I never expected that the next customer from Difu would be an old lady.

When Xiao Hei appeared with the old lady in his arms, 18 and other hell visitors had already moved to the Mani Hotel to enjoy four-star service, what is four-star service? Actually, I don't know, anyway, according to Bai Qi's feedback, someone always called the soldiers in the middle of the night, and as soon as they picked up, the other party asked enchantingly: "Sir, do you need service?"

On the first day I moved in, a little soldier asked for service without knowing it, and after a while, a scantily clad girl came to knock on the door, and when the door opened, the girl saw the two little soldiers in the house, and said in surprise: "Yo~ It's very good at playing, but let's talk about it first, three people have to add money." ”

The girl took off as she spoke, and the two fourteen or fifteen-year-old little soldiers were so frightened that their faces turned red, and they sat on the edge of the bed holding hands and shoulder-to-shoulder, and did not dare to move, and stammered for a long time: "Sister, what are you doing?"

When the girl saw the appearance of the two of them, she rolled her eyes and scolded: "Dead friends! Delay the old lady's business!" After saying that, she left angrily.

The professional soldiers, headed by Bai Qi, had a strict work style, and the next day they issued a series of rules and regulations, such as "Eight Regulations on Not Being Able to Accept Service" and "Putting an End to Spiritual Corruption, Start with Me."

There is a strange scene in the lobby of the Mani Hotel: 18 men of all ages, generally dark-skinned, occupy three corners of the lobby every morning, and they are talking about words and sometimes sparking heated discussions. If you look closely, it is Bai Qi's 18 pro-soldiers, they are divided into 3 groups, each group of 6 people, organized by the group leader to learn the new system together.

On the other hand, and Shen Cao Cao and others, a few old guys are not idle, 18 when learning the system, the old guys just finished playing all-night poker, took a shower, ate a free breakfast sent by the hotel, and fell asleep, very comfortable.

A few days down, fighting the landlord, fighting for the top, hoeing the earth, arching pigs, upgrading, fried golden flowers, dry staring and other ways to play have been familiar with the road, the people on the table have a small book, I picked it up and looked, a dime a handful, Huang Chao has won more than 30 yuan, and the rest of the people look a little depressed.

I suspect that Huang Chao's pair of goldfish eyes have a perspective function, and the next time he is there, he will have to let Xu Xiaoman wear more.

Zhao Gao learned poker fortune-telling somewhere, and the visitors to hell have already been counted by him. I often hear him say, "Judging from the hexagrams, you were either rich or expensive in your previous life. "You killed too much in your last life. "You are short of water in your life, and you lost in the water war in your last life. ”

Rub rub rub, do you need to say?

On this day, I came to visit everyone, everyone was playing, and they didn't have time to pay attention to me, Zhao Gao suddenly rushed out of the corner of the room, took my hand and said: "The old man watched the sky at night, and found that Xiaoyuan's Yintang was black, and I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster recently." ”

Zhao Gao is already moving closer to the professional half-fairy, I don't know where to get a pair of round sunglasses, the deliberately grown white beard has not yet grown into shape, quite messy, like an old alpaca, I smiled: "You can see my seal hall when you look at the sky? Am I J-15 or Boeing?"

Zhao Gao said trickyly: "Anyway, there is a bloody disaster." ”

I hugged Cao Cao, who went to the toilet, and said to Zhao Gao: "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will close the door and let Brother Cao go, so that you can see what the bloody disaster is." ”

Zhao Gao shrank his neck and wanted to slip away, Cao Cao smiled and said, "Xiaoyuan, you are the dog!"

Not far away, he Shenyi threw the cards and called: "Three with two, Lao Cao is coming back, I have five left!"

Huang Chao was forcibly replaced from the poker table with the unanimous consent of everyone because he always won money, and when he saw me, his eyes lit up and said: "Xiaoyuan is here! Come and play two with my brother, it's okay not to count the money!"

I got angry and shouted, "What about your wishes, what about your dreams? Do you want to hide in this ...... for the rest of your life?" This one...... A place that doesn't belong to you? Brother Cao, half of the world was yours back then! Brother Zhao! The Great Qin State can let you be defeated, what about your ability back then? He Shen! You will disgrace your emperor's in-laws! And you! Brother Huang, you revolt, you revolt...... Eh, you didn't succeed in the uprising back then......"

Huang Chao jumped up and grabbed Li Yuan.

Li Yuan, suddenly.

End of book.

Well, that's not the way it is.

Huang Chao's eyes were indeed puffed out, but he scratched his head and said slowly: "Xiaoyuan also has some truth. ”

He Shen Cao Cao glanced at each other, put down the cards in his hand, and Cao Cao spread his hands, "Why don't we make another reversal, and then three points, no, four points of the world to play?" ”

This proposal was quickly supported by Huang Chao, the representative of the rebels, "It's still five points, and give Xiaoyuan a place as well." ”

At the critical moment, Brother Huang was still worried about me, and I decided that I would never run him again in the future.

The good old man and Shen echoed: "Don't forget, there is also Sister Daji, and Lao Bai." ”

Huang Chao emphasized: "Lao Bai's 18 pro-soldiers don't count. ”

Cao Cao said: "Of course, at most, he will be counted as a shareholder of technical talents, and he will be given more places." ”

At the end, He Shen asked, "Xiaoyuan, who is sitting here today?"

The key point is that I am not sure whether the book will be directly harmonious as soon as this answer comes out.

Zhao Gao saw that I was silent, and came forward to shake his head and said: "The old man watches the sky at night, I am afraid that the general trend of the world will be ......."

Everyone: "Cut!"

Out of the hotel room, I saw Xiao Hei from afar learning Lei Feng to do good deeds - she was holding an old lady, walking very slowly, I looked, our ideological consciousness can not be lower than Hei impermanence, quickly ran up two steps, and helped the old lady from the other side.

"Yo, Sister Hei, brought grandma here, hello grandma!"

The old lady seemed to have a good background, and patted my hand, "This offspring is a courtesy, I like it when I look at it, have you found a partner?"

"Ahh......h That one...... I'm afraid there is a generation gap between the two of us, so it's not suitable. ”

Xiao Hei said expressionlessly: "Officially introduce, this is Wu Zetian." ”

I was stunned, I didn't dare to look directly at Tianwei anymore, and bowed my head and said, "Give it to the queen...... No, the Queen Mother...... No, Your Majesty, please be in peace. ”