Chapter 55: Hades has joined the group!
There was a brief silence in the group, and I even wondered if it was a network card.
Then, the curious He Shen broke the silence first.
He Shen: Did you see that? Hades, it can't really be Hades, right?
Hades: It's me [wiping sweat emoji]
Daji: Send photos and send photos, no pictures and no truth
Hades: I can still lie to you? Besides, how can my honor be seen casually?
Me: Don't kick out!
Hades: [sweating wildly] Wait!
Zhao Gao: Is it ...... Is it really Hades?
Huang Chao: What kind of place is this? I just went to the hut and felt like the whole world had changed
Cao Cao: Sit back and wait for the photo of Hades
White up: Sit and wait +1
Zhang Tieniu: +2
Win Construction: +3
Li Ergou: +4
……
Creep N: +19
Me: It's so neat, I can't bear to mess up your formation
Bai Qi: Necessary
Hades: Get out of the way! I'm going to send a picture!
All:......
Hades: [shuaibaole.jpg]
He Shen: I rely on this to be the king of Hades?
Cao Cao: It's a bit similar, but it's not the same person, and Hades' eyes aren't blue
Zhao Gao: This world is so terrifying that even a fake Hades can be created
Ximenqing: Dude, how much did you spend on this face?
Hades: I'm really Hades, Xiao Hei, you can prove it for me
Blackie: It's Hades, I brought it in
He Shen: I knew it must be our wise and powerful Lord Yanjun!
Cao Cao: Lao and you are too fake, right?
He Shen: Where is it? How could it be?[Aggrieved expression] Lord Yan Jun must have felt my strong sincerity![Flying kiss expression]
Zhao Gao: [vomiting expression]
Bai Qi: [vomiting expression]
Hades: Xiaohe, it's almost there
He Shen: Okay, Lord Yan, obey Lord Yan
Zhang Tieniu: The real boss is here, I want to flash people......
Win Construction: Twinkle!
Huang Chao: Who do I rely on that photo...... My eyes!ahhh......h Flash blind!
Daji: Brother Huang, this is ......
Huang Chao: It turned out to be the old man of Hades, did you eat? What did you eat? The weather is good today......
Daji: Brother Huang is really ...... Hello Brother Hades!
Hades: Hmph, I'm going to punish you severely, and send you all to the sixth hell!
Me: Let you use Meitu software! Let you rub your skin! Let you use Meitongs!
Hades: Ahem, let's change the subject, have you eaten? What did you eat? It's a nice day...... Daji's sister is also good~
Me: Why are you here? China Mobile has opened a business in the prefecture? If you dare to engage in a 4G package, you will directly throw him into the animal road
Hades: Xiaoyuan, I'm almost there, go out and pick me up
Me: What?
Hades: Where is your Internet café? I'll call you, and you tell the driver
Me: I'm sorry, the user you dialed doesn't want to answer your call, please press 1 to turn around and go home, if you need other help, please contact Xiaohei directly at 135XXXXXXXX
Blackie: I'm sorry, but the phone you dialed is turning off
Hades: You two little bunnies, turtles, and grandchildren!
Me: Please be polite and polite when chatting, this warning, next time you kick people directly.
Hades: Rub rub rub!
Wang Xianren: Did I miss something? Xiaoyuan, I still have an idea about the power of ugly wood
Ximenqing: What's that...... Aren't we talking about Little Joe?
Bai Qi: What is Little Joe?
Cao Cao: [sweating wildly]
I: Brother Cao's goddess
Bai Qi: Oh...... Hades, let my daughter-in-law come over too!
He Shen: And my son
Huang Chao: My daughter who died just after birth!
I:......
Zhao Gao: Don't let Yingzheng and his old man come, I'll just ask for this one!
Hades: Xiaoyuan answers the phone!
Me: You didn't call me
Hades: I obviously pressed your number, 138XXXXXXXX, right?
Me: Right
Hades: Then you can take it
Me: You're calling
Hades: Why don't you call me?
Me: What's your number?
Hades: I don't know, Xiao Hei gave me a card
Me: @小黑要不咱别搭理阎王了吧, if he loses it, will you become the king of Hades?
Xiao Hei: My job title is not enough, at most I will be promoted to one level
Yan:!!!
Xiao Hei: @阎王我也不知道你号码多少, I didn't remember the card after I got it
Yan:!!!
Zhao Gao: Lord Yan Jun, didn't you press the dial button?
Huang Chao: Hahaha, how is it possible, you are so stupid to be the king of Hades for such an idiotic behavior?
Hades: What is the dial key, and where is it?
Me: He's so stupid, congratulations @黄nest for you learned to answer
Huang Chao: The weather is good today, have you eaten?
Zhao Gao: After you dial the number, is there a green button on the phone screen?
Hades: I'll take a look
Zhao Gao: Lord Yan Jun is really ...... particularly
20 seconds later, my phone rang from an unfamiliar number.
I picked it up and fed it, and immediately heard a voice that forcibly suppressed excitement and nervousness, "Li Yuan, I'm the king of Hades." ”
Before I could speak, I heard an unfamiliar voice on his side teasing: "The name is domineering, is it up to you to decide the underworld?
's brother is really a magical existence, from the analysis of the domestic and international situation, to the brother-in-law of the second-rate star aunt coming out, there is no news that they can't give a classic evaluation, which can be called a "little expert".
The king of Hades didn't understand the market, so he explained to people vigorously: "Although I am the king of Hades, and the underworld is also under my control, I can't do anything to modify the book of life and death, and it will be ...... if it is found out by the heavenly court."
I hurriedly shouted, "Come on, come on, call the driver!"
When the king of Hades first arrived, he was stunned, and he was really obedient, and quickly handed the phone to his brother, and as soon as I said the address, my brother said: "Thanks to you for showing you the way!
Only 9 and a half minutes later, a taxi drifted and flicked its tail and stopped steadily at the door of my Internet café, and I saw that the co-pilot seat was really the king of Hades.
I paid for the car, but Hades still refused to get out of the car, and kept talking to the driver.
"How do you know that I'm Hades? By the way, don't tell anyone about this, or you'll be doomed......! Hmm, how do you know about changing the book of life and death?...... No, I think you're suspicious! You know too much! You're going to have to go back with me and get investigated......."
With an expression of begging for death, my brother begged me: "Take him to see him quickly, he is sick!
I said very sincerely, "You're a good person!"
"Hades! It's almost there! Get out of the car!" while giving my brother to accompany me, I grabbed Hades and took it out directly.