My fifth brother in society, people don't talk much, this is a summary of the life of the mold five in the past 20 years. Why is it called the fifth brother, because my name is moldy five, at that time the father drank too much, and the neighbor bragged that he would give birth to five babies in the future, all of them are dragons and phoenixes among the people, the neighbor pouted, looked at the father's belly below, took a bath together, who doesn't know who is a few pounds and a few taels, you still want to give birth to five, it is difficult to give birth to both. Dad was not convinced, and his mother was crazy about making people, but the boss came out, in order to inspire five, he named mold five, and then there was no more, mold five is the only seedling...

Why don't you talk much, maybe because of the name, from birth to the present, at least 5 times a day unlucky, who can talk more, doesn't it mean that the wind will flash your tongue?

"Fifth brother, which examination room will you be in tomorrow" Sun Bukong asked Mold Five.

Room 303 of No. 1 Middle School"

"Amitabha, Buddha bless, let's have one examination room" Sun Bukong cried with joy.

"Fifth brother, tomorrow's college entrance examination, let's go relax today, how about eating, washing feet, and karaoke?" Sun Bukong looked so proud, as if he had been admitted to Qinghua Beida.

"You also know that tomorrow's college entrance examination, no, I have to go home and review" Mildew Wu said indifferently.

"You can pull it down, you said that the top two in the grade, have our brothers chartered the venue for three years in high school, and they are still admitted to university..."Sun Bukong rolled his eyes.

Sun Bukong pulled Lamil Five, and whispered, "Fifth brother, my dad said, the exam is just a scene, he has prepared the money, and he will be sent to the university, I have been arguing with my dad for 3 days, let him take you with him, how about it, it's not interesting enough." ”

Mold Wu was moved in his heart, "It's not empty, you..."

"Stop, we are good brothers for life, don't say hypocrisy, smoke" Sun Bukong threw a Chinese root to the fifth brother.

"Damn, when will the fire be turned up so big" What Mold Five didn't know was that yesterday Dad brought a piece of pork belly back, and when he saw that there was still a little hair on it, he adjusted the lighter to the maximum singe, and today Mold Wu put this lighter in his pocket, Sun Bukong hurried over, touched Mold Five's eyebrows, burned a handful, and smelled the air with a smell of barbecue!

may have inherited Dad's excellent genes, Moldy Five is a fat man, or a fat man with a height of 180 and a weight of 200... The protagonist can make people handsome to death, and mildew can make people ugly and cry... Why is the gap so big, if this is in the TV series, the villain who was killed by the protagonist in the first episode in seconds! Sun Bukong's father Sun Dakong is the richest man in Yingzhou, and his family is rich, no one knows, anyway, he is very rich. Sun Bukong is a thin man, how thin he is, like his ancestor, Sun Wukong, maybe there is really some origin, Sun Bukong also likes to play with sticks, his father Sun Dakong, afraid that he is too thin and weak, bullied by others, so he invited him Muay Thai king, taekwondo champion, karate black belt 4 master to teach his son self-defense, even Brother Sen came for a few days to teach Sun Bukong boxing, but this kid is invulnerable, water and fire are not invasive, are not willing to learn, and later went to the street to wander, in the night market met a juggler, the stick played very slippery, so the stalker apprenticed to learn art, in terms of sticks, Sun Bukong is indeed talented, studied for a year, even took a stick and a brick to beat the school bully, since then he has become famous, known as the first master of the eighteen! Sun Dakong is also very emotional, or the ancestors are awesome, sticks and bricks, the gods are also difficult, fighting artifacts. Sun Bukong is a sworn friend of the mildew five, how iron the relationship between the two is, they have been through the same window together, they have been guns together, kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, both of them are from the same school, the same class, and they are all at the same table, and you are writing to these two people at the same table.

In other words, Sun Bukong, this kid is so excited for Mao in the college entrance examination tomorrow, because he has an examination room for mold five, and mold five is so excited for Mao, because he is unlucky, he is unlucky, he is so excited for Mao, because the exam is a cheating artifact, and when the fifth brother ticks the test questions, you will cross it, and it will never be wrong, it is a multiple-choice question, ABCD4 options, let's choose one of the five brothers, let's exclude 75% The probability of choosing the right one is not, then we won't win at the starting line, although Sun Dakong has arranged it, maybe one more point is one point, this is the personality charm of our fifth brother, how to say it, beauties always like to play with people who are uglier than themselves, and unlucky people always like to play with people who are more unlucky than themselves, that's the reason.

Tomorrow's college entrance examination, in order to cheer up Mildew, my mother made a table of dishes.

"Little Wu, tomorrow's college entrance examination, don't be nervous, it's best if you can be admitted to college, it doesn't matter if you can't pass the exam, I'm going to sell pork with your father and me," Moldy Daddy Moldy Future gritted his toothpick and said.

