After a big fight, the thin monkey's figure was already a little blurred, the shoulders were not like the shoulders, the butt was not like the buttocks, the head was not like the head, and the feet were not like the feet.

The corner of the table I threw out was an acute triangle, and the sharpest corner popped into it.

And the position of the plugged is exactly ...... Anyway, if a normal person inserts a triangle plate in that part, everyone will call it a "popping chrysanthemum", you know.

The thin monkey waved his arms and roared, directly ignoring Xiao Hei and Wang Xianren, staring at me as a hungry tiger to pounce.

I subconsciously lifted my foot and kicked it in the door.

Poof-

There was a feeling of stepping on a rotten orange under his feet, and the skinny monkey's whole face was dented by my kick, and it staggered back a few steps, but still could not get rid of the inertia of this foot, and finally rolled to the ground.

"The power of the ugly wood! awaken!" Wang Xianren shouted a comic slogan, and beckoned to the thin monkey with his sword, occasionally squeezing his eyebrows at me.

"That's not it, brother is a man with the aura of the protagonist!" I also joined the group fight, and went up and down with Xiao Hei to the thin monkey. The difference is that every time I kick down, I can leave a deep footprint on the skinny monkey, and I don't know how much more force than the two of them.

"Is the power of ugly wood?" Xiao Hei glanced at Wang Xianren lightly: "The person who extracted the power of ugly wood is you?"

Wang Xianren seemed to have won the patent invention award, straightened his chest and said: "It's the old man, little girl, you have a good eye." ”

After defeating the thin monkey, I was in a good mood and intended to tease Wang Xianren, so I pointed at Xiao Hei and said, "Aren't you able to pinch and calculate? ”

Wang Xianren obviously also became interested in Xiao Hei, and arched his hand and said: "This little friend is young, but his Taoism is much higher than that of the old man, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, I don't know who Xiao You is learning from?"

"No one. "Blackie reverts to the iceberg setting.

Watching Wang Xianren eat deflated, I was very happy.

"Xiaoyou, what kind of peerless exercises have you cultivated?" Wang Xianren still didn't give up.

"Nope. Again, the short answer.

"Then ......" Wang Xianren still wanted to find another topic.

"It's over, finally. Xiao Hei stared at the thing on the ground that was twitching or twitching, and said in a low voice: "It's a poor man, he is still tortured like this when he dies, burn it, burn it clean." ”

After saying that, she seemed to be tired, smashed her butt on the sofa, took out a cigarette, and shook it at me, and I went over to light it for her with a very good look.

Xiao Hei simply snatched the lighter from my hand, lit the cigarette, and threw it away, my lighter fell into a puddle on the ground, and Wang Xianren hurriedly threw a pile of napkins as combustion materials to the faint flame of the lighter.

"Damn, that's what you sent me to Sister Xiaoman!" I scratched twice, and finally the zippo lighter slid out of my fingertips.

It was still a little late, and I watched the lighter fall into a puddle of carrion, and I felt very uncomfortable.

In Wang Xianren's eyes, this is like a fight.

I have the power of ugly wood, and I am far stronger than ordinary people in speed and strength.

The lighter was thrown and blocked, and I was slower than Xiao Hei after all.

How terrifying is Blackie's speed? Could it be that she didn't use all her strength in the battle just now?

That's of course.,How to say it's also a ghost in the underworld.,Public officials.,Specializing in all kinds of lonely souls and wild ghosts.,Single-handedly zombies That's a pediatric trick.,I've never questioned Xiao Hei's ability.,I fully understand that she can't use all her strength in front of outsiders.。

"Let's talk about the power of the ugly wood. Seeing that Wang Xianren discharged directly towards Xiao Hei, I quickly changed the topic and said, "Is this power you invented?"

"Not exactly, I first discovered this power through calculations, and then I explored it little by little, and finally created the first trace of ugly wood power a few months ago. Wang Xianren said proudly.

"Superpowers can also be calculated, too fake, right?" I didn't believe it.

"Why can't Halley's Comet be calculated!"

Look, reasonable, in the face of a half-immortal fortune teller, I told him about superstition, he told me about science, how can I talk about it this day?

