Sending my mother away, I took out my mobile phone and dialed Li Teng, since Daji's classmate didn't return home at night, Li Teng, this kid, has played missing again, which can be called a professional missing teammate.

"Hey, uncle. "I thought I would hear a voice full of sleepiness and indulgence, but I didn't expect his voice to be crisp and a little embarrassed—of course this kid should be embarrassed about abducting Daji!

I asked, "Busy?"

Li Teng: "No, I'm not busy, you can tell you something." ”

I smiled, "What do I have to say, listen to you." ”

Li Teng on the other end of the phone took a breath, I guess he was exchanging glances with Daji, and after about 3 or 4 seconds, Li Teng said, "Uncle, I really like Su Su." ”

"Bah, don't you harm others, you have been in love since kindergarten, which girl you don't really like?"

Li Teng said: "This time is different, uncle, really." ”

I was heartbroken, "It's not the same time!" you...... Do you know who she is?"

"Uncle, I am sincere to Su Su. ”

Daji's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Brother Xiaoyuan, it's me." ”

I hurriedly said, "Li Teng's little rabbit cub didn't bully you." ”

"No, no, no. Daji said, "He...... It was very good to me, and also helped me get an ID card, and he said that with this, he could go anywhere on the big iron bird. ”

I pouted, "Big Iron Bird?"

Li Teng smiled and shouted, "Airplane! Haha, Su Su, you are so cute!"

Daji smiled and continued: "By the way, Brother Xiaoyuan, I sold two pieces of clothing on the Internet, and I also bought you some snacks and sent them to your house, it should arrive in the next two days, you can help sign for it." ”

I haven't seen the little girl for a few days, and she has made rapid progress, and she has become one of the many old ladies behind Ma Yun, a successful man.

I said, "Listen to this, are you not going to come back recently?"

"No," Daji smiled, "Brother Xiaoyuan, I'll go back to see you tomorrow." ”

I said with a straight face: "You tell Li Teng to ask him to take the time to give your brother Shen and Brother Cao their ID cards." ”

Li Teng took the phone back and said, "No problem! Give me their photos tomorrow." By the way, uncle, is there anything you have to do calling me?"

When he asked, I remembered what I was doing.

"I'm going to take Xu Xiaoman home in two days, just to see my parents, you know, you can accompany me when the time comes. ”

Li Teng said generously: "No problem, stand by at any time." ”

After hanging up the phone, I said to Huang Chao, who was sweeping mines: "Huang Chao, listen to the order!"

Huang Chao planted two more small flags, and then reluctantly said: "The end will be." ”

I said, "Quickly organize all the students from the underworld and go out with me!"

Huang Chao asked, "Why are you going?"

I said, "Take a picture...... Ah, portrait!"

I'm too lazy to explain how photography works.

Huang Chao said with interest: "Don't go, you let the good-looking ones go." ”

I especially want to say, "You're just good-looking." His lips trembled twice, and finally he couldn't clear his conscience, so he had to explain to him the necessity of the portrait, and Huang Chao, who knew a little bit about it, shouted at the top of his throat: "The gathering of the repertory troupe, go with Xiaoyuan! Let's go to the portrait, and after the painting is completed, we can fly on the big iron bird!"

Everyone unanimously acquiesced that the external identity was a member of a recession drama troupe.

The first to respond was a middle-aged soldier in 18, "Can you go anywhere?

As soon as he asked, Bai Qi and 18 Hula surrounded me at once, looking at me with a pair of eyes sparkling expectantly, and I added helplessly: "It's anywhere in space, not in time." ”

Everyone silently retreated, and some students who went online muttered quietly: "I thought the boss was going to be fired again." ”

After about 3 minutes, everyone gathered, I counted, except for Daji, so I led them to the photo studio diagonally across the road, and someone whispered: "Tsk, this time the boss led someone to open someone else's scoop." ”

I'm deeply worried, as the flowers of the motherland, can you be a little sunny?

Speaking of which, I also have a relationship with Lao Ma, who opened a photo studio, and the stores in our community have a "ten-guarantee system", where every ten stores are one guarantee, and one is chosen as a security chief, isn't it a bit like the Republic of China period? When someone informed me about this, I thought I had crossed by myself.

I was also called on the day of the election of the security chief, and we spent 1 hour chatting, and then spent 3 minutes electing Lao Ma as the security chief.

Everyone elected him, mainly because he was the oldest, only I didn't vote for him out of ten people, Xu Xiaoman I elected, because it was a secret ballot, everyone thought that Lao Ma didn't choose himself, and he thought that this guy was reliable, Lao Ma saw that no one exposed it, so he didn't deny it, I scoffed at this matter.

Seeing that I had brought so many people here, in view of the fact that the news that I had been opened not long ago had spread, Lao Ma said cautiously: "Xiaoyuan, I have something to say......

"Photographs, ID photos, these people are photographed. "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

As soon as Lao Ma saw that there was a big business, he quickly turned around and shouted: "Old woman, old woman, come out quickly, take pictures!"

