Chapter 2: The Life Story of Moldy Five
"Who are you" asked habitually.
"I am..."Wu Lao Liu replied habitually.
"Bah, why do we say bird language" Wu Lao Liu spat out.
In fact, the English level of the fifth brother is also in the kindergarten, if you really speak English to him, the fifth brother must be confused, and the sky is full of little stars.
"Don't bother me, I'm insomnia" Mildew Wu thought he was dreaming, how many levels he said, talking about insomnia with people in his dreams, and no one else.
"My grass" mildew five danced Jackson's crotch dance in his mind, but it looks like a square dancing aunt, so it seems to be a bit demeaning to the level of aunts, you can imagine the funny feeling of a 200 plus fat man jumping up and down with his little brother.
"What's going on?" "Mold Wu only felt that an electric current extended from his head to his little brother, and it instantly hardened, and the most shameful thing was that he shot instantly...
"Boy, are you sober?Can you talk well, do you want to make your little toothpick gone, such a big one, it's really useless, I think I... cough cough cough, let's get down to business first" Wu Lao Liu said obscenely.
"That, senior, no, sixth brother... There's something to say..."Mildew Wu said with a confused face.
"What sixth brother, called Xing Ye," Wu Lao Liu corrected.
"Aren't you called Wu Lao Liu, Master Xing, that's our idol" Mold Wu muttered quietly.
"Ah, I'm grass, again" Mildew shot again. It's so shameful to be intoxicated!
"Boy, I solemnly tell you, my name is Night Star Trace, not Wu Lao Liu, Wu Lao Liu is bald, I said it wrong!" said, straightened his hair, behind his hands, he looked like a tall man, but with that cloth strip and that sack, it was all slippery and obscene.
"Nani, still play like this, I still think Wu Lao Liu's name is kind, right, Sixth Brother "Mold Wu is unyielding!"
"It's called Xingye"
"Sixth Brother"
"Star Master"
"Sixth Brother"
"Six Stars"
"Forget it, the sixth brother is the sixth brother, let's get down to business. Wu Lao Liu said speechlessly, even the author likes Wu Lao Liu, do you still want such a popular name as Night Star Scar, is it possible?
"Sixth brother, am I dreaming, this is too real. "Although Mold Five likes to read fantasy novels since junior high school, and fantasizes that he is the protagonist, what a tiger body is shocked, and beauties from all over the world come to vote, just because of reading these unnutritious cool articles, Mold Five has been punished by the teacher!
"Dream of your uncle, do you know how much effort and how much price I spent to get out of that place and find you?" Wu Lao Liu said angrily.
"Sixth brother, what are you looking for me to do?" said Mold Go.
"Of course I'm here to save you, you are the heir of the sect hand-picked by the old man, and your identity is precious," Wu Lao Liudao.
"So I am Qiao Ling'er, the reincarnation of the Buddha, I have the luck to become rich and handsome in seconds, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the pinnacle of life," Mildew Wu covered his face and squatted on the ground, pouting his ass and laughing.
"Papapa" Wu Lao Liu couldn't see it, and he hit the mold five heads three times, and the eyes of the mold five were full of gold stars, and his limbs twitched.
"You are indeed lucky, but this luck is bad luck. Wu Lao Liudao, there was deep worry in his eyes.
"It is said that Pangu opened the world back then..."Wu Lao Liudao.
"I know Gu Ye," Mildew replied.
"You know, don't interject when I speak. Wu Lao Liu kicked Mildew Five's buttocks.
"It is said that Pangu opened the world back then..."Wu Laoliu paused, squinted at Mold Five, saw that Mold Wu was silent, cleared his throat, and continued, "The king of Pangu, the head of the dragon and the snake body, shh After death, the bone joints are mountains and forests, the body is rivers and seas, the blood is Huai, and the hair is grass and trees. ”
I know this, that's what it's written on Baidu, Mold Wu thought to himself, and then Wu Lao Liu squinted at Mold Wu again. Mold Wu hurriedly pricked up his ears to indicate that he was listening carefully.
"Although this Pangu is the god of the ancients, the five elements of the chaotic body, can absorb the chaotic gas, the mana is boundless, but the creation of heaven and earth is unpredictable, there are still its absorption and refining can not be excreted, Pangu will be refining impurities to excrete out, how to excrete it, is to pull it out, after Pangu turned into a way, this piece of absorbs the chaotic gas of Pangu, because it is excrement, itself is an extremely special existence, no one can figure out where this piece of Pangula is, and where it finally goes. You must know that it is the great god of Pangu, even if one of his hairs is an invincible existence, let alone such a big piece of?" Wu Lao Liu drank a sip of Coke and continued, stop, where is the Coke from? Let the author explain, Mold Wu looked around blankly, the original empty space, was transformed into a villa by Wu Lao Liu's kung fu to speak, what LCD TV, refrigerator, bed, boss chair in the villa, all there, Wu Lao Liu sat leisurely on the boss chair and played with the computer, drank Coke, and pouted, the things made by this birdman are not as delicious as Puti tea.