"Dad, I want to go to college," said Mildew Wuyi seriously.

", we have to look at our strength to get to university, right, when did you jump out of the circle of the bottom ten in the class. "Mildew is almost roaring.

“。。。 "It seems to be true, the penultimate one has to go down to the restaurant to celebrate, but I'm your own son, don't hit people in the face, you still hit the crackling sound, which pot can't be opened.

"Get out of the way, do you say that about your son, the college entrance examination will be tomorrow, you can't cheer up our son" It's better to be a mother.

"Little five, come on" Mom clenched her little fists and made an effort, and then, and then there was no more... Obviously, mom is also very pragmatic!

Then the old couple washed and slept, and when the fifth brother passed by their room, he heard the two muttering again.

"I said Lao Mold, is the old king and his daughter who killed pigs reliable, I think he looks older than me, can he be worthy of our son?"

"Look at our son, this looks the same as me, this weight is blue, you still pick that, you know how many singles there are now, if we don't worry, this kid can find a daughter-in-law..."

"Hey..."Mom sighed helplessly!

Mildew shivered, almost scared to pee, like the flower girl and the great god in the Xing Ye movie carved out of a Mozi! That appearance is definitely worse than death, life is loveless!

Tomorrow is the college entrance examination day, for every hard-working student, it is a major event in life, mold five is also tossing and turning, turning over and over can not sleep, thinking back on the nearly 20 years of life experience, it seems that there is really nothing worth missing, kindergarten and children fight to grab apples, was beaten wow wow scream, after school is dad to see, how can my baby son be bullied, directly dragged mildew five to find the kindergarten principal theory, the principal said, the perpetrator is the little baby, and then pointed to a little girl who looks like a Barbie doll, dad snapped over, mold five knot was slapped firmly, dad dropped a sentence, a fat man who can't even beat a girl, shame!

When the fifth brother was born in a fat man, after passing five levels and cutting six generals, he finally got his wish and dragged a sharp uncle across the road, the corners of his uncle's mouth twitched, boy, I just crossed the opposite side, and you dragged me back again, what do you mean!

Thinking about it, there is still no sleepiness, but there is a sense of shit, or the kind of water that is rolling in the east of the Yangtze River, and hurriedly rushed into the toilet from the bedroom, the pace was too enthusiastic, alarming the sleeping meow monster, the cat jumped gorgeously, hit the vase with his head, the vase was broken, and then the mold five stepped on the water in the bottle and slipped, and fell with a big butt, which is nothing, the key is that the mold five is held to the limit, and the volcano erupted...

"My Day"

Mildew five habitually rubbed his buttocks, and there was a lump of yellow things stuck to his hands.

"Holy Damn Me"

Moldy Five habitually shook his hand, his hand touched the broken glass of the vase, and his fingers bled out.

"Unloading"

Mildew Wu habitually holds his fingers in his mouth, the key is that we still have on our hands!

"Fak, Fak, Fak..."Mildew rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, and hit the street gorgeously...

Mom and Dad rushed to hear the sound, sniffed their noses, looked at the moldy five who had fallen to the ground, and then went back to the house to continue sleeping, obviously accustomed to it...

It is said that the four sorrows of life drink soup and drink a bosom, pee a shoe, wipe the stomach and poke the paper, fart and bring out the shit, how sad it is to eat shit, five words, sadness flows backwards. Moldy five brushed his teeth 8 times, his teeth were almost gone, and he still felt that his mouth stinked like eating, he was wrong, not like, he really ate it, and when he thought of this stubble, he vomited again, and he vomited 8 times, and the stomach acid was vomited. There is no need to wash the pants, and the mold five directly wrapped it in a plastic bag and threw it in the trash, and the bag was beautiful, and tied a bow, and the next day, the old lady who picked up the tatters scolded, which killed a thousand knives and wrapped a bag of, I ......

It's going to be 1 o'clock soon, and I can't sleep, in fact, there is no pressure on the mold five, with strength, hey, does the mold five have the strength, by luck, jokes, some of the mold five are bad luck, the results of the college entrance examination have come out, and there will not even be a little accident! No, there are still accidents, if if Sun Bukong's father Sun Dakong can do it.

Where is the meaning of life, the fifth brother is just an ordinary little person, wrong, the fifth brother is not ordinary, the fifth brother is an unlucky egg!

When the fifth brother was thinking about life, there was a thunderclap in the sky, and there were many Chen camp chiefs underground, that was nonsense! The fifth brother had an old man in his mind, but it was true. The old man in the protagonist is all fairy bones, and at first glance he is a master and a master, but the old man in our fifth brother's mind is the reincarnation of the beggar gang, and his body is either a strip of cloth or a sack.

"Ahaha, I, Wu Lao Liu, have finally seen the light of day. "Our Super Boss is shining and gorgeous, albeit not in good shape...