Chapter 203: Can't Enter the Backyard [Ask for Subscription]
When it comes to hiding things, the three guys are connoisseurs, wolves dig holes, monkeys go to the roof, and squirrels burrow...... For a while, the room was full of panties flying, bras were hidden everywhere, the meditation room was too small, and the three small things completely developed the entire backyard. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
And Fang Zheng didn't know that the backyard was about to go to heaven, so he opened the temple gate with a smile, put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, female donor, is there something wrong?"
"Can't you come if you're fine?" Li Xueying looked like I'm coming, what kind of expression can you have.
What can Fang Zheng say? Can he still slap people out? So he turned sideways and said: "Of course not, if the donor asks the Buddha to please, if it's okay, the poor monk will go back first." "Fang Zheng is really not worried about his own backyard, although those three little ghosts are clever, but they are not in trouble.
Li Xueying smiled bitterly: "Master Fangzheng, let me tell you the truth, I am here to take refuge." ”
"Refuge?" Fang Zheng was stunned, although he didn't pay much attention to things outside, but after joining the crew, he also checked what "Allure" was, and knew how extraordinary Li Xueying's status was. Will such a woman be in trouble?
"Yes, hey...... I don't know what's going on, our crew was robbed last night. Li Xueying sighed.
Fang Zheng's heart trembled and asked, "The donor was stolen?"
Li Xueying smiled bitterly: "Yes." ”
Fang Zheng looked at the beautiful Li Xueying in front of him, thinking of the pile of underwear on his bed, after all, it was a young man's blood, and his blood was surging, and his head almost turned into a boiled egg, so he quickly recited the Buddhist scriptures silently, and his thoughts shifted, and then he calmed down.
Li Xueying didn't know that this was the king of thieves in front of her, and sighed bitterly: "It's messy outside, and the troublemakers are upset, I'll hide and clean it, it's always okay, right?"
Fang Zheng wanted to say: No, you go out!
However, when these words came out, most of them were about to be exposed, so they could only bite the bullet and smile: "I see, then the donor is free, the poor monk retired first." ”
"Okay, I'll just stay here by myself and not bother the mage. Li Xueying nodded.
Fang Zheng was about to leave, his pupils suddenly dilated, and he saw that on the wall behind Li Xueying, a squirrel with a white panty swished past, and made a detour to enter the Buddhist hall!
"Master Fangzheng, what's wrong?" Li Xueying asked curiously.
Fang Zheng tried to calm down and said, "It's okay, the poor monk should clean the Buddha hall." ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng hurriedly walked into the Buddhist hall, and when he entered the Buddhist hall, Fang Zheng saw the squirrel climbing up the beam of the house, pouting his ass and hiding something.
Fangzheng's old face suddenly turned blue, and the Buddha Hall hid underwear, what did this stupid squirrel's brain think? However, Li Xueying was behind him, and he couldn't open his mouth to reprimand, so he could only endure it, and at the same time kept slapping at the squirrel's fat buttocks, but unfortunately the squirrel had no eyes on his butt to see.
"Master Fangzheng, are you a Bodhi tree?" Li Xueying looked at the emerald green tree in front of her, her heart was very curious, and she was full of doubts when she saw it for the first time. A southern linden tree actually came alive in the north. What's even more bizarre is that it is still spreading in winter...... This frost-resistant ability will be shamed by the trees in the north. In order to make sure that she was not mistaken, she deliberately checked the information, and then asked so as not to be ashamed.
Fang Zheng turned around and said: "It's the Bodhi tree, it was sent by a benefactor back then, it has been dead for many years, and it was a miracle that it suddenly came back to life last year." It's just that in winter, it is also a dead tree. ”
"Flutter ......" Li Xueying was amused by Fang Zheng's words, and said with a smile: "If it is really a Bodhi tree, this is really a miracle, in the winter in the north, the branches and leaves are scattered on the high mountains, tsk...... Master Fangzheng, why is there a flower pot on it?"
"That's a squirrel's nest. After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he suddenly realized something, this dead squirrel wouldn't get anything into the nest, right?
At the same time, the squirrel on the beam of the house trembled, turned around suddenly, and saw Fang Zheng squeaking his eyebrows there, and squeaked: "I have one in my nest." ”
Fang Zheng suddenly had an urge to vomit blood, this was really going to kill him!
At this moment, Li Xueying said: "Can I climb up and take a look? What an interesting nest, does your squirrel live here?"
Fang Zheng was startled, hurriedly came out, folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, donor, the Bodhi tree is a sacred tree of Buddhism, and it is not suitable to climb." ”
Hearing this, Li Xueying stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm just going to say it." ”
Fang Zheng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, if this was really going up, Fang Zheng should really cry.
"Master Fangzheng, can I go to the backyard to have a look?" Li Xueying is really curious, Fang Zheng's whole temperament is not bad, and the most important thing is that he is the first time that Li Xueying has met a man who can snatch all her plays away in the play for so many years! She is very curious, what kind of environment has cultivated such a wonderful thing! She can talk about the scriptures all night, and she can't get tired of listening to them. She has completely lost her self-confidence when she can act......
Fang Zhengxin said: I'm really afraid of something, hey.
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donor, the backyard is a place where poor monks live, and it is not open to the public. ”
"That's a shame. Huh? Is that your wolf? The villagers say it's a wolf, can I see him?" Li Xueying saw a big tail behind the backyard door, and the dirt under the tail was flying around, obviously digging something.
Fang Zheng really wanted to go over and kick this dead wolf's ass, you dig a pit and bury something, can you find a good place? ”
After speaking, the moment Fang Zheng turned around, his face was blue, and the Sprinkle family was about to kill!
As a result, there were footsteps behind him, and Fang Zheng hurriedly turned around, only to see Li Xueying quietly following. Seeing that it was discovered, Li Xueying's face was slightly red, and she said, "I just want to see it...... Really?"
Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "Female donor, this is a place where poor monks live, and it is not suitable for female donors to enter." ”
"It's okay, you just treat me as a man, you look at my short hair, my parents have always treated me as a man. Oops, the dog came out. Li Xueying said.
Fang Zheng turned his head, the sound of high heels behind him sounded, the fragrant wind blew on the side, Fang Zheng was so frightened that he raised his leg to the dog's butt is kick, no matter what, he couldn't show Li Xueying those things, otherwise he couldn't explain it clearly when he jumped into the Yellow River!
As a result, the lone wolf jumped up with a roar, turned his head and shouted with a confused expression: "Abbot, what are you kicking me for? Can't you dig a pit and pee?
Fang Zheng looked at the wet pit on the ground, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Fang Zheng didn't care about the lone wolf, and said: "Female donor, be careful, this wolf is quite fierce." ”