"Sixth brother, do you mean that I should find this piece of, and then turn into Batman to maintain world peace? Mold Wu said with a sad face.
"Bat, your sister, you said that you have atmospheric luck, and that's right, you are the Nth generation reincarnation of that piece of shit, don't you think you are particularly unlucky?"
"Don't say it, it's really unlucky, wait, you are the reincarnation of, your whole family is the reincarnation of!" Is he the reincarnation of Pangu's!
"That little five, you're just the reincarnation of a piece of, and you're not a piece of, don't mind, don't mind. Wu Lao Liu said that he laughed.
"It's a very serious topic, why was it taken crooked by you?" Wu Lao Liu looked at the mold five who was still tangled, and continued, "Where did you talk about it just now? Yes, a piece of from Pangu, you have to know that Pangu has pulled out this piece of from birth to incarnation, and it is an existence that even Pangu can't refine, how awesome!"
"No matter how powerful it is, isn't it still a piece of?" said mildew-five.
"That's different, this is the first god of ancient times!" Wu Lao Liu said with admiration.
"..."Mold Five.
"You know the monkeys, right?" said Wu Lao Liu.
"Monkey King?"
"Yes, it's the monkey, the monkey jumped out of the stone, and then made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, lawlessness, it's awesome enough!" Wu Lao Liu dug his nose and said.
"Sun Dasheng is my idol, absolutely awesome and shining" Mildew Wu suddenly came to the spirit, the monkey is the pride of our Chinese people!
"Later, official research showed that the stone that gave birth to the monkey was a stone in Pangu's body..."
Nani couldn't believe that.
"So, what do you think, a small stone in Pangu is so awesome, not to mention his big piece of!"
Moldy Five is crazy.
"Later, this piece of also cultivated into a god, do you know who it is?" Wu Lao Liu said to Guan Zi.
"I don't know...", he didn't bother to guess.
"Boy, listen up, he is our founding patriarch Shen Gongbao. Wu Lao Liu said respectfully.
"Nani! My Patriarch Shen Gongbao!"
"My patriarch Shen Gongbao said back then, Taoist friends, please stay, what a mighty and domineering it is, just ask the gods, Buddhas and demons in the world who dare to stay!"
Mold Wu knew that this Shen Gongbao believed in Taoism when he was young, and became an important minister in the Shang Dynasty when he became an adult. Later, he worshiped with Jiang Ziya under the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and then violated the rules of the Yuxu Palace and was removed from the Yuxu Palace, and worshiped under the master of the Tongtian Sect of the Biyou Palace. is Jiang Ziya's younger brother. He has been an old enemy of Jiang Ziya all his life, with strong mana, a wide range of friends, and excellent eloquence, especially good at saying that he is against his fellow disciples or Taoist friends who go down the mountain to help business. The sentence "Fellow Daoists, please stay" sent countless fellow monks to the list of gods. Shen Gongbao ignored the tyranny of the king of Zhou, and often lobbied the same people and capable people (36 people) of the three mountains and five mountains to help Shang and Zhou. He served as a national teacher in the Shang Dynasty and made every effort to maintain the rule of the Shang Dynasty.
Wu Lao Liu knew what Mou Wu was thinking, "Your Baidu is written by the winner, the truth is not like that, hey!" Wu Lao Liu's eyes were filled with endless vicissitudes and exhaustion.
"It's not good for you to let you know the situation in the fairy world now, now worship the portrait of the ancestor, and you will be the Nth generation sect master of my mold sect in the future. ”
"Nani, I don't want to be the sect master, I am the flower of the motherland, I want to study hard and make progress every day. "Moldy May Day jumps high, this mold sect, we can't enter it with this name!
"Little Wu, you have to face the reality, you are not a flower, you are the reincarnation of a piece of, you are the that cultivates flowers!"
"I'll tell you the truth, why are you so unlucky, not only are you the reincarnation of Pangu, you are still a chaotic mold, a mutation of the chaos body, you are almost 20 years old, when you are 20 years old, without the guidance of exercises, your chaos mold will fully explode, you will die without a place to be buried, I am the guide who is here to rescue you, junior brother!" Wu Lao Liu said bitterly.
"Now my moldy door is withering, and the seven seven or eight that have been destroyed, the mold door can't be broken in your hands and mine!" As he spoke, Wu Laoliu's eyes were red, and he couldn't cry while holding the mold!
Seeing Wu Lao Liu crying, Mildew Wu also softened.
"Sixth brother, no, senior brother, you see that I have no power to restrain the chicken, except that I look like a piece of, bah bah, I am very handsome, one word, are you looking for the wrong person?"
"Senior brother, the ancestor's hexagram cannot be wrong. You have to believe that you are the reincarnation of that pristine piece of. Wu Lao Liu was like a little match selling girls, and said bitterly.