"That night, the three of us sat on the couch all night and no one left. Therefore, it is impossible for anyone to get lost in the face of a bodhisattva. Qi's voice became more and more hollow.

"No, who do you think put the word of death in the Bodhisattva's face?"

The same little face immediately turned white: "Either a thief or a ghost." But I have an automatic alarm system at home. We don't know about thieves. The next day, we looked at the doors and windows and found no traces... As for whether there are ghosts... I'm just saying I'm probably not an atheist anymore......!

Qi Guo also didn't believe that there were ghosts in the world, but what happened at home made him not believe it.

Ouch!I'm tired to death!" He stomped his foot suddenly. "Mom is behind us, and the family is scolding!

Qi Qi pursed his little mouth, looking frustrated.

I shook my head. "How did your mother invite Niu Da? Looking at you, he seems to believe Niu Da. ”

"I don't know. Well, my mom said that after seeing Niu Da the day before yesterday, it was even stranger at night. For example, in the middle of the night, there will be two breaking sounds in the kitchen, and the babysitter Sun finds that the fresh meat in the fridge has been inexplicably bitten and throws a piece of ......!

I rely on it. As you can see, after the old bald donkey came to help, the ghost became more and more serious.

So, why would the mother believe in the old bald donkey after Qi Qi?

Qi also explained that the cow and donkey knew every day what would happen at night. For example, the cow monk said that the kitchen will drop the dishes tonight, and then the dishes will really drop when it is late.

"Mr. Niu said that ghosts are like human diseases. It requires a cycle from viral infection to the end of the disease. The people of our family are becoming more ferocious day by day. When the ghost head is ferocious, the ghost will naturally disperse. So during this time, as long as he draws spells every day, he can ensure that the ghost can't find anyone, and change a set of spells every day, a set of 10,000 yuan. ”

I shook my head. Cows, donkeys and donkeys are not in the right classes.

The mysterious theory of "terminally ill" does not know that he was able to implant brain circuits.

He also recruited something to use the spells he drew every day, a set of ten thousand yuan, and the black money was not so white.

Ghosts can keep people healthy at all times... Do you make money with the Gobi?

I'm a little angry at the moment, but it's just the same, but my girlfriend, which I see on his face, doesn't give the family to continue to vaguely kidnap the old bald donkey.

It's not like I said, "Come to my store at 8 o'clock tonight, little one." Maybe I can find someone to help you remember to bring your family's birthday to the eighth place. ”

I didn't say I could handle it myself, although I didn't necessarily believe me saying the same thing, anyway, when I said the same thing, I would stop and talk.

Qi listened and looked at me.

I don't really know what. At that moment, my eyes were a little chilly as well.

After waiting for a game, I changed my clothes, and then moved a pony not far away to visit the gate of the mountain temple, sat down, and slowly waited for the old bald donkey.

It wasn't until around 4 p.m. that I saw the old bald donkey return.

He has a suitcase in his hand and there is a funny spring breeze, and here he hums our tune: "Push, pull, turn, mill turn." The picture above is like a dragon swallowing beads and a white wave roll. ”

And I saw him coming, and shining on him, and fell. He shouted, "Donkey bare! don't you recruit people?"

The old bald donkey nimbly avoided his feet, and asked me with a smile: "Oh, dear! The little mud bodhisattva is angry with his mother-in-law when she goes out, isn't it?"

I blushed, and then regained consciousness, referring to the nose of an old bald donkey, and asked him why he wanted Qi's money.

The Qi family was a life-threatening event. You can't help it. It's too bad to cheat money.

"Yo!" the bull-headed donkey stared at me. "Did you start helping their family financially without marrying their sister? I told you that Qi's mother told me that he got married two years later and had a son. You say that the property of the State of Qi will eventually be taken away by the later mother of the State of Qi for the sake of her son?

"Are you sick? I ask you this?"

"Hmm......" The cow bald donkey touched his chin. "Does the old monk know what you want to ask? You don't have a few stacks of pink silver paper in your pocket. Poor monk tell you what Mao is? Amy is a Buddha, okay, okay!"

I thought I was a real dog, and during this time, would I do my best to pay attention to those who got into the eyes of money?

"How much? I don't have it anymore!"

"You don't?" the bull-headed donkey looked white. "Mud Bodhisattva, do you know how much tuff is worth?

I understood what the cow bald donkey meant, and I guess he wanted the top of the tuff.

Of course, he continued: "Lao Guo told you earlier that one day you will come to me, right? It doesn't matter! Give Lao Guo two mud Buddhas, and I will tell you the reasons and consequences that I know." How's that going?"

I thought about it for a while, but didn't agree right away, so I asked him, "What kind of tuff do you want?"

"I do yin and yang walking, eat dinner. But as the saying goes, how can I not get my shoes wet when I walk by the river? I heard that there are two kinds of clay figurines in The Book of a Thousand Buddhas. They are known as "keeping four empty bottles" and "killing ghosts without saving them". They are very strong at exorcism.

Hei Wuchang's name is Fan Wufu, but he is not old and jealous.

Bai Wuchang's name is Xie Bian. Although he was the messenger of the county chief, he was not only a symbol of death, but also a symbol of wealth.

Because black and white impermanence are the gods in the book, the "four nothings" and "killing ghosts without saving" are the happy gods in the mud Buddha.

If these two clay figures are invited to Monk Niu, he can be promoted to the rank of local tyrant and inferior gentry.

This product is already a very deep routine, you can stop, you can also be an old player of yin and yang, and it will be natural to worship taboos.

At that time, he would "keep the sky around", help him get rich, "save the dead and help the wounded", and help him catch ghosts. It is also difficult for him to be underdeveloped.

How did the cow monk know about the Thousand Buddhas?

This book has fewer than four heirlooms in our family, and it hasn't been passed down at all.

In short, suspicion of this shipment is growing.

I decided to solve the same family problem. I had to stay away from this amiable monk.

"Who told you that there are clay figurines like this in the Book of a Thousand Buddhas?" I asked vigorously, raising an eyebrow.

The old Bodhisattva won't tell you, won't listen to you, won't talk about you—", and in the end, the cow bald donkey actually sang the children's song in "Little Dragon Man".

I can't shut up.

To solve my girlfriend's family problems, I put the cow and donkey in the store and glued them together with the two clay Buddha statues he made.

This was my second round of the mud Buddha competition, but this second round was not as smooth as the first round and made mistakes unexpectedly.

I'm arguing about white impermanence, which is a type of tuff known as "four empty and four empty".

This time, the main problem lies in the "invite" link.

It turned out that after the paper boat was sealed with pro-foil, I cried, and the paper boat and the cow bald donkey floated past.

You can wait until everything is done and I see a small hole at the end of the paper boat!

The hole in the boat indicates that the clay bodhisattva has been launched. In other words, my "keep four empty" will have no effect.

(End of chapter)