I dragged Cao Cao in, roughly explained the principle and usage of the elevator, the three of them listened very carefully, and when I pressed 19, and the half-bald also stretched out his fat fingers to press the two columns of numbers.

This is probably the slowest elevator I've ever taken, not to mention the layer by layer, every time I get to the first floor, He Shen has to run down and lie on the window of the corridor to look out, and every time I finish reading it, I show the joy of a fool, and report to us: "A little higher! A little higher!"

He reluctantly saw the nineteenth floor layer by layer, it was already ten minutes later, Zhao Gao could still maintain the same interest as him at first, and when he reached the nineteenth floor, the little old man was almost asleep, it was not easy!

Open the door, enter the house, the three of them very unceremoniously look around, He Shen rushed into the kitchen and turned on the gas, I rushed over to block him, took out the apples from the refrigerator, washed and stuffed one in his hand, and pressed him to the sofa and sat down. At this time, the sound of water came from the shower in the bathroom, accompanied by the sound of water and Cao Cao's screaming, I hurried to the bathroom again, and Shen could sit still, and ran to the "accident scene" after my buttocks, and I didn't care about him.

Cao Cao jumped under the shower, soaking wet, and seemed to be frightened by the sudden water, and he looked at him half-baldly.

What stunned me was Zhao Gao, who saw him sticking his head into the toilet, trying to figure out where the water in the hole under the bottom was connected. ”

I really want to be angry and laugh, and I don't know if he will have a psychological shadow when he uses the toilet in the future.

turned off the shower, dragged a bath towel to wrap Cao Cao's body, drove them all to the sofa, handed apples to Cao Cao and Zhao Gao, and the three of them ate apples "snorting", and finally became honest.

I moved a chair and sat across from them, and said, "I can understand that you guys are curious about everything when you first come to a place, but some things are dangerous, like ......" I pointed to the gas valve in the kitchen and said, "That thing can be gassed out with just one twist, and we'll all be poisoned in a moment." ”

Actually, it's not that serious, but in order to have a deterrent effect, I deliberately exaggerated it.

Sure enough, it worked, He Shen gasped, and then said: "Such a dangerous secret weapon can't be placed in a conspicuous place, hide it and hide it." ”

I ignored him and continued: "Wait a minute, I'll teach you how to use some necessities first, and you are not allowed to touch anything I haven't taught, can you remember it?"

The three of them replied honestly: "Remember." "I can only pray in my heart that they will really have a longer memory this time.

After eating the apple, He Shen barted his lips and asked, "Xiaoyuan, do you have anything to eat?"

I just remembered that I had lunch with Cao Cao and Zhao Gao in a Shaanxi restaurant, and He Shen was estimated to have not eaten for a day in the bar alone, and I felt sorry for him.

I handed him a packet of potato chips and asked him to pad them first, and quickly called to order takeout, and He Shenyi tore open the package of potato chips, and immediately said: "Xiaoyuan, are you fooled, such a big bag, why is there only such a thing in it." ”

"When I first bought it, I thought I was fooled, just get used to it. ”

He Shen kindly shared a bag of potato chips with Cao Cao and Zhao Gao, and the three children were very happy, and I was very pleased. After eating the potato chips, I beckoned them to move out the computer and desk in the second bedroom and put the three double beds in.

Cao Cao's good physique is particularly evident at this time, and the double bed that the two of us can lift, he can do it alone.

Fortunately, the boss sent six inferior mattresses, so that I would not sleep directly on the wooden plank, so I calculated it in my heart, and contributed my summer quilt, winter quilt, and mattress under the bed, and it was enough to make do tonight.

When the KFC takeaway was delivered, Cao Cao took a hamburger and sighed: "This thing is good, it's convenient to bring this with you on the march." "I thought to myself that according to the amount of food for your minions, there would be at least five meals in one meal, and it would have to be a Big Mac burger. Cao Cao proposed to drink some wine, but I didn't have any wine at home, so I had to promise him to drink it tomorrow, and he said a "ruined" to bury his head in the chicken.

It seems that the chickens that grew up on hormones have deeply stimulated their green and unpolluted taste buds, and I will take them to eat a gutter oil skewer in two days, and I wonder if they will fall deeply under the pomegranate skirt of junk food.

Thanks to Cao Xiaoxiong, I almost went to the Hades Palace the next morning, and I wonder if Hades would think that I am not actually suitable for this errand if he sees me returning so soon.

At around 9 o'clock, I was awakened by a soak of morning urine.

When I opened the bedroom door and was about to go to the land of reincarnation of the five grains, a sharp sword aura struck, yes, it was sword qi.

In an instant, every cell in my body trembled and woke up. How can we describe the feeling of being pierced by sword qi? It is like standing in the middle of two trains that are running in opposite directions, with a roar in my ears, a stiff body, and a collapsed heart.

A ...... The green onions stopped at the tip of my nose, and the fresh and spicy flavor came to my face, and I thought I should take the trio to eat green onion cakes in the morning.

In front of me, Cao Cao was naked, the muscles on his body were generally distributed vertically and horizontally, very uneven, and there were two pillowcases wrapped around his calves, I looked at it for a long time before I understood that it was a "legging", and in my hand was the only green onion left in my refrigerator, it is estimated that I was targeted by him when I taught them to use the refrigerator yesterday.

When he saw me come out, he put down the green onion and said, "Xiaoyuan, do you have any weapons here? It's very inconvenient to practice in the morning." ”

I shrunk my stomach, held back my urine, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Cao, the sword has no eyes, you are so easy to accidentally hurt others, so make do with green onions first, and I will buy you two yams for you in the afternoon." ”

Cao Cao muttered: "I'm not sick, what are you buying medicine for?" ”

I said, "You can't stop the medicine!"

The door of the bedroom next to him also opened, and He Shen and Zhao Gao were already dressed neatly, with an expression of a child preparing to go out for a spring outing, and when they saw me and Shen, they asked, "What do you eat in the morning?"

I rushed into the bathroom and yelled, "Green onion cake!"

Packed up and went out, I stood next to the elevator button, blocked the two rows of buttons with my body, and guarded against Heshen, this little old man was light, but Zhao Gao couldn't hold it back, and said that he wanted to press it, I let go of a crack, and he pressed 1 in a regular manner.

After yesterday's observation, I found that the most troublesome of the three people is He Shen, how to say that he was a rich man in his last life, and he was really more capricious, Zhao Gao is quite similar to He Shen in some aspects, but he is calm and will never come out, I am more curious about his former identity, and I will have time to check on the Internet later, if Cao Cao is put now, it is Gao Leng's endorsement, everything is assertive, and he doesn't tell you, this kind of person is easy not to cause trouble, once something happens, it must be a big thing, and I have to guard against it.

For breakfast, four people ate 9 bowls of tofu brain, 8 steamed buns, 7 green onion cakes, and 12 fried dough sticks. When we left, the eldest lady who sold breakfast shouted: "Your friends will come back tomorrow!"