"Whoever told you that you can't even pass on the gong, I still have to spend some time teaching you. Elder Wang pulled me away and continued, "With your qualifications, it is estimated that you will learn it in 7 or 8 days. ”

"For so long?" I don't want to be Superman for a minute, you know, it's at the risk of losing little JJ, I'd rather wear my panties out!

"Who made you mediocre? A genius like me can learn it in one or two days. "Wang Xianren didn't forget to squeeze me.

As a result, the next day he was slapped in the face and crackled.

It only took half a day for me to learn how to transmit the gong.

Because Xiao Hei opened a small stove for me.

In her words, it is "don't lose the people of the underworld". Although I am only a temporary worker, the prefecture does not abandon or give up in times of crisis, and resolutely implements the face-saving project, there are not many such employers!

"You...... You, you!" Wang Xianren looked at me incredulously, "A genius that has not been seen in a hundred years!"

"I know. "My heart is as calm as it is on the surface.

Hehe, there hasn't been a single person like me in 10,000 years, right? Who am I?

"You worship the poor Tao as a teacher! I promise to teach you what I have learned in my life!" Seeing that I hesitated, Wang Xianren added: "And I won't charge you tuition!"

I shook my head.

"Eat and stay!" Wang Xianren gritted his teeth and continued to add chips.

At the time of the high school entrance examination, my mother always chattered to me: "Look at Li Teng, the first and second high schools rushed to ask him, not only did he not need tuition, but also gave him a scholarship." ”

Hehe, I finally know how it feels.

What? Do you want to know which school Li Teng finally chose? He, he copied a copy of my volunteer leaflet.

No way, I, an elder, have always been his role model.

"He can't worship you as a teacher, you're not qualified. "Xiao Hei helped me out with a big truth.

Wang Xianren was not annoyed at all, but just stomped his feet and said: "Also, such a skeletal and strange descendant, I am afraid that he has already worshiped the master as a teacher." ”

"Don't be discouraged, you're a good person, there's still a chance. In line with the principle of not too many spare tires, I patted Wang Xianren on the shoulder, "Let's get down to business first, you better take back the power of the ugly wood, no matter how clear the bones are, I'm afraid of becoming a woman." ”

Wang Xianren waved his hand again and again, "No, no, no, I can't take it back! This may be an opportunity, you can help me!"

What's the matter?

"Don't get excited, how can I help you?" I was afraid that he would fall into a state of madness again, so I could only coax him first.

Wang Xianren swallowed his saliva with agitation, as if he was answering an interview question that decided to stay.

"Do you know how many times Edison invented the light bulb and experimented with it?"

He answered my question with a question, and it was such an unbelievable question!

The science and education version of the hexagram is half immortal, a fighter in half immortal!

I shook my head weakly, in fact, I learned this question in elementary school, and I still have some impressions, shaking my head mainly to express my confusion about this problem.

"More than 1,600 times! And I have invented the power of ugly wood, and I have experimented more than 1,800 times!" Wang Xianren waved his fist excitedly and said: "It's been almost 10 years! I have sacrificed 10 years to study the power of ugly wood! If I spend this time on cultivating and enlightening the Dao, with my roots, how can I lose to the juniors?"

He, a "junior", obviously refers to Xiao Hei.

Looking at Xiao Hei's expressionless face, I quickly put the topic on the right track.

"So, haven't you already invented the power to drag the ugly wood that blows up the sky?

Wang Xianren's eyes were blazing, and he said: "No! I'm still far from 'success'! These ugly wood powers are obviously failures after experiments, but they have no side effects on you, and their magical powers can still be exerted by you." ”

He circled around me, his face full of excitement, reminding me of the man who was raising one leg around a telephone pole to pee.

"So what? Maybe the young master will become a woman in the next minute, are you responsible?" I reached out and grabbed Wang Xianren's hand, wanting to quickly pass on the power of the ugly wood to him.

"Listen to my explanation!" Wang Xianren simply wrapped his hands in his sleeves and dodged again and again, "This power of ugly wood is also changing after it reaches you, it seems to be purer, perhaps, it's not that there is a problem with the power of ugly wood I invented, but that I haven't found someone to match!"

"That's right, the power of the ugly wood has indeed changed. Xiao Hei echoed on the side, and Wang Xianren immediately threw his eyes, which meant "You will say it when you see me."

"It's still picky, the power of ugly wood is too hypocritical, right?" was picked by it, and I don't know if it's misfortune or luck.

"Blame me for being shallow. Wang Xianren sneered and said: "You can transform the power of my ugly wood, that is, you are destined to have people, why don't we join forces to produce the power of this ugly wood, so as to make the income, 55 points, what do you think?"

"Is this thing produced? Do we still have to start a company called Mighty Pill Limited Liability or something?"

"Why can't you produce it?" I will make the power of impure ugly wood, put it on you, and then you pass on the power of purified ugly wood, so that we can sell it for money......" Wang Xianren frowned and made a gesture of brushing his beard in his hand, "How to sell it well? or let people exchange it for magic weapon cheats, or ......"

"Wang Xianren!YY can stop first!" I said angrily: "Why do you think I'm like a water purifier? It's also pure, it hurts my self-esteem too much, no! This matter is not negotiable!"

"Xiaoyuan, give me 100 yuan! I'll repair the car!" Huang Chao poked his head out with his bicycle on his shoulder, "It's very lively." ”

When Wang Xianren saw Huang Chao's eyes at first glance, he was so frightened that he sat down and squatted, "This ...... The appearance is very distinctive...... Do you want to do a hexagram?"

"Where did you come from? I warn you, you are not allowed to set up a stall in the underground passage at the door, and if you dare to rob Lao Zhao's business, I will beat you!" Huang Chao obviously established a deep revolutionary friendship with Zhao Gao at the card table, and it is no wonder that Zhao Gao's old boy will come to trouble, he is exquisite, and he gets along with everyone very hot.

"Brother Huang, it's a friend, don't scare people. I took out the money and said, "Isn't there money at the cash register?

"What kind of standardized management do you want, reconcile accounts every afternoon, and don't let me take the money in the cash register. Huang Chao rolled his eyes aggrievedly, and the Wang Immortal, who had just gotten up, sat on the ground in fright.

"In this way, let Lao He toss, let's not take money from the cashier, go back to the bank to apply for a card, and I will send money to your card every month to ensure that you have enough to spend." ”

I support Heshen's approach, I don't have time to take care of the business of the Internet café now, this place is mixed, if the management is lax again, and the last account is confused, it will be troublesome.

"Bank?" Huang Chao was puzzled.

I explained, "It's the bank, I'll put the money in it, and you can just take the silver ticket and get it." ”

"It's a good idea. Huang Chao greeted and took the money from me.

The moment he took the money, our fingers touched.

It's definitely accidental.,Particularly pure touch.,Please YY glass plot classmates to face the wall by themselves.。

At that moment, I felt a force pass through me, and suddenly I felt a chill all over my body, my hairs stood on end, and ten shivers were superimposed, and one was surging.

"Xiaoyuan, are you alright?" Huang Chao was the first to notice my pale face.

"Oh no! Separate!" Xiao Hei was like the head teacher of the puppy love student, and split Huang Chao and my hands with one palm, and I watched the red Grandpa Mao being split in half by her, a loser!

"This, this, this...... What's going on?The power of the ugly wood was sucked away by him!" Wang Xianren, who got up from the ground again, also noticed something strange, pointing at Huang Chao and jumping straight, as if his face was not sticking to rice grains but bird feces.