The old horse's daughter-in-law squinted, came down from the second floor of the photo studio and smiled at the chandelier: "Oh! you are the one opposite...... Who's that...... You're here?"

I was full of black lines, "Here, Auntie, my friends' ID cards are about to expire, and I want to take pictures." ”

"Okay, I'll go upstairs and prepare lights for you or something, old man, hurry up!"

The old horse took out a cannon-like camera and asked, "Who will come first?"

I pushed He Shen, "Brother Shen, you go first, it'll be fine in a while." ”

He Shen carefully straightened his clothes, touched two handfuls of saliva on his head in the mirror, and asked me, "How does it look?"

I picked up a comb tied to the mirror and helped him comb the hair around him in the middle, "Handsome, and beautiful man, go ahead." ”

He Shen turned around and calmly went upstairs.

I told everyone to wait here, and I followed. He Shen deserves to have seen the world, and I saw him sitting calmly on the chair, smiling, amiable and majestic.

Lao Ma looked him up and down, asked him to put down Erlang's legs, opened his arms that were originally hugged in front of his chest, put his hands on his knees, raised his head and chest and closed his chin, and He Shen still said to me with a smile: "Xiaoyuan, this is ...... Is it pretty?"

The photographer Lao Ma seemed to have entered the working state, and said seriously: "Look at the camera! Don't laugh! Come! Keep it!"

I pointed to Lao Ma's camera lens and translated, "Look at that, Brother Shen is staring there!"

Click-

"Ah!!h

The moment the flash light came on, He Shen covered his eyes with both hands, jumped up, almost jumped into my arms, and shouted, "My eyes!

My first thought at the time was: this is probably the real version of "Blinded My Dog's Eyes", right?

I was happy all of a sudden, patted Brother Shen on the shoulder and said, "Brother Shen, open your eyes and take a look." ”

He Shen slowly opened his eyes, first focusing on my face, then looking around in a circle, pointing to the camera and asking, "I was scared to death just now, what is that?"

I lied to him that it was high-tech, and the image was painted after the light flashed, and He Shen sat back suspiciously.

During the whole process, the old horse and his wife remained silent very professionally.

After filming He Shen, I asked him to go down and tell everyone what was going on with the portrait, don't show foreign appearance when the time comes, and He Shen readily agreed.

The second one to come up was Cao Cao, who showed a rare smile and said to me: "Xiaoyuan, draw me majestic, the background is best the mountains and rivers." ”

Me: "Okay, I'll add it to you with PS when I get back." ”

This time, I was embarrassed to trouble Lao Ma, so I asked Cao Cao to sit down and help him put on a good posture, and Lao Ma regained his language ability and smiled weakly: "Xiaoyuan, you friends...... It's humorous. ”

I had to laugh dryly, "The repertory troupe, who has acted in dramas all his life, has a bit of an occupational disease until he is old." ”

"Understandable, understandable. ”

Click-click-

"Good! good! next!"

Cao Cao sat there and didn't move, I patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Brother Cao, you can get up." ”

Cao Cao also whispered: "There are stars in front of me, let me slow down." ”

It is estimated that He Shen gave basic training to other people on the precautions for taking pictures, and the people who went upstairs after Cao Cao took pictures very smoothly, but when Huang Chao was photographed, Lao Ma kept emphasizing that Huang Chao should not stare.

I hurriedly explained: "This is already the most amiable look of my brother Huang. The old horse just gave up.

The last one to come up to take pictures was Zhao Gao, and I was happy to see this old boy.

I don't know where he took out a sunglasses from where he placed the props for art photos, and as soon as he came up, he began to show his IQ, "Lao He said, you have to take a lamp to take a light on the portrait here, I almost blinded my eyes, I wore sunglasses to paint, Xiaoyuan, I saw that you looked good when you wore sunglasses two days ago." ”

I laughed and said, "You want sunglasses too?"

"Yes. ”

I said, "Okay, as long as you don't wear it when you paint it, I'll buy you one tomorrow." ”

"You don't have to wait until tomorrow, you can buy this. Saying this, Zhao Gao put the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and shook his head at me, which was simply a cute version of the old blind fortune teller.

I had to ask Lao Ma, "Do you sell these sunglasses?"

Before Lao Ma could answer, his daughter-in-law hurriedly replied: "That's a famous brand, it costs four or five hundred." ”

I took the sunglasses from Zhao Gao's hand, glanced at them, smiled, and said, "Brother Zhao, you paint a portrait first." ”

Zhao Gao already had a certain concept of money, and muttered: "Forget it, it's too expensive." ”

Lao Ma's daughter-in-law continued: "Everyone is a neighbor, you want me to give you a cheaper." ”

After Zhao Gao finished taking the photo, I said: "Everyone is a neighbor, if you still purchase this kind of props in the future, find me, I will sell it to you, as long as three hundred." ”

This thing wholesale market costs 15 yuan a pair, and the old horse's daughter-in-law rolled her eyes and didn't answer again.