"This ......" I looked at my opponent, then at the professional tin foil, "it can't be..."!

"Wow?" said the old bald donkey, looking at me carefully, for a long time, "are you the so-called god of joy in the water?"

I nodded, the old bald donkey was really clear to the mud Buddha statue, and I believe it had something else.

When we solved the same family problems, I had to stay away from Qi.

"I have heard that the god of joy is mainly a dividing Buddha, so the god of joy wants to give you a supreme god. In general, if he could not cross the river, the problem was in the tabdishu during the voyage. Monk Niu retreated.

The big one that set sail naturally pointed to me.

"What's wrong with me?" I asked, skeptically.

"You should have something inconsequential on you, so you jumped off the boat in anger?"

What do I say? If I want to say what I've been dyed these days, the cow monk is the most important.

The bull and the donkey played a haha and ignored me, but it happened to come and walk like a dead comrade smelling me.

I'm really going to get rid of him. Suddenly, he pulled a long maroon hair out of my shoulder and said, "This should be a good thing!

Check it out. Aren't maroon women's hair the same size?

Monk Niu said it was true. If I set sail with something I don't care about, the god of pleasure jumps out of the boat.

But the problem arises again. How can hair of the same size be associated with dirty?

I asked Monk Niu what was wrong with the hair.

Monk Niu, a mysterious and unpredictable person, seems to have been beaten. "You're not good at it! That's a big problem. Little mud bodhisattva, let me ask you, when did you and your sister become very good?"

I'm a little embarrassed to say that. I met Qi three months ago, and my confession became a stable relationship a month ago.

When Monk Niu came, he said that when I met Qi, Qi's hair was very short.

I was surprised. Cows, bald donkeys, and donkeys all have some abilities. They asked, "When they were young, they were mushroom heads." They have short hair. He went to pick it up a few days ago, and now his hair is growing again. ”

Monk Niu heard this and quickly asked, "How many days ago?"

"He went to the studio a week ago to deliver it, about eight days ago...... "I was stunned when I answered the phone.

Today, Qi Yiqi told me that eight days ago his mother started saying that there were ghosts in the house.

Monk Niu touched his big bald head, and I told myself. Eight days ago, by the way, the time was right ... Did he tell you where he got a haircut at Dream Barbershop?"

I really didn't know, when I saw the same thing, he had long chestnut hair floating.

"Monk Niu, what do you mean, do you suspect that my girlfriend is the culprit?" I said cautiously.

When Monk Niu heard this, he stared at me and said, "Don't doubt it? This can't be a horrible house that's dead. If it is suddenly haunted, of course, someone invites the ghost to live in a room. ”

I immediately interrupted the monk, "Just because it doesn't mean it's the same problem!"

"Listen to me!" Monk Niu let go. "At first, I asked them who they were and found something strange under the night sun or something, and they didn't say it. Your girlfriend's parents say she came home at night after two business trips and the sun was on the plane. Your girlfriend says she's spent all day in the library reviewing her homework. ”

As far as I know, Qi went to deliver the baby at the manager of the dream exhibition that day, but he lied to Monk Niu, which also explains the problem.

"After I saw that my mother's fire eyebrows were not strong enough, he must know who it was. "But I couldn't find a ghost in their villa, so I sold them peace cards, and although I couldn't catch up, I was wrong. They can guarantee a living. Monk Niu muttered, it sounded like a place of its own. The behavior of the Qi family began.

I just laughed and said, "When I was a kid, I didn't have to deal with a homeless owner." Even if I'm really smart, your set of charms doesn't exceed 1000 sets, how noble you are when you recruit and sell others. ”

"I'm going to you!you're serious!" Monk Niu didn't blush at all. "Hair can gather clouds and it can gather clouds. If the ghost hides in the person's hair, the ghost cloud will hide your hair. It's the same way the ghost invited him home. ”

"The trick?"

"Receive the hair! Accept the hair of the dead, especially the hair of the lawless!" Monk Niu stared at me, his face still frozen.

I continued to listen to the explanation of Xiao Yi, the son of the cow monk. It was only then that I learned that there was a profession in Yin and Yang, as strange as the "mud bodhisattva".

People who do this kind of work are called "hairdressers".

Newborn baby's fetal hair can be used to ward off evil spirits, while stillborn baby's fetal hair is usually cloudy.

Fetal hairstylists deliberately attach the fetal hair of a dead baby to the hair of a living person, causing complaints of spiritual possession, helping the living person to fulfill a certain wish.

Stillborn babies die from multiple miscarriages, some of them are birth defects, in short, for some reason, they do not come into this world smoothly, which is an unjust death, a wrongful death and a huge complaint.

"Having a bad head of hair is like raising a child's head. You know what a child is. He's kind of like a terrible mud god, but he's been in revenge! It's not as good as your God. ”

What we usually call raising a child is that the owner supports the child and helps him to complete his work.

But for a long time, of course, the ghosts will fight back against their masters. After all, they are complaining about the soul, and they are also complaining about the dead babies of the spiritual comparators.

"You mean, Qi received the fetal hair of a dead baby and raised a child?" I want to know. "Even if the baby's hair all grows on the same hair, it is impossible for her hair to grow so long in such a short period of time. ”

"Humph!" Monk Niu sneered: "It's very simple, your girlfriend not only received the fetal hair of a dead baby! You think, he received it eight days ago, and he was haunted eight days ago." He must have been weak. This is much better than the logo I sold to their family? This girl, now with hair and waist, at least dozens of fetuses have died of hair!"

In other words, the tongue in my heart should have kept dozens of little ghosts in the same way...... This girl really hates life and longevity......"

"What?" I'm in a hurry.

There is no good end to raising ghosts, let alone raising a group of ghosts!

As soon as Monk Niu heard these words, he grinned and wiped his fingers on me. He would count the money: "You promised me that the mud Buddha was not invited before. Why should I tell you?"

I winked at him. I can't help it. I want it now. I can only guarantee that.

Of course, the previous invitation has already been sent, and I can't invite you anymore. Now I can only invite the cow monk "who was not saved and cut down".

The cow monk said he could understand and say what was cheap. In fact, he couldn't afford two clay Buddha statues. He asked me how much they wanted. In fact, he wanted to sell one.

I instinctively wanted to scold him for being shameless, but I quickly noticed what Monk Niu said.

The first half of Monk Niu's words is indeed true. Even the mud Buddha is the god of happiness, which is strange. It is basically impossible for ordinary people to serve one and two of them.

(End of chapter)