Chapter 202 Abbot's Licensed Boiled Eggs [Ask for Subscription]
"Xiao Liu, isn't there someone standing guard outside, this ...... What the hell is going on?" Li Xueying was about to explode. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info have been filming for so many years, and they have traveled from south to north, what hooligans have never seen it? But this is the first time that they have been stolen so badly.
Xiao Liu said: "You also know that everyone is lazy sometimes." ”
Li Xueying rolled her eyes and said, "It's not good to be lazy when you're lazy, you're lazy at this time." Oh my God...... Xiao Liu, you go down the mountain immediately and buy me underwear. I don't go out without underwear. ”
"Sister Xue Ying, this mountain is so big, the person who started it must be someone nearby. Director Yu was already angry, and he led people to rummage around, and the village would also look for it. If you can't find it, be ready to call the police. Don't worry, you'll find it. Xiao Liu said.
Li Xueying cried and laughed: "Even if you find it, will you wear it?" God knows what dirty things those stinky perverts will do with those things. In short, I don't care, I don't wear it if I find it or not! Understood?"
Xiao Liu smiled and said, "Don't worry, Sister Xue Ying, I know what to say." ”
"That's good, go buy it quickly, secretly. If someone asks you what you're doing, you say buy me something to eat. Do you know?" said Li Xueying.
"Got it, I'll go. After Xiao Liu finished speaking, he walked out quickly. As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw a large group of men squatting outside, and their eyes were about to light up.
"What do you want to see, if you want to see the scenery, you are out of play, Sister Xue Ying has not lost it!" Xiao Liu finished speaking, raised his head, and left directly.
Luo Li scratched his head and said, "Lin Dongshi, your news is not reliable." This early in the morning, before dawn, we came to squat, and we were hiding from people, and what were we doing, but we waited for nothing. ”
"You fool, what do you believe when Xiao Liu says? It's all lost, but Li Xueying's hasn't been lost? Do you believe it? If you want to go, you go, I'll squat again." Lin Dongshi said.
When Lao Tao heard this, he looked at Lin Dongshi with disdain and said: "Squat fart, the clothes people wear are so thick, what can you see if you don't wear a bra? I won't wait, I've been unlucky lately, peeping ......"
"What are you stealing?"
When Lao Tao heard this, he immediately burst into tears, what did he do? He didn't do anything! When he looked back, he saw that Yu Guangze had arrived, and he was staring at him with an angry face! Obviously, Yu Guangze had just arrived, and he didn't hear it before, so he heard the sermon stealing.
Seeing this, Lin Dongshi and Luo Li hurriedly got up and said hello.
Lao Tao said with a crying voice: "Director, this has nothing to do with me." I didn't do anything. ”
"Look at your guts, you don't look like you're capable of doing this. Alright, the work over there is yours. Yu Guangze pointed to a pile of things in the distance.
Lao Tao was dumbfounded and shouted, "Director, isn't that a woman's job?"
"The women have all gone down the mountain to buy underwear, if you don't do it, will I do it?" Yu Guangze glared at the beads in his eyes and asked.
"Then why me? So many people. Lao Tao looked at Lin Dongshi, Luo Li and others who were chatting and farting in the distance, and said aggrievedly.
"They run fast, do you blame me for running slowly?" Yu Guangze said as a matter of course.
Lao Tao was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood, and he worked hard. He pondered, he really had to go to the temple to burn incense and worship, he had been moldy for the past two days, and he had stuffed his teeth when he drank cold and white!
At this moment, Li Xueying came out, wearing a thin down jacket, Lao Tao glanced at it subconsciously, and sure enough, he couldn't see anything.
"What are you looking at?" Li Xueying's face was slightly red and she glared at him.
Lao Tao wants to cry without tears, what is really unlucky! Go to work......
Li Xueying tightened her collar and walked around the crew a little uncomfortably, always feeling that everyone's eyes were weird. I couldn't stay here, so I turned my attention to the One Finger Temple.
And at this moment, Fang Zheng is looking at the spectacular scene in front of him with a confused face!
On the roof, there are all kinds of bras, colorful, black, white, pink, underwired, cute, and even funny!
Fang Zheng grabbed it casually, it was silky in his hand, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be a pair of pink lace-edged panties that I don't know who wore them!
Fang Zheng has grown so big, the woman's hands have never touched it, and the underwear has never thought about it, and the pure heart has been so visually impacted, I only feel that my face is red and my ears are red, and my bald head is about to turn red into a braised egg.
Just then, there was a sound of footsteps, and a lone wolf entered, with a bunch of bras hanging from his mouth. The monkey also came in, carrying two pairs of panties, one of which was also put on top of his head, making it look like Panty Superman!
The squirrel also came in, with the bra buttoned around the neck, which was used as a thermal bag.
Fang Zheng's eyes suddenly turned red, and he roared, "Who of you did it? Where did these things come from?"
The squirrel and the monkey subconsciously pointed in the direction of the crew, and the lone wolf spit out all the stolen goods in his mouth with an expression that I didn't know anything.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng's eyes were black, and he almost fainted. Sure enough, they stole the crew, these bastards, it's just ...... It's ...... It's like killing him!
Just as Fang Zheng was about to reprimand them, he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside, and Fang Zheng's heart chuckled, is this the bitter master coming to the door?
Monkeys, lone wolves, squirrels and others don't know the seriousness of the matter, but stealing things is bad after all. Especially the monkeys, who stole chickens and dogs in Baiyun Temple back then, were not less thrown shoes by the monks, so they scratched their ears and cheeks and wanted to run.
Fang Zheng grabbed his tail and pointed to the things on the ground and said: "Dead monkey, do you still want to run?" Tell you, if you don't deal with these things for me, you will eat the back of the head tonight! And you two, don't think that there is nothing wrong with you, hide the things for the poor monk." Otherwise, hum...... I'm going to stew you one by one in a pot tonight. ”
Looking at Fang Zheng's fierce appearance grinding his teeth, the three living treasures obviously knew the seriousness of the matter, so they nodded desperately, indicating that they would definitely complete the task!
At this moment, Li Xueying's voice came from outside: "Master Fangzheng, are you there?"
Fang Zheng sighed, he also wanted to pretend not to be there, the question was that Yizhi Mountain was so big, where could he hide?
So Fang Zheng said loudly: "Donor, wait a minute. Then he glared back at the three living treasures and said, "Clean it up immediately!" When I come back, if I see something outside, the three of you will be finished. ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng pushed the door out and went to the front yard to open the door.
Three living treasures, you look at me, I look at you, and then act quickly and work!
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