Chapter 3: College Entrance Examination!

In addition to being speechless or speechless, Mold Five has been labeled as the reincarnation of, which is not something that can be changed by manpower!

"Senior brother, tomorrow you take the college entrance examination, let's talk about it first, after all, this college entrance examination is also a major event in your time. Wu Lao Liudao.

"Sixth brother, I have no hope for this anyway, whether I take the test or not" said mildew five without confidence.

"What nonsense, is my Moldy Sect Master so unambitious? With Senior Brother here, everything is possible!" Wu Lao Liu said unashamedly.

"Sleep, tomorrow is the time to witness the miracle. ”

Then Mold Five fell asleep deeply, this sleep was particularly sweet, and even Mold Wu clearly remembered that he had a dream, dreaming of an old liar who called himself Wu Lao Liu, no, it was the senior brother who said that he was the reincarnation of the Tuopangu God, and also said that he was the Nth generation of the sect master of the Mold Sect.

"I'm grass, I obviously dreamed of Wu Lao Liu, how can this dream Yi? "Pity the underwear that I just changed yesterday!

It's half past eight o'clock, "Mom, why don't you call me, I'm taking the exam at 9 o'clock!"

The old couple came out with sleepy eyes, "What's it called, isn't it only 7 o'clock?, hey, why doesn't this alarm clock go, is there no battery?"

Mold five took the exam equipment and ran away!

"Little Wu, wait, let your dad ride a tricycle to take you there!" shouted Mom.

Mold Five is gone.

It's not far from home to the examination room, but it's not close, as the saying goes, Wangshan runs a dead horse, for those who don't have exercise cells and don't exercise, running is a physical job, or a very physically demanding kind. Time is a very strange thing, when you are waiting for the train at the train station, you will feel that the time passes very slowly, but the train is about to go to the train station in a hurry, then the time is really like flowing water, the fifth brother is this feeling, 20 minutes have passed, the fifth brother has only run halfway, already out of breath, the tongue is drooping, according to this speed, properly miss the exam time! You say why not take a taxi, the congestion in Yingzhou is not what you can imagine, if you take a taxi to the examination room, when you get to the place, people have finished the test.

"Dog seller, save me," Moldy Five wailed.

"That birdman can save you, but it's weird, that bastard is a wilted master. Wu Lao Liu mended the knife.

"My grass", this cold sentence, Mildew Wu was startled and stepped on a banana peel, and his body of 200 plus almost smashed a big hole on the road.

"Senior brother, sixth brother, I didn't dream yesterday!"

"Why the hell do you think yesterday was a dream? Do you want to make you cool again, once in a second?" Wu Lao Liu stared at the small toothpick of Moldy Five and said.

"Master Xing, don't, I don't dream, I'm a piece of, no, I'm the reincarnation of. "Mold Wu hurriedly said, on this street, what do you say is the matter with your wet pants running and running, then do you still have to be a man, you are embarrassed to lose face and grandma's house.

"Xiao Wu, at your speed, I'm afraid you'll have to delay the exam. Wu Lao Liu frowned.

"Who's to say it's not, I can't even run here, and the test starts in 5 minutes. "Mold has the urge to give up!

"Sixth brother, do you have any way?"

"Nope. Wu Lao Liu said categorically. But I flicked my sleeves and put my hands behind my back, looking like I am a god, a master and a master.

"Sixth brother, you are handsome and captivating the country and the city, sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and shy flowers, people love you, flowers bloom, you are more elegant, you look better than Pan An..."

"Huh?" Wu Lao Liu took out a small mirror, looked at his wrinkled cheeks, and nodded with satisfaction. Although handsome, don't say it, be low-key, and low-key!

"The son can be taught, so let's do it, senior brother will help you. Wu Lao Liu touched left and right, and took out a sleeve from his butt pocket.

Mold five was petrified on the spot.

Wu Lao Liu said solemnly, "Because there is no yellow paper, senior brother, I have blessed the Wind Formation into this set,"

"..."Mildew was speechless.

"You hurry up and find a place to put the condom on," Wu Lao Liu urged.

“...”

Shouldn't the Wind Charm be blessed on yellow paper and then attached to the leg? What's the matter with taking a sleeve and putting it on, you can also bless a teleportation charm... The author came out to explain. Author: "This is more in line with the fate of the reincarnation of the god." ”

"Hurry up, otherwise it's really too late!" Wu Lao Liu was also anxious.

Mold Wu looked left and right and didn't find a public toilet, so he was ruthless, drilled into the park next to him, dragged down his pants, and put on the condom, but this is not a stone, and he can't wear it...

"Look back at the beautiful woman behind you" Wu Laoliu said with a wit, turning his head in a habitual manner, hot with tin foil, hot and explosive to death~......! A pink and purple ultra-short shawl coat further sets off her excellent figure, and is paired with a bright yellow velvet knee-length skirt and a pair of black high boots...... It's so coquettish......

"The face of an angel, the figure of a devil, the beauty of one word, the charm" Mold Wu commented, the little brother was also very angry, and the stone changed in an instant, and the shame was that he almost trembled...

