Nani, "Divine Heart Sutra", why don't you call it the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, or some heaven and earth fist, Ling Tian sword technique, these moldy five can be accepted. The name of the fuck in "The Heart Sutra of the Gods", the mind of the fuck!

"Senior brother, you don't know, this is a god-emperor-level exercise tailored for you!" Wu Lao Liu said mysteriously.

"Tailor-made, so others can't cultivate. "Five ways of mold.

"That's necessary, Pangu Ke just pulled your piece of, you are the only one, there is no semicolon!" Wu Lao Liudao.

"What will happen to other people's cultivation?" said the five incarnations curiously.

For a while, this divine skill was spread to the outside world by traitors, according to incomplete official statistics, "If you are not a person who is not the reincarnation of the god to cultivate, if you want to commit suicide, there is no unsuccessful cultivation of this divine skill!"

“…… If I practice this exercise, wouldn't it be the old birthday star who hangs himself and dies after exhaustion!" If I don't learn it, it's bad luck, and if I practice this exercise, won't the old birthday star hang himself and die!"

"If you don't practice this exercise, you are looking for death, you have to know that you are a chaotic mold body, and the bad luck in your body will increase with age, and it will overflow at any time, and when the mold leaks out, it is when you are unlucky. It's your current state, occasionally a little unlucky, this will not endanger your life, when the amount of mildew in your body becomes a qualitative change, even senior brother I can't suppress it. How do you want to die when the time comes? Being struck to death by lightning, stoned to death, choking to death by drinking water, drowning in a pit, in short, accidents are everywhere, and people can't prevent it!" Wu Lao Liu said with deep fear.

"Senior brother, I'm cowardly, don't scare me! I'm still in my prime, and there are a lot of beautiful women waiting for me to save! The flowers of the motherland are waiting for me to irrigate, and I don't want to die!" said Mildew Wu nervously.

"Then practice this "Divine Heart Sutra", senior brother will give you popular science, this exercise is divided into three stages, moldy self, moldy friends, moldy people!" Wu Lao Liudao.

"What do you mean?" asked Mold Five.

"Senior brother, don't interrupt when you speak!" Wu Lao Liu kicked at the moldy five's ass.

"In the first stage, the meaning of the mold is that your cultivation of this exercise will accelerate the condensation of the unlucky qi in your body, then it must be you who are unlucky, you have to be careful everywhere at this stage, countless geniuses of my moldy sect have not survived this stage..."Wu Laoliu said bitterly.

"Will I be able to survive then?" asked Mildew worriedly.

"Senior brother, you are different from others, you are more unlucky than a genius unlucky person, senior brother, I don't have a bottom in my heart, but don't worry, I will do my best to protect you. Wu Lao Liu looked at Mold Five, his eyes exuded perseverance, and there was also doting in his eyes!

"Senior brother...", Mold Wu said movingly.

"The heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must first work their muscles and bones, suffer their minds, and empty their bodies, junior brother, you should keep this sentence in mind," Wu Lao Liudao.

"Yes, senior brother. ”

"The second stage, moldy friends, you are lonely and lonely at this stage, you have to endure loneliness, because you are unlucky, you will not be unlucky, but you can't control the bad luck in your body, the bad luck is released from time to time, follow your friends, relatives will be unlucky, at this stage you are the lonely star!" Wu Lao Liu said with emotion.

"When your friend is successful, congratulations on entering the third stage, and that's when you can shine. Wu Lao Liudao, praying in his heart that the five molds could survive to the third stage.

"Isn't the moldy stage awesome?"

"That's a must, my patriarch Shen Gongbao is the great god at this stage, a Taoist friend please stay to send how many people to the god list, even the Jade Emperor has to call Brother Leopard! Back then, this honest boy really stayed, and the ancestor fought the law, the ancestor stood still, mildew, what nine heavens god thunder, netherworld fire, no silver poison water, automatically greeted Rulai, you see that now Rulai's head is still full of bags, and there is no swelling!" Wu Lao Liu said arrogantly!

"It's far away, junior brother, our sect also has some enemies above, so we have to keep a low profile in the future. ”

I also want to be high-profile, but am I high-profile? I'm low-key as the author's dog, isn't it still full of bad luck, maybe no reader will be accidentally given a eunuch by the author... Mold five thought to himself. The author "As long as there is a reader, you can't be a eunuch" It's useless to think too much, let's continue to code words.

"Senior brother, what realm are you?"

"I've practiced it all to... Well, it's not good for you to know too much. I Baidu ha, the realm of this era is divided into Qi training, foundation building, knotting, Yuanying, and turning into gods, and each big realm is divided into 10 small realms, so you can understand it first. These great realms are the first stage of the Heart Sutra. When you turn into a god, you can cultivate the second stage. "Such an important hierarchical division, Wu Lao Liu actually went to Baidu, and there is no one else!