"Okay, you win, in fact, what I'm most concerned about is, does the power of the ugly wood have any side effects?

That's really my biggest concern right now.

With the power of ugly wood, my waist is not sore, my back is not painful, I don't breathe when I go upstairs, and my liver doesn't tremble when I fight with zongzi, in general it's still very good, if there are no side effects, it's perfect.

"Did you feel any discomfort just now?" Wang Xianren looked concerned, "Tell me, the more detailed the better." ”

"I ...... This ......" Xiao Hei was next to me, I was really embarrassed to speak, after all, "a big living person let the urine be choked" is really not very glorious.

"Do you feel that your lower abdomen is swollen?" Wang Xianren looked quite clinically experienced.

"Yes, yes, yes," I quickly nodded in agreement, "and I still want to go to a small solution." ”

"That's right! It's finally succeeded!" Wang Xianren clapped his hands and said: "The ugly wood power that has just been obtained should all be gathered in the dantian of the human body, and the lower abdomen is swollen and the ugly wood power is a sign of gathering." ”

"Where is the dantian?"

When I was a child, I secretly practiced iron sand palms, poked the two slaps into the rice tank, and was beaten by my mother, so I had to do it, and then my eldest nephew Li Teng claimed to have practiced the magic "Qi Shen Dantian", and immediately felt that he was very remarkable, both civil and military.

It's a pity that I still haven't figured out where the dantian is.

"Three inches below the umbilicus. "Wang Xianren has to help me popularize science.

"No wonder it's holding urine, it's the power of the ugly wood that squeezes the master's bladder. ”

"Ahem," Xiao Hei interjected at the right time, and continued to popularize science: "The pure power of ugly wood not only has no side effects, but also prolongs life and keeps you young. ”

"It's okay to prolong your life, forget about staying young forever, I'll still be like this after a few decades, Xu Xiaoman has become an old lady, I can't stand it. Speaking of excitement, I also hummed two songs: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you......"

"It's a pity that the power of your ugly wood is not pure at all. Xiao Hei put his hand on my wrist, gave me a pulse, and dropped such a sentence with great certainty.

"Grandma, don't you gasp for breath, I just want to be happy!" I protested.

"By the way, is there any origin of the power of the ugly wood?" I asked again as I turned to the Wang Immortal.

"It's too big, and it's scared to death when you say it. Wang Xianren said excitedly: "That is the divine power of the heavenly immortals scattered in the world! If you can collect all 7 parts of the power of the ugly wood and refine it for your own use, you can open the door to the immortal world and become an immortal!"

"Collect 7 copies? How many do I have now? Can we summon the dragon to save the world?"

"Didn't I tell you, I created the power of these ugly trees!" Wang Xianren once again emphasized the importance of his independent research and development, "It's all my fault for being careless, and I don't know when I was targeted, not long after the power of ugly trees was created, it was stolen." ”

"Steal, is it a skinny monkey?" I said, gesturing to a puddle of corpse oil crackling and burning on the ground.

"He's just a poor puppet, there must be someone behind him, and," Wang Xianren glanced at Xiao Hei and said, "I'm afraid that person's Taoism is not below this girl." ”

Is it better than Xiao Hei? Could it be the Lord of Yama? Or is it a genuine immortal?

Xiao Hei just listened, not committal.

"So, you want to take back the power of the ugly wood?" I put my arm around Wang Xianren's shoulders and said, "Which of us is with whom, borrow me to play for a few days." ”

"What are you going to bully men and women?" Wang Xianren shook off my hand, and his face was righteous.

"I'm not afraid you're doing anything?" I replied to his sarcasm

"It's okay to borrow you for a few days, but it's just ......" Wang Xianren dragged a long voice and continued: "This power in your body is still unstable, in case there are any side effects, I am not responsible, let me think about it, what are the side effects of the previous experiments? By the way, you may become a woman, or grow a dog tail, maybe you can also produce photosynthesis, and even save money for food in the future, and ah......"

"Gotta stop! Elder Wang has received his supernatural powers!" I hurriedly hugged his thigh.

"Hehe, kid, are you scared?" said Wang Xianren's face was proud.