As soon as I entered my small Internet café, Wang Xia welcomed me with two pieces of bad news.

"The network manager of the day shift has not been here for 2 days, and I have been on duty with Xiaobei in turn for the past two days. Also, Xiaobei received two fake money. ”

After taking a sip of soy milk, she summed up the two bad news with a tactful question: "Boss, are we about to go out of business?"

My Internet café has a particularly vulgar name, called "a network of love", in my hands for more than 3 years, a total of 9 network management, of which 4 do not say goodbye, 2 in the family on the grounds of urgency to ask me to borrow a few hundred yuan after not saying goodbye, Xiaobei did 2 years, the longest.

Thinking of this, I think it's time to raise Xiaobei's salary, and at the same time, I began to worry about not being able to recruit network administrators and cashiers.

He Shen was no longer satisfied with staring at other people's screens, he squeezed into the cash register, leaned to Wang Xia's side, touched the monitor, and reached out to move the mouse on the table, and soon he found that there was an arrow on the screen moving with his hand, so he said while dancing the mouse: "Poke, poke, poke his nostrils!"

When I saw Heshen, I had a feeling that the peaks and loops were turning into bright flowers.

Pulling him to sit down, I asked, "Brother Shen, I heard that you used to have a very big business?"

"It's okay, but there are 362 silver horns, 75 pawnshops, 44 rice and noodle factories in large and small salt and iron factories, and ......."

I wiped my sweat and asked, "Do you still want to do business?"

He Shen shook his head with a smile: "Don't do it, old man, besides, it's ......" He thought about it very seriously and said: "Back then, I held dozens of important positions, and I was a son and daughter of Lord Qianlong, so everything can always be done conveniently, and no one dares to do it against me, but now I can't." ”

I reluctantly pointed to the screen and asked, "Then can I teach you to play this?"

He Shen nodded again and again, I let him sit in the cash register, first taught him to use the mouse, I patiently watched him play with the mouse for 15 minutes, opened countless files, including a folder called "Human Origins" hidden deep in the E disk, I snatched the mouse to close the folder, and said: "Okay, okay, it's time to learn Internet café management software." ”

During this process, Zhao Gao always stretched his neck to watch, he should have seen a few video thumbnails, and said with a smile: "Look at that, open it." He Shen's eyes also lit up, and asked, "Xiaoyuan, what is that?" Wang Xia was stunned for a moment, got up and walked to the outside of the cashier as if nothing happened, just to make room for Cao Cao, Cao Cao stepped almost directly from the cashier, this old stuffy pestle didn't speak for a long time outside, and he was listening to us.

It's okay if the three of them came, I roughly explained the use of the Internet café cash register system, and He Shen was the first to try it, and he charged a membership card with 100,000 yuan at once.

After teaching him how to use the cash register system, I pulled money out of a drawer in denominations ranging from 1 to 100 dollars.

When I taught them money, I felt like an aunt in the middle of kindergarten. He Shen had been in contact with paper money before, and he was not surprised by the money I took out.

Zhao Gao asked, "A few pieces of paper can buy something?"

Cao Cao echoed: "It's better to save some gold and silver." ”

I almost cried, raised my arms and shouted: "Only rich people speculate in gold, I am poor!"

Xu Xiaoman entered the door, I looked at her and added: "I am poor, but I am very gentle." "She didn't pay any attention to me, and went upstairs.

After an hour of teaching, the three of them have learned the basic operations such as charging cards and returning cards, and He Shen patted his chest and said that he could go to work as a cashier in an Internet café tonight.

I casually opened a TV series to show them, settled the three of them, and then came out and asked Wang Xia: "You said you received two fake money, what's the matter?"

Wang Xia took out two hundred pieces to show me, I picked them up and played them, it was really not brittle enough, put the two coins into the money detector and went through it, but did not report the counterfeit money. Wang Xia said: "Xiaobei has no experience, and he will definitely not look at the money detector carefully." ”

I put two fake coins in my pocket and said to Wang Xia: "It's okay, don't blame Xiaobei." With that, I went up to the second floor.

Xu Xiaoman was reading a book on the sofa, and I sat across from her and said, "Someone has been using counterfeit banknotes recently, so be careful." ”

"You took it?"

"Two of them. ”

She snapped her finger at me, "Show it to me." ”

I handed her the counterfeit bill, and she looked at the watermark at the light one by one, "Hey, the two numbers are the same!" handed me one, and said, "One for each person, and if you get lost in the future, I will take this money to you." ”

I folded the money into a triangle and put it in the innermost layer of my wallet, while Xu Xiaoman tucked it into the pocket of his jeans.

When the two of them are alone, it's time to explain my relationship with Xu Xiaoman.

We rented a house here on the same day, it was a cloudy day, the landlord asked us to see the house, this two-story building was originally only going to rent out one floor, and at the same time about two tenants to create a sense of urgency, so that we dare not lower the price, when looking at the house, I kept giving Xu Xiaoman a look, after reading a circle, I said with a disgusted face: "Your floor is not enough for the two of us." ”

The landlord was stunned for a moment and asked, "You know each other?"

Xu Xiaoman put her hand on my shoulder, "Yes, otherwise can you open the store together?"

The landlord hurriedly shouted, "Wait, wait, wait! Is there still half a floor upstairs?"

I asked, "Isn't it your billiard hall upstairs?"

The landlord smiled: "The billiard hall can be big or small, I will remove a few cases and block the wall in the middle, do you think it will be done?"

I looked at Xu Xiaoman, Xu Xiaoman stood on the empty first floor with his arms crossed and looked around: "The size is enough, but your location is not very good, the nearby students have limited spending power, the house is also old, we have to redecorate, and when the store opens, the heat of the school year has passed, plus there is no business for three months in the cold and summer, and there is ......"

When this woman bargained, she really had the aura of killing all sides, and finally signed a rental contract at a price lower than my psychological price.

While signing the contract, she said to me: "Let's talk about it first, the second floor is not good for publicity, I have to set up a sign at your door." ”

"No problem! Little things, little things! By the way, beauty, we will be neighbors from today onwards, I want to invite you to dinner, don't you enjoy the light?"

……

I probably fell in love with Xu Xiaoman since this day, strange to say, some people seem to have known each other for a long time at first sight, and they already have a tacit understanding when they meet for the first time.

"By the way, who is the fat man who shoots you with bricks? And the big old Cao, strong enough, Lao Zhao looks very treacherous, specializing in playing villains, right?"

As soon as she reminded me of this, I remembered Zhao Gao's life.

Zhao Gao used to be a peer with me, when I was a eunuch, I served Ming Xizong, he served Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor in Chinese history, and I was shorter than him in terms of the master's popularity. This is not a fuel-efficient lamp, after the death of Qin Shi Huang, Qin II Hu Hai was supported on the throne by him and Li Si, and later he got rid of Li Si with a black heart, and took over the power by himself, for a while, China's first unified empire was his Zhao Gao had the final say.

This old boy has entered the fifth layer of hell, and there is only one word: yes!