you." ”

I said carefully, "Are you agreeing?"

"What if you don't agree? My son grows up and will be in charge of himself. She snorted angrily again: "I don't mean your father, his temper is strong, and I don't have a problem." ”

"Who are you fooling? You can get my dad to quit smoking. ”