The woman who has been an emperor is really different. Although this old lady is dressed ordinarily, she has a kind of extravagance that ordinary people can hardly match, even if she looks at you with such a smile, you don't dare to make a mistake.

Two days ago, I dreamed that Xiao Hei received a dozen emperors from me, but I didn't expect to really receive them today, and she is still the only female emperor in our history.

The existence of the Empress is similar to that of a female doctor, and there are three genders in this world: men, women, and female doctors...... Ah, and the Empress.

I can't help but sigh with emotion, one thing descends to one thing, they are all people who have owned the world, I dare to open my mouth and close my mouth to Cao Cao's mother, all kinds of cordial greetings to the female direct family of others, but for this empress, I really can't wipe that face.

I smiled and said, "You've worked hard all the way, or let's stay here first, and you can call me Xiaoyuan later." ”

Here, Cao Cao shouted through the door: "Xiaoyuan, bring me some bottles of Coke!

I yelled, "You call and ask for it!"

Cao Cao said angrily: "Mother, how expensive it is here, Lao Tzu wants to save you some money!"

I opened the door and said with a smile: "It's okay, Brother Cao, you report Li Teng's name, don't want money." ”

Cao Cao looked at a few Coke bottles on the ground regretfully, "You didn't say it earlier." ”

The Empress couldn't help but be curious, glanced twice into the room, and asked, "These must be celebrities, right?"

"Hehe, not really. I pointed to the little old man with two white stripes on his face and said, "This is Cao Cao." ”

"Yo!" sighed the Empress.

When these historical celebrities lived in their own dynasties, which one of them was not the master who was lonely and sought defeat from a high place, because of this, it was easy for them to have sympathetic feelings for historical celebrities from different periods with themselves.

As soon as the four people in the room saw a new face, they all stood up, and He Shen asked, "This old sister has a very good face, and she also came from the underworld?"

Xiao Hei nodded slightly, everyone was no longer entangled, and the empress shook hands with Cao Cao generously, "I have always admired Mengde's talent in employing people, and I really ...... when I saw it today" No wonder she couldn't find the words, who had to let me praise an old man who had just gotten off the gambling table and had two white stripes on his face, I had to beat him, "Sure enough...... Ah, not ordinary. ”

Cao Cao peeled off the white stripes on his face, smiled and apologized for his gaffe, Zhao Gao came up and said, "Eldest sister, I'll calculate a hexagram for you when I have time, and you are not allowed to ask for money." ”

The Empress was puzzled: "Xiaoyuan, you also have a monk here, kill and kill, they are all liars." ”

I was terrified, I was in a cold sweat, this old lady seemed to have a common language with Huang Chao, and sure enough, Huang Chao looked at her with bright eyes, and said excitedly: "Can't kill! He still owes me 3 yuan 2!"

Zhao Gao introduced himself: "My name is Zhao Gao, and I am by His Majesty the Emperor's side...... Ahh ”

Isn't it just a eunuch, this old boy is still embarrassed.

"It turned out to be you, and I have studied your deeds repeatedly. Zhao Gao showed a smug expression, and the empress continued: "Take you as a model, and if there is anyone among the ministers who behaves similarly to you, I will kill them." ”

Zhao Gao shrank his neck and retreated to the corner, "That, the eldest sister was a heroine in the middle of women in her last life, and if you come to me for fortune telling in the future, I will give you a 75% discount." ”

He Shen couldn't help but ask, "Who is this eldest sister?"

The Empress said calmly: "Wu, Mei Niang." ”

He Shen exclaimed, "Your Majesty!"

Cao Cao and Zhao Gao must have heard of Wu Zetian's deeds in the underworld, and expressed their admiration, but only Huang Chao trotted away and hid far away.

I just remembered that this guy made Li Tang Jiangshan's rebellion, although Wu Zetian also took the world of the old Li family - for a while, he played the whole Zhou Dynasty - but after all, after people had fun, they still abdicated and returned the country to the old Li family, which is like a daughter-in-law temporarily keeping property, after all, it is a family, which makes sense logically.

But Huang Chao is different, he made Li Tang Jiangshan's opposite, that is, he robbed the country with the empress's grandson of an unknown number of generations, which belonged to the invasion of foreign powers. I glanced at poor Huang Chao, and I couldn't bear it, so I asked Wu Zetian: "Do you know what happened to the old Li family's world?"

The Empress said lightly: "It's just a change of dynasty, and it will always be replaced by the old Wang family, the old Zhao family, and the old Liu family, and there is nothing new." ”

I tentatively asked, "Looks like you've seen it a long time ago." ”

I underestimated the shrewdness of this group of imperial generals, and when she saw my eyes, she glanced at Huang Chao hiding behind Zhao Gao from time to time, and asked, "Which brother is it, I don't know it yet." ”

Huang Chao was shouted by a woman, and the old face couldn't hang up after all, and stood up and looked at death as if he were home: "My name is Huang Chao." ”

The Empress said to me, "This ear is very good, and he also came from the underworld?"

I laughed dryly and said, "He's with you...... The grandson had a fight, which made the old Li family choke enough, but then it still made you heavy...... The grandson was killed. ”

The Empress said generously: "Since we are all people who have died once, I think the previous things will be written off." ”

Huang Chao nodded like pecking rice, and I muttered, "I hope Tang Taizong can also have a mind like you, and he is not guilty of his wife who slept with his son and robbed him of his country." ”

The Empress: "What did you say, Xiaoyuan?"

Me: "It's nothing, you are broad-minded and have a lot of blessings, such as the East China Sea Shoubi Nanshan descendants full of ......"

Taking advantage of the time when the empress was greeting everyone, Xiao Hei dragged me and let me out, I told the four of them to take care of the empress, don't be lazy, and then followed Xiao Hei out, and when I turned around and closed the door, I saw Cao Cao unscrew a bottle of Coke and hand it to Wu Zetian.

Xiao Hei said: "Wu Zetian's way of coming is different from others, I have been going back to the underworld to go through the formalities for her to come over in the past few days." ”

I smiled and said, "What are the procedures? visa or passport?"

Xiao Hei said solemnly: "Let me give you a reminder first, if Wu Zetian has a slight mistake in your place, you just wait for the real heavenly thunder to roll down and cut down, even the king of Hades can't protect us." Seeing that I was successfully bluffed by her, Xiao Hei continued: "What I will tell you next belongs to the secret of Difu No. 0, God knows that you know and I know. ”