Chapter 516: More than Happy, No Laughter! (3rd Update)

On the TV, happy because of the reminder in the headset, or the instructions given to him by Zhou Xing before the recording, he was still talking on stage at this time, leaving time for Zhou Xing and his team behind the curtain to prepare props. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Turning his face, he looked at the audience happily, and said with a smile:

"Maybe the audience at the scene, and the vast majority of the audience in front of the TV, don't know me, so I'll introduce myself again. ”

As he spoke, he happily said to himself: "If I don't introduce myself more than I have such an opportunity, then I'm really a good mallet!"

"Hahahaha, this tease is here again!"

"I'm also drunk, can you not be so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"I love to see him talk nonsense in a serious way. ”

……

In the laughter of the audience, Happy coughed one after another: "Quiet, quiet, give me some respect, let me introduce myself well, okay?"

"Hahahaha"

Saying this, the audience laughed even louder, and the TV also laughed down.

Happy looked up at his wrist, and said anxiously: "Time is precious, uncles, this is the golden time, tens of thousands of golden times a second, how many pairs of eyes are staring at me, I have to let everyone know me, otherwise I'm sorry for this dress, oh, by the way, this dress was bought for me by my mother when she knew that I was going to be on this stage, and it cost hundreds of yuan!"

"Poof, dear mother, laughing fast. ”

The audience laughed even louder.

And happy family, relatives also laughed, Zhou Tianqin also laughed tears are about to come out, even happy that the restrained father can't help but shake his head again and again: "This kid, dare to say anything." ”

Zhou Tianqin said with a smile: "I really bought this dress for him, but in order to let him go on stage, the more he talks, the more he loses his score, don't let Xiaoxing kick him down when the time comes." ”

Of course, this is a joke, after all, they all know that this is a show that was recorded last week, and they are going to kick it early, can they wait until now?

At Zhou Xing's house, Zhou Xing's mother also smiled: "This Xiaoxing, his words are still so unreliable, what a mess." ”

Zhou Yang continued: "Mom, don't say it, I'm happy to say that, the audience still loves to watch it, you look at the comments on the Internet, they all say that they are happy to host well, and they are happy to die." ”

"Haha, that's good, I used to say that this kid didn't have a way to speak, so he just let him learn broadcasting, but he didn't make a name for himself over the years, I thought this life was like this, but I didn't expect him to find the right way this time. ”

"That's right, whoever let him go, dare to say anything, but if it weren't for Xiaoxing behind, I'm afraid he wouldn't have the guts, otherwise even if he had the courage to say it, he would be able to cut it for him later. ”

"That's right. Mom nodded.

And at this time, on the stage.

Happy gritted his teeth and seemed to have made a big decision: "Since that's the case, don't blame me." ”

The audience laughed again.

And Xing Xing twisted his face at this time and said to the side stage: "Take it!"

The audience was stunned for a moment, and they all stretched their necks to look, but they saw a staff member coming over with a loudspeaker, and everyone suddenly thought of something and laughed again.

happily took the speaker in his hand and smiled proudly at the audience: "Xiao'er, can't cure you?"

The audience paused for less than two seconds before they were amused by his words again.

Happy turned on the speaker, and in the laughter of the audience, he held the horn and said loudly and quickly:

"My name is happy, happy Gao, happy Xing, male, age 26, from Jiangnan City, unmarried, if there are single women who are healthy and have no history of marriage, you can get in touch with me after the show, we-ah? This can't be said, oh, okay, anyway, I'm done. ”

"Poofhahahahaha!"

The audience laughed crookedly, some covered their stomachs and called their mothers, and some laughed directly.

What kind of host is this, can you have a face?

Your marriage advertisements have hit this comedy stage, are you here to be funny?

Not only the audience at the scene, but even Xiao Hongming, who was still skeptical about happiness in front of the TV, was also amused to laugh alone in the office at this moment, and the depression in his heart had long since disappeared.

As for the questioning, he was also forgotten by Xiao Hongming, and for the first time, he felt that this show was quite good-looking, at least the host was good.

on stage.

happily returned the horn to the staff, and muttered in a low voice:

"What kind of director, I'm easy, I'm easy, in order to get married on this stage, my mother also specially bought this dress, I knew that I might as well wear the military coat I bought at the stall last night, which is comfortable and warm, and maybe I can make a cameo with the actors. ”

Zhou Tianqin was laughing on the sofa at home, holding her stomach: "Alas, I laughed so much...... This kid, I asked him to find a chance to mention it a little, and he really told him about it!"

Aunt Gao Yuanxia also smiled and wiped her tears and said:

"Sister-in-law, with today, you just wait, when the time comes, it is estimated that the threshold of your family will be broken, and you can pick your daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law, hahaha, this child can really say it......"

At this time, on the stage, after being banned from marriage, his face was still a little depressed, he elongated his tone, and said to the headset with his breath:

"Director, is it okay later?"

It sounds like a whispered communication with the director, but it actually spreads throughout the entire studio hall, making the audience look forward to what they communicate, which feels very fresh.

Two seconds later, I heard Happy exclaiming, "Ah, it's not good, how long has it been? It's enough time to have a meal in the back, and by the way, they don't really eat in the back, do they? Don't forget me, I'm still hungry in front? Oh, oh, that's good, don't forget me." ”

"Hahaha!"

"Alas, I just said I wouldn't laugh, but now I'm teased again, I'm a mother, it's really painful and happy. ”

……

The audience smiled, and happily was still communicating with the director:

"Director, look at you, you don't let me introduce yourself, and you don't let me ask for marriage, just let me say it on it, what do I say, don't let the audience blast me down with rotten eggs for a while-oh, I went through the security check when I entered the door, and no one brought eggs, then I was relieved. ”

While talking, he exhaled happily and made a relieved look, which once again amused the audience to lean forward and close.

"Hahahaha!"

"I can't stand it anymore, my stomach is ......"

"Is this guy born to laugh, I don't feel like I've laughed as much in my life as I have today. ”

……

The laughter of the audience has hardly stopped from being happy on stage to now, not only the audience, but also the audience in front of the TV at this time.

It's just a lot of joy and laughter!

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The third update arrives, thank you for your support, and continue at 0:00 tonight.