Chapter 515: You Still Want to Hit Me? (2nd Update)
When Xiao Hongming turned on the TV, Pan Zhiqiang and Jiang Yuan, who were in third place, had just finished their cross talk. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
For most audiences, these two people are not famous, and the only one who can take the shot is the proud disciple of Lin Xiantang of Qilin Society, as for the previous participation in Beijing Satellite TV's "Super Comedian", because of the oolong caused in the final finals, so I didn't mention it.
But today's performance made the audience really know Pan Zhiqiang, and knew that they could become a proud disciple of Lin Xiantang, and Pan Zhiqiang and the two had their own advantages.
The cross talk of the two performances is not inferior to Fang Ningtai and Zhou Zhi who appeared first, and it also gave the previous audience a new understanding of the traditional serious cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala and the cross talk sketch contest - gags are easy to come by, but they make everyone laugh and truly see the charm of theater cross talk.
Of course, Xiao Hongming didn't see the performance of the two, after Pan Zhiqiang and the two stepped down, the camera switched to the evaluation of Pan Zhiqiang's performance by professionals such as the CCTV Spring Festival Gala language screenwriter invited by the program team.
The evaluation is very short, but they are all positive, because Xiao Hongming didn't see the performance of the two, so when he heard this evaluation, he couldn't help but be full of doubts:
"Is it really good, or is it spending money on good reviews?"
After thinking about it, Xiao Hongming was more inclined to the second guess.
Although he has also watched cross talk in the theater and knows that some are good, he subjectively believes that the cross talk that can be on TV has been discounted under too many restrictions, and there is not much laughing material in this kind of cross talk, after all, a lot of cross talk baggage cannot be put on the stage.
After the evaluation, the camera switches to the stage again.
happily imitated the Hong Kong and Taiwan accents with a pompous expression: "Next, I introduced the guests, wow, then it's tiring!"
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
Happy continued: "He has won the championship of the CCTV cross talk sketch competition, is the holder of CCTV's Spring Festival Gala peak ratings record in recent years, and is also the holder of the peak ratings of local satellite TV in the past ten years, and at the same time, he is also one of the bosses of the Beijing Laughter Factory!"
As he spoke, he happily extended the microphone to the audience: "Who is he?"
"Zhou Xing!" the audience said in unison, full of excitement.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Hongming pursed his lips:
"It's nothing special, what's the difference with other variety shows? As for the atmosphere of the scene? Please, these are all things that can be hired for money, okay? Just deceive Zheng Chao and these fools......"
Thinking of his understanding of the operation of variety shows, when Xiao Hongming saw this kind of scene, he immediately felt that it was what he had seen before, and no one should try to fool himself!
This kind of psychology is a typical self-righteous 'insider' mentality, only trusting one's own judgment, I know everything, I know everything.
At this time, on TV, after hearing the audience's voice, he happily brought the microphone to his mouth and said with a smile: "Next, the director told me, because there are a lot of props, let me say a few more words." ”
The audience laughed: "Then you dance!"
Some audience members shouted, "Sing a song!"
Another audience whistled and said, "Punch a set!"
……
I don't know who picked the head, and the audience was lively for a while.
Looking at the warm atmosphere on the TV, Xiao Hongming frowned:
"It's too exaggerated, who is this host, you said that if there were popular stars, it would be fine, but it's just a little-known newcomer, as for hiring a group of viewers to make such a fuss? What does it show? Show how good your show is?"
Xiao Hongming didn't see the ability to be happy and funny before, let alone the inappropriateness of being happy and funny, so he naturally felt that these were all directed by the program team, mainly to make the audience think that the atmosphere of the show was very good, and the audience liked to watch it.
"Alas, in the final analysis, we still can't jump out of this routine, this is the sadness of our national variety shows, except for foreign ones, can't we create a show that doesn't rely on fraud? Is it really that difficult?"
Shaking his head speechlessly, Xiao Hongming scoffed: "Everyone is human, and so many good variety shows can be created in such a small place as a neighboring country, and our country is full of natural resources and talents, can't we create them?" In the final analysis, it's still a matter of mentality, this is the crux of the problem!"
The more Xiao Hongming thought about it, the more annoyed he became, and he even began to brew a draft in his mind, and he had already thought of the topic - "The Sadness of Domestic Variety Shows, the Barrenness of Chinese People's Sense of Innovation".
"If it weren't for Zhou Xing's next show, I really don't want to continue watching it, I'm unappetizing!"
Xiao Hongming said to himself: "Forget it, take a look at it again, I'll take a look, now that Zhou Xing is focusing on making a lot of money, what kind of works can he create, it should be used as accumulating materials for the next draft." ”
And at this time, in the TV.
Standing happily on the stage, he just quietly watched the audience rise and fall one after another, making a mess, and didn't say a word, just watched like this until the audience watching the audience quieted down.
At this time, Xingcai smiled and said, "Finally stopped?
The audience is in a row, what do you mean, what do you call us?
Your uncle, do you talk like this, what about scolding?
If the audience didn't know that happiness was not serious from the beginning, and another host dared to say this, the audience would definitely be shouting and going crazy.
But it is precisely because they know that happiness is not serious, so although they are a little unhappy, they are not too angry, but wait for the happy next.
This is the reason why happiness was set as the tone of comic at the beginning, with a preconceived impression, even if the joke made happily and said the wrong thing, the audience will be more tolerant, because everyone knows that this guy is an unobtrusive person.
Seeing that the audience was glaring at him, a trace of fear appeared on his happy face, and he stepped back: "What, you still want to hit me?"
The audience was immediately happy, and the previous unhappiness disappeared in an instant.
And Happy pointed to the audience at this time, with a shouting look:
"I can tell you, we have dozens of security guards on the scene, I'm not afraid of you, they are all from a regular nursing home, as long as you dare to move, they will definitely let you know that impulse is the devil!"
Listening to the happy words, the audience began to understand a little, didn't they say security guards at first, why did they come out of the nursing home in a blink of an eye, and then jumped to the point that impulse is the devil?
What's the matter?
Are you sure this guy is the host? Not from a mental hospital?
Including Xiao Hongming in front of the TV, he also thought so, with an impatient look on his face, thinking that where did the program team find such a thing, and any crooked melons and cracked dates could be obtained, it wouldn't be through the back door, right?
But then, some viewers turned around and figured out what it meant to be happy, coming out of the nursing home, isn't that the old man and the old lady who are old, who dares to move, if you move, you will definitely be able to blackmail you, and you will wait to pay for it in the future!
Thinking of this, the audience immediately grinned.
Xiao Hongming immediately thought of this, and couldn't help but smile: "So that's the case, this host is also a little interesting." ”
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I'm sorry, I'm looking for material while watching "Happy Comedian" in the morning, and I'm delaying the time, so I'm only coding this chapter now, and the third one is postponed to five o'clock in the afternoon.