I saw that the vendor was so angry that he wanted to throw us with an oil pot, so he took the three of them a few steps closer to a stall where they bought cold drinks, and one of them bought a bottle of water.

He Shen had already drunk mineral water once, took the initiative to ask for a bottle of green tea to try, and also plucked the other two to pick and choose, and finally got the satisfactory one.

I paid for it, and Shen had already taught them how to unscrew the cap of the bottle, and the three of them each took a sip, and Shen smacked his lips, "Sweet." Zhao Gao chose a bottle of juice with pulp, drank it and chewed it twice, "Hey, there's still something in it." As he spoke, he put the mouth of the bottle to his eyes and looked in. Cao Cao's expression was very strange after taking a sip, I saw that he chose Fanta, and he had already dried most of the bottle in one go, so he quickly wiped his back and said, "Hiccup, just hit it." ”

"Hiccup—"

This is a burp of cross-generational significance from more than a thousand years ago, the top note is fresh orange Fanta flavor, the middle note is rich mutton steamed bun flavor, and the base note is seven or eight thick flavors that have drifted with the long river of history.

"Brother Cao is really ...... Mind-minded. ”

Walking and stopping all the way, I finally walked to the bed selling area before closing, and there were more than a dozen shops in a row, with all kinds of beds, dazzling.

A person is born in bed, dies in bed, and is also in bed when he wants to live and die, so the bed is really important.

Obviously, these three are also well versed in this, Cao Cao took a fancy to a mahogany carved dragon bed at a glance, the bed is placed in the most prominent position of a store, quite a treasure of the town's store, I looked at the price, sure enough, 136,000, plus tens of thousands, can buy Xu Xiaoman's SUV.

Although I don't know which dynasty Zhao Gao was in in the past, I can see that his vision is very postmodern, and he sits and lies on a European-style wrought iron bed, very intoxicated.

He Shen simply picked his eyes, touched this and looked at that, I saw that the green tea in his hand was not unscrewed, and quickly shouted at him: "Be careful! ”

I told them to take a look around the neighborhood and walk into one of the most modest shops by themselves. When I entered the store, I saw that there were two kinds of high and low beds, one iron one was exactly the same as the one I slept in school when I was in college, and the other was wooden, and both the bed and the escalator were more spacious.

The people who can come to me are all the feudal ruling class that exploited the working people in the past, and the superior living conditions led to overnutrition, and the thin people like Zhao Gao should belong to the minority, so it is better to buy a spacious bed, I can't bear to let these half-grown old men suffer grievances in sleeping.

I measured the size of the bed, I calculated, on my bedroom, at most three beds, the boss saw that I sincerely wanted to buy, said: "If you want to get it, you can get a 9% discount." ”

I didn't answer him, but said, "I want three of you to calculate how much." ”

The boss pressed it on the calculator and said, "If you buy more, you will get 85% off, and three beds will be 4315." ”

I said, "3500, package mattress, package delivery, package installation." He went to the back warehouse to pick up the goods.

I turned my head to look out, and the hairs on my back stood up, and the servants were all gone!

Not to mention the survivability of these people, they don't have a penny on them, and it's enough to suffer if they really lose it, in case Cao Xiaoxiong is excited, I'd rather bear the people of the world and do something to kill people with a knife, everyone will be finished.

There were countless results flashing in my mind, cold sweat dripping down like a shower, and I looked around as I ran out of my legs.

Suddenly, I saw a group of people gathered at the door of the curtain shop in front of me, and I heard He Shen's sound of bluffing from afar, and I relaxed a little.

I pulled through the crowd and squeezed into the circle to take a look, hey, I'm so angry!

I saw Cao Cao holding a Roman pole as a spear, and the Roman pole was made vigorous by his dance, and he said to He Shen while dancing: "Zhang Fei's Zhangba snake spear was nothing more than that." ”

and the half-bald clapped his hands on the side: "Brother Cao is mighty! Brother Cao is mighty!" From time to time, some people in the crowd applauded and agreed, and I saw that the one who echoed the most fiercely was Zhao Gao, who was stuffy!

I waved my hand and shouted, "Stop, stop!" and I walked up when Cao Cao had finished up—I was afraid he would pick me up.

"You are not allowed to perform in the market! Who let you play here? You are all scattered! You guys, come with me!" I really don't want to admit that I know them, but fortunately I am witty and pretend to be a market manager.

I snatched the Roman pole, stuffed it into the stunned curtain shop owner, and pulled the three of them to the shop that sold the bed, and the shopkeeper thought I was fooling him, and was standing at the door of the store with a sad brow, and when he saw me return, he immediately smiled, turned around and shouted at the store: "No need to move back!

After some loading, I drove the trio in front of the road, and the small pickup truck found by the owner followed behind. After getting into the car, I straightened my face and said to the three people: "It's too nonsense, such a big place, where can I find you if I get lost, and besides, if I run into a bad person......"

Cao Cao glared: "There is a bad guy? I split him with one hand!"

I thought about it, and said to him heartily: "Brother Cao, now Zhang Liao, Xu Huang, and Xiahou Dun are not in front of you, these two around you seem to be Wenchen, it would be good if you didn't drag you back if you really fought, in case you encounter bad guys, tigers, and wolves, let's not suffer this loss in front of us, just run." ”

Cao Cao thought for a while, gave me a thumbs up and said, "It's still Xiaoyuan's thoughtfulness, if you follow me to fight, I will make you the first strategist." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to myself that I was fortunate to have read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" as an extracurricular book, and that knowledge really changed fate! I thought that I could be praised like this by Cao Xiaoxiong, and I was really good! I couldn't help but feel proud.

Seeing my gloomy face, He Shen also asked, "What kind of bed did you buy?"

Zhao Gao said in a timely manner: "The big bed I saw is good." ”

I said, "It's not as big as you see, but I promise you've never slept in that high bed." ”

Zhao Gao pursed his lips, "It's too high to sleep, it's inconvenient to relieve yourself in the middle of the night, right?"

This little old man's prostate is not very good, and I have to take him to the hospital when I have time.

The car drove into the community, and Heshen had already seen a little doorway along the way, pointed to the high-level in the community and asked, "You live here?"

I said, "Yes, I live on the nineteenth floor." ”

He Shen said: "Hell is only eighteen, you live on the nineteenth floor, how much fault have you made?"

I was angry, but he reminded me that I got out of the car first, let them wait in the car for a while, and then beckoned the installation master to move the bed upstairs with me, the installation master saw the servants in my car, and looked at me with contempt, as if I was reluctant to let them come down to contribute, and I didn't bother to explain to him.

After three trips back and forth, the installer was nimble, and in less than twenty minutes, the three high and low beds had been assembled, and I was a little embarrassed, so I stuffed fifty yuan in his hand before he stopped despising me.

Go downstairs and pick up the three. When we entered the elevator, a beautiful girl came out of the elevator, Cao Cao stood at the elevator door and refused to go in, and said: "How can you enter someone's girl's house casually, at least you have to say hello to someone, and her house is too small." "He co-authored the elevator as a girl's house.

It was so wise to leave them in the car just now! If I were to give the trio a science about the basic principles of elevators in front of the installer, I would still prefer to let him despise me.