"What, Xiaoyuan, do you have a brain?" the Empress snarled loudly as she pointed her index finger at the door of my head.

"As far as I can tell, it seems to be long. "I'll keep my head out of my head and tell you the truth.

"Damn! Xiaoyuan, isn't your brain as big as a walnut?" Cao Cao pinched his hands, the two walnuts in his hands squeezed each other, the walnut skin cracked open, he handed one to Wu Zetian, and the other peeled off the skin and threw it into his mouth, "Lao Tzu is out of sight and out of mind, what are you doing with her? Are you going to be angry with me?"

"Didn't I watch the childcare of the matchmaking company flourish and decline, find someone with strong ability to be your helper, is it possible that grandma, you plan to go into battle in person?" I snatched a squeezed walnut from Cao Cao's hand, and continued while peeling it: "Besides, this is also a punishment for her, who let her offend Brother Cao, hey, I said that I am angry with you, why don't you appreciate it." ”

"Are you so good?" the Empress squinted at me, shook her head firmly, and said, "No." ”

I sighed, "Well, I can't hide anything from you, I've heard that you don't die when you fight snakes, right?"

"So what?" Cao Cao really saw it, and he didn't react when I compared his goddess to a snake.

"Zhou Ruonan, a liar, who knows how many twists and turns are hidden in her heart, and her social relations are also complicated, she suddenly stumbles on me, I can't prevent it. I always feel that this person is more relieved to let your grandmother here. I glanced at Wu Zetian's uncertain expression and continued: "Anyway, grandma, you were in charge of the harem back then, and you were the emperor, can you still handle her?" besides, ......" I glanced at Cao Cao again and said: "For the happiness of you and Brother Cao, you should still cook it yourself." ”

Cao Cao's old face turned red and stopped squeaking, while Wu Zetian thought for a while with his eyes flickering.

"Okay! I'll meet her!"

We were talking in the Internet café cubicle, and Heshen shouted outside: "Xiaoyuan, someone is looking for you!"

I poked my head out and looked, Zhou Ruonan!

She was dressed in a smart way today, with a ponytail tied high, a white T-shirt, light-colored jeans, and a delicate little handbag, like a schoolgirl who had just stepped out of school, and no one could tell that the innocent girl in front of her was a notorious liar.

"Hmph!" Cao Cao didn't even look at her, and tilted his head unhappily. Wu Zetian and I walked out of the cubicle.

"Yo, it's early," I pointed to Wu Zetian and said, "This is your future boss, Boss Wu." ”

"Hello, my name is Zhou Ruonan. She didn't look at Wu Zetian at all, but took out a wad of money from her bag and threw it to me, "If you want to lose the bet, five thousand, you count." ”

I threw the money directly to He Shen in the cashier, "Count what, trust is the basis of cooperation, I absolutely believe that under the leadership of Boss Wu, you will not do anything to us, right? ”

I deliberately disgusted her, Zhou Ruonan stomped his feet angrily and didn't answer my words.

"You told me everything Xiaoyuan," the empress took out the style of the main palace lady, looked directly into Zhou Ruonan's eyes and said: "Be a nursery, right? If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask Brother Cao, or the kid over there." As she spoke, she pointed to the compartment behind the cash register, as well as Ximenqing, who was sitting not far away from surfing the Internet, "However, I don't care if they want to help you or not." ”

"No wonder, it turns out that they are both childcare, good means," Zhou Ruonan gritted his teeth and said: "Let's make it clear first, as long as I complete the task you assigned this month, you can't embarrass my boyfriend, after a month, our well water will not interfere with the river water, and no one knows anyone." ”

"You'd better be able to talk and count. ”

Wu Zetian led Zhou Ruonan to the matchmaking company, and asked me before going out: "Xiaoyuan, you have never been to my company, right?

My head shook like a rattle, "You two rivals pinch each other, I still don't go to watch, blood splashes on me again, Amitabha, don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility." ”

As soon as the two of them left, Cao Cao rushed out of the compartment, "You say, is it appropriate to put these two people together?"

I glanced at him, "How about it, brother, help you get back to the feeling of the harem, although we are not stallions, but if you are willing to sacrifice yourself to satisfy everyone, I don't mind if you both accept it." ”

Ximen Qing also came over and said worriedly: "Will she retaliate against me?"

"Young man, it's important to handle the relationship with colleagues!" I patted him on the shoulder, "I'll burn you paper!"

I don't know who released the news about Zhou Ruonan, and after a while, I received condolences from all walks of life on WeChat.

Zhao Gao: Today, I pinched my fingers, Cao Cao's recent peach blossom luck is not an ordinary decline

Daji: What about Xiao Qiao, I heard that she is also a beauty, sending photos and asking for the truth

Wang Xianren: I have created another batch of ugly wood power, sweet and sour, delicious for all ages, Xiaoyuan is not interested in trying it? followed by a bunch of seductive gestures

He Shen: I'm right behind you, what happened just now, what does that woman have to do with Cao Cao? Don't try to fool me!

Bai Qi: I heard that another enemy has appeared? How many people will you borrow this time?

Li Ergou: General Bai said that you are in danger, send me to protect you, and Zhang Tieniu came with me, Brother Yuan, be careful, Zhang Tieniu has athlete's foot

……

Blackie: Huh

……

I threw this group of two goods into the WeChat group one by one, and as soon as everyone entered the group, another round of news bombardment began.

Cao Cao: What kind of place is this? Everyone is here, ** exploded!

Zhao Gao: Did it really blow up? How did it blow up? Why didn't I calculate this kind of bloody disaster? @王仙人你教我的占卜术不准吧?

He Shen: What happened to Xiaoyuan just now, what happened, what happened?

Daji: Photos!

Me: No photos! Lao Cao must have taken a secret photo, so I asked Lao Cao for it

Cao Cao: I deleted it a long time ago! @赵高你才炸了你全家都炸了!

Zhao Gao: [rolls his eyes] I didn't, I can't blow it up

Wang Xianren: I have the best Jinchuang medicine here, the ancestral one, sweet and sour, delicious and suitable for all ages, does Brother Cao want it?

Bai Qi: Xiaoyuan brought in my own soldiers

[Zhang Tieniu joins WeChat group]

[Li Ergou joins the WeChat group]

[Win Construction joins WeChat group]

……

Win Construction: Hello everyone, I am Win Construction, please take care of me

Zhao Gao: Yo, small construction, come and come, report your birthday, and my uncle will give you a hexagram

Win Construction: I'm 40 years old

Zhao Gao: ......

Zhang Tieniu: Li Ergou, I'm not done with you!!You just said bad things to Brother Xiaoyuan, am I going to kill you!

Me: Impulses are the devil, impulses are the devil

Wang Xianren: @李远新鲜的丑木之力呦, it's not sweet and you don't want money, let's try it

Blackie: Huh......

[Hades joins WeChat group]

Hades: Hello everyone, I'm Hades