"Dead fat man, what are you looking at?" Sun Fangfei said angrily.

"I didn't see anything. The mildew five were weak-hearted, and habitually turned to Sun Fangfei.

"Bah..."Sun Fangfei was petrified, in broad daylight, bright and clear, sunny, cloudless, a dead fat man actually watched himself do such a lewd action, even the little pepper Sun Fangfei couldn't stand it! A standard roundhouse kick, Sun Fangfei, who was 1.65 tall, kicked in the face of the 180 mold five, and before the mold five could react to what was going on, he flew out...

"It's really useless, junior brother, run!" Wu Lao Liu said disdainfully, but the beauty's roundhouse kicking action was pleasing to the eye!

Mildew 51 ruthless, put on the set, pants mentioned, swish, left on the ground the afterimage of the mold five, this wind set effect is top quack! 20 minutes away, there is a wind set 2 minutes to arrive, so amazing!

"Dead fatty, run so fast, don't let me see you again, break your dog's legs!" Sun Fangfei said with a red face and gritted teeth.

Mold Wu arrived at the exam on time, since wearing this wind cover, Mold Wu's waist is no longer sore, his legs are not painful, and he is also in good spirits.

"Fifth brother, the card point is really accurate. Sun Bukong grimaced at Mildew Five.

The students below were quiet and began to hand out test papers. The invigilator said.

The first test of Chinese, the language mold five will still be, after all, it has been learned since kindergarten, and the author said that it is multi-level, as if kindergarten does not learn mathematics and English.

An hour passed, and the mold five finished the previous one, leaving only the composition unwritten, an hour and a half passed, and the composition was written 20 words, and two hours passed, and the composition was written 30 words.

"I can't make it up!" Moldy five wailed inwardly.

"You think you're a dog author, code word 6. Wu Lao Liu complained, in fact, Wu Lao Liu hates the author, why, the sixth brother likes the name Night Star Trace, and the author has to name him Wu Lao Liu...

"Senior brother, your composition level is not good, there are too many mistakes in the front, a full score of 150, it would be good if you could score 30 points. Wu Laoliu squinted at the test paper of Moldy Five, and pouted.

"Really, why do I think I can get a 40 on the test!" said with a sense of aura.

"Get a score of 40, you're quite proud!" Wu Lao Liu said disdainfully.

"My best Chinese score is 38," said Mildew proudly.

Wu Lao Liu was speechless.

"By the way, I have a sixth brother, what else do I make up, sixth brother, you help me see how other classmates write, I'll learn from it." Moldy Five suddenly opened up, and the author said, "Firecrackers to celebrate!"

“... Senior brother, what kind of mess is in your head, our Moldy Sect is above board, how can you do that thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs?" Wu Lao Liuyi said righteously.

"Senior brother is mighty, hanging as big as a donkey!" said Mildew Wu hurriedly.

This sycophant Wu Lao Liu is quite useful...

"Senior brother, your IQ is worrying, we have a computer, Brother Xun, Brother She, Einstein, who do you want to copy? You just want to write the Bamboo Window Smelling the Rain Emperor I will find out for you at the starting point!"

So under Wu Laoliu's cheating, Mold Five instantly turned into an invincible Iron Man and swept away an enemy.

Since the language can be used by the computer, then all subjects can be used by the computer, with the help of Wu Lao Liu's computer, Mold Wu successfully completed the college entrance examination! It's just that when the English test is taken, Wu Lao Liu pouted, and the college entrance examination English is nothing more than that, Wu Lao Liu fought with the birdman for a long time, Wu Lao Liu's English level is at least 10 plus!

The college entrance examination is over!

The college entrance examination is over!

The college entrance examination is over!

Say the important thing three times. At this moment, Mold Wu felt that he was super relaxed, unlike the author of the year, after the college entrance examination, he was nervous and didn't know the taste, and he couldn't sleep at night!

"Sixth brother, what do you say people live for a lifetime?"

"Senior brother, you are different from others. Wu Lao Liu's eyes sharpened, "Master, I will..." Wu Lao Liu thought in his heart, maybe it was the illusion of Mold Five, Mold Wu felt that Wu Lao Liu's original obscene image was taller, as if Wu Lao Liu was the person who had been with him all his life, and his eyes towards Wu Lao Liu became more and more ambiguous...

"Senior brother, I want to learn kung fu. "Five ways of mold.

Bang bang, mildew five knots slap a few times.

"What kind of kung fu do you learn, what do you learn to do those things that don't go into the stream? Do you practice secular martial arts to the peak or rubbish. Wu Lao Liu said disdainfully.

"Our sect is called magic, you are the sect master of the mold sect, you want to carry forward my mold sect!" Wu Lao Liu said earnestly.

"Sixth brother, what are you going to teach me?"

"Take it," Wu Lao Liu flicked his sleeves, and there was a thunderclap in the sky, and there was an extra cheat book on the ground.

"Divine Heart Sutra"!

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