On this trip to Hainan, it was finally confirmed that the people who were going to go were me, Xu Xiaoman, He Shen, Zhao Gao, Cao Cao, Xiao Hei, Li Teng, and Daji, a total of eight people.

Huang Chao was going to go, but then he didn't resist the temptation of riding around Qinghai Lake, and quit after signing up.

I gave him an off-road bike, and the old boy got on the road first.

To my surprise, Xu Xiaoman generously agreed to go with everyone. She said: "People are here to join you, and if you throw people here and leave by yourself, it's too unrighteous, and it's a big deal for us to travel economically." ”

Once again, I sighed from the bottom of my heart: all the good luck in this life has been used to marry a daughter-in-law.

Sure enough, this statement was extremely effective, and other things began to continue to be complicated.

The first is to book a flight.

When Xu Xiaoman asked everyone to ask for ID cards, He Shen didn't give it back to him, and Zhen Zhen said: "No! Xiaoyuan said, if you lose this, you can't ride the big iron bird, so no one can give it." ”

Xu Xiaoman didn't fight with him, so he hung him, collected other people's ID cards one by one, and then said to He Shen: "I use my ID card to buy tickets for everyone now, Lao He, if you don't give me your ID card, don't think about riding the big iron bird!"

He Shen is not a loser, as soon as he saw that others had given it, he obediently handed over his ID card.

I was amazed by Xu Xiaoman's methodical and quick work efficiency, and I couldn't help but imagine: if we had so many children on a football team in the future, she would definitely be able to manage the children obediently

I was sitting on the sofa, Xu Xiaoman frowned and said to me, "Su Su's ID card is lost, what should I do?"

"Ahh......h

Before I finished speaking, Xu Xiaoman had already given me a big roll of the eyes, "Isn't it just a loss of an ID card? Beauty, there will always be a little bit of a loss, don't you men still think it's cute? ”

The friendship between women is really incomprehensible. If you dare to say bad things about your wife's best friend, your wife will be the first to stand up and scold you, as if your baby daughter has been defiled and played, but don't think that it's okay to praise your wife's best friend is the right solution, that is even more tricky to death, because your wife will have the first doubt of "do you like her", then you have to use a hundred ways to prove that you still love your wife and only love her.

In the final analysis, there are no more than three reasons for a woman to break up with a man: first, her girlfriend doesn't like you, second, her girlfriend has a crush on you, and third, she thinks you have a crush on her girlfriend.

Of course, if her best friend had a boyfriend, things would be much easier.

So, I moved Li Teng out as soon as possible.

"My wife is right, what a big deal, let Li Teng make up for it. ”

At this time, Xu Xiaoman was finally satisfied, "By the way, isn't Xiao Hei Li Teng's ex-girlfriend?

I almost forgot about this stubble, Xu Xiaoman still remembers.

Don't lie, it's okay, it's so tiring to lie.

It's just not round, I don't care and say, "Hey, you care about him, what's wrong with her." ”

Xu Xiaoman said enthusiastically: "I think Xiao Hei is good, let my grandmother introduce her to a partner, so that she won't see Li Teng and Su Su together." ”

I said, "Ordinary people, I'm afraid she can't look down on her." ”

Besides, even if she likes it, people don't dare to obey her, how fat is the courage of a man who dares to take the impermanence of the underworld, so can't he have gallstones?

Xu Xiaoman asked, "What kind of man does Xiao Hei like?"

"I said aunt, let's book the ticket first, and then gossip for a while, the special ticket will be gone. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, you didn't remind me. ”

Xu Xiaoman hurriedly woke up the sleeping computer to book tickets, and I was clear for a while.

I have to say that Li Teng's work efficiency is quite high, especially for things related to Daji, no, Daji's ID card was reissued within 3 days, and when I checked the ticket, the economy class of the same plane had been booked, so I had to book a first-class ticket, and everyone was finally on a plane.

The second trouble is catching a plane.

That day, we almost missed the plane.

On the first night of the trip, Zhao Gao proposed to call everyone who couldn't go on the trip to have a meal together, and I readily agreed.

There are many people who eat hot pot, but I far underestimate the combat effectiveness of the generals, a plate of meat in the pot, and when I fished it, the meat was gone, the vegetables were gone, and there was only a pot of spicy meat left, oh, fortunately, I also caught a piece of crispy sausage.

Everyone sat at 3 tables, and each table was basically in this situation.

After a few bottles of beer, Xu Xiaoman said to me: "You friends are really funny." ”

I snatched a piece of meat from the pot and hurriedly sandwiched it into Xu Xiaoman's bowl, "Don't just drink, you eat something." ”

Xu Xiaoman smiled: "Don't worry, you eat first, I'll wait for a while." ”

is as reserved as Xu Xiaoman, and Shen Zhao Gao are two Wenchen.

In this way, I vigorously joined the army of meat grabbers, and people kept coming forward to toast, and the 18 pro-soldiers of Bai Qi were even more energetic to pour me, and I drank too much after a while, and I couldn't wait to take off my shirt and throw off my arms to eat and drink with them, like bandits, for a while with Cao Cao, for a while with Bai Qi to fight for wine, Ximenqing also wanted to drag me to talk about women, I rejected him with the last trace of reason.

Ya just wants to trick me!

None of the above is the point, the point is that the next day we all had diarrhea.

What's worse is that we don't have an airport in this small third-tier city, so we have to catch an early morning train to the provincial capital first, and then take an airport bus for an hour to reach the airport.

Can you imagine 8 people looking for a bathroom on a bullet train?

Not only did we occupy the toilets of this car, but we also occupied the toilets of the three adjacent cars. So much so that the conductor mistook the toilet of the four carriages for a breakdown, and opened one with an emergency key, only to see Zhao Gao trembling and pulling his pants, trembling with panic on his face.

"Girl, what are you going to do?"

The flight attendant slammed the door in horror. This fright scared Zhao Gao's diarrhea, anyway, the old boy was stunned until he got off the train and went to the public toilet at the train station to solve it.

Considering everyone's physical condition, we didn't take the airport bus, but took two buses.

As a result, a trip that the taxi driver will never forget appeared again, every time he passed by a place with a toilet, everyone would ask to stop, and then 8 people would go into the toilet one by one.

I can imagine that when the two taxi drivers mention us in the future, they will definitely start with "I've pulled a few stupid X's, it's too funny, you will never think of it".

The journey was difficult and bumpy, and when I finally arrived at the airport, I paid 800 yuan for a taxi and was distressed.

Looking at the watch, it was not good, it took off in 40 minutes, and the group had to run wildly, and Cao Cao even picked up Zhao Gao and Shen one by one.

When he passed through the security check, something went wrong again, and Cao Cao was almost arrested for the reason: carrying a controlled knife.

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