"Senior brother, this "Divine Heart Sutra" is a god-level exercise after all, not something you can comprehend now, let's lay the foundation first," he said, and gave Mildew Wuyi a book of martial arts cheats.

"Women's Self-Defense"

"..."Mold was speechless.

"Senior brother, don't underestimate this secret book, this is the mastery of my sect elder sister Shangguan Wanfeng. You look at the introduction. ”

Mildew Wu reluctantly flipped through the "Women's Self-Defense Technique", if you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace, even if you are from the palace, it may not be successful...

This, Wu Lao Liu looked at the white cheeks of the moldy five and glanced at "Women's Self-Defense Technique".

"I'm sorry, the bookbag is wrong, it's a mistake," Wu Lao Liu blushed rarely.

"To" Wu Lao Liu threw out a copy of "Jin * Mei" from his arms...

"It's not this one", and I found out the album "Spring Palace Map"...

...

"Where did I put this "Women's Self-Defense Technique"?" Wu Laoliu frowned, thinking thoughtfully.

"I thought of it. Wu Laoliu happily took out a yellowed book from the foot of the table, revealing the vicissitudes of life.

"Women's Self-Defense Technique-Divine Change"

"Senior brother, can we be reliable?"

Mold Wu took this book "Women's Self-Defense Technique-Divine Change" and read the introduction, only villains and women are difficult to raise in the world, women are yin, and men are yang. This book teaches you how to overcome yang with yin, overcome rigidity with softness, and defeat the strong with weakness!

"Senior brother, this..."

"Senior brother, this book is a masterpiece integrating karate, taekwondo, judo, and Jeet Kune Do!"

"Isn't this the technique of our senior sister Shangguan Wanfeng?" said Mildew Wu suspiciously.

"The exercises also have to keep pace with the times, so I changed them again. Therefore, it was named "Women's Self-Defense Technique-Divine Reform". Wu Lao Liu said proudly.

Then Mold Wu began to learn this "Women's Self-Defense Technique-Divine Reform" under the guidance of Wu Lao Liu.

"Stretching, one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four... Chest expansion exercise, one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four" Wu Lao Liu played the stereo, and the moldy five were crazy to do radio gymnastics for primary school students...

"Don't look at me as just a sheep, the green grass has become more fragrant because of me, and the sky has become bluer because of me" Mold Wu's mobile phone rang, and it was Sun Bukong calling.

"No, what's the matter?, oh, uh, whoa," said Mitch Go, answering the phone. was forcibly pressed by Wu Lao Liu. I sweat from the pain in my head!

"Fifth brother, what are you doing? What are you doing?" Sun Bukong felt strange when he heard this moan.

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, I'm in pain!"

"This college entrance examination is over, the whole class reunion at 8 o'clock in the evening, there is an inn at the venue, don't forget. ”

"Got it" Mildew five hanged, this chair can't get up, just now it seems to have knocked the egg, mildew five pain straight suck.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's hanging up so soon, I haven't finished talking yet, the fifth brother must be climaxing!"

There is an inn, although the name is a bit earthy, but it is the most luxurious five-star hotel in Yingzhou. For the students who have finished the college entrance examination, it is very luxurious to have a party in an inn, and Mold Wu knows that this must be arranged by Sun Bukong's father, Sun Dakong!

"Mom, I won't eat at home at my class reunion in the evening," said Mold Wu and went out.

"Xiao Wu, wait, take this 200 yuan, how can you go out without money. "Mom stuffed the money to Mold Five.

Although Mildew Wu has been unlucky since birth, no matter how unlucky he is, he was born by himself, and this family affection that blood is thicker than water can never be changed.

"Mom, I don't need to pay for the class reunion, it's all arranged," said Mold Wudao.

"If you take it, you can take it, how can you do it without money these days. Mom said impatiently.

"Okay. When I earn money in the future, I will repay you well. "Five ways of mold.

"If you want to repay me, hurry up and bring me a daughter-in-law back, I discussed with your father, the daughter who sells pork on the street is like a flower, hey, what about people, this child, so old, and shy..."

Mold five is not shy, but scared, Mom, can we not mention Ruhua?

It's only 7 o'clock in the evening, and the party doesn't start until 8 o'clock, anyway, it's still early, and Mold Wu won't take a taxi, so he will walk like this, and it won't be delayed. It must not be delayed, as long as you think about it, the 5-kilometer road will be there in five minutes, why is it so fast, readers guess it?

I won't say it

I won't say it yet

Okay, I said it, because Mold Five still has a wind cover, why don't you take it down, Mold Five also thinks about it, but Wu Lao Liu said that he sneezed and blessed a level 2 wind array at that time, and this effect will last for a week to take it down, which scared Mold Five

"Senior brother be careful!" Wu Lao Liu shouted, but it was too late.

"Bang," an over-the-shoulder fall, and he fell to the ground. A fiery red figure looked down at Mildew on the ground.