"Xiaoyuan, this person borrowed it from me, and I will pay you back in a few days. "The empress opened her mouth, which is called a swallowing of mountains and rivers, leaving no room for negotiation at all.

"Help, help, Xiaoyuan, you can't see death without help!" Ximenqing shouted waving his arms. Unexpectedly, I became a lifesaver that Ximenqing subconsciously grasped.

"Grandma, it turns out that you like ...... Ah, the mother's cannon type, the taste is very unique. I said as I thought about my words.

"Now the little girl likes what 'little fresh meat', I think this little brother meets the standards of little fresh meat, come to my matchmaking company as a childcare, high income. ”

Wu Zetian smiled and took out a business card and handed it to Ximenqing, I stretched out my head and looked:

CEO of Matchmaking

Senior matchmaker

Just for your happiness

It's quite sensational.

Wait, matchmaking company! Grandma, her old man, is really a man of action!

"Yes, grandma, when did you open a matchmaking company?" I felt like I was out.

"After all, I don't want to eat rice here with you, plus I like to tell people a matchmaker, so I just open my own company to have fun. Wu Zetian didn't take it seriously at all.

"Grandma, where did you get your initial funds?" I was quite curious about this.

"I sold two pieces of jewelry I brought with me, and the money was scraped together, how can I say that I was also an emperor back then, and it is worth a fortune to take any thing, right?" As she spoke, she didn't know where she found a bead the size of a pigeon's egg, which was really shiny and round, magnificent and gorgeous, and shone brightly in most of the Internet cafés.

The point is that such a priceless bead that can be seen at a glance is being played with by Wu Zetian at will, and he throws it twice from time to time, just like playing with glass marbles when I was a child.

"My grandmother, you still accept the treasure!" I covered my head and said depressedly: "What have you sold? Any one of you must be a first-class cultural relic, an antique, and it is illegal to resell it privately!"

"I sold two golden hairpins," Wu Zetian was more depressed than me, "I sold my own things, why did I still break the law?

I asked, "Who did you sell it to?"

"Hmm...... Probably ......" Wu Zetian thought about it carefully and said, "An old man." ”

Yes, if you say it, you don't say it.

I asked again, "How did you get on the line with the antiques?"

"It's not difficult, He Shen helped me estimate the price, and helped me check the address of an antique market, I took a taxi, and I sold it, selling it for 300,000 yuan, and Shen said that it was a loss, if I wasn't in a hurry to make a sale, it could be doubled several times, I mainly thought that it was enough to run a small company, and I didn't have the heart to raise the price. ”

"Forget it, you have to take a step at a time. I let out a long sigh, exhausted.

"Then you want to borrow this person from me?" the empress caught Ximenqing again.

Ximen Qing's pitiful little eyes saw that I had no tricks, I could only say: "Brother Ximen, we are a society under the rule of law, pay attention to human rights, what you are not happy with, no one can force you, but well, plastic surgery costs money, in order to realize the dream of becoming an ugly man as soon as possible, I suggest that you still work part-time to save money, our grandmother's part-time job here is actually quite suitable for you, do you want to think about it? You must open your heart and have the courage to accept new things, you can't rest on your laurels...... Ah, by the way, I haven't introduced you yet, this is Wu Zetian, that's right, it's the female emperor. ”

"Your Majesty the Empress!" "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" Ximenqing weakened his knees and knelt on the ground and shouted.

The empress was not ambiguous at all, and when he finished shouting, she helped her up, and said with a smile: "Little brother don't be polite, I see that you are about the same age as Xiaoyuan, and you will call me grandma in the future." ”

"The emperor's grandmother is auspicious. "Yes, the style of painting has changed to the Qing Palace version.

"Then you think about it, come to work with me, right?" Wu Zetian said with a smile.

Ximenqing immediately looked overjoyed, "It's my honor to be able to work for my grandmother, but I don't know, what is this job for? I'm afraid that if I can't do it, it will ruin my grandmother's business." ”

This kid, what a grandson! I can't help but curse.

"It's not difficult, it's just a dinner date with a girl. Wu Zetian described it quite simply.

"No problem. "The Ximen officials are very generous this time, and they have a posture of being a husband and a man.

"Grandma, you are deceiving consumers! And you, Ximenqing, do you want to be ashamed, who just said that you only love Jinlian!" I protested loudly.

"It's just eating, it's nothing. Ximen Qing smiled very simply.

"Not just eating, but dating! How do you explain this? I hate you scumbags of men above all!" I continued to protest.

"Excuse me, what is dating?" asked Ximenqing, scratching his head.

The Empress explained, "It's just eating and watching movies or something." ”

"It doesn't seem like much. Ximenqing shrugged, "Brother Xiaoyuan, I still have to save money for plastic surgery, I finally have a job, don't stop me." ”

I let out a long sigh, "Amitabha, take care, girls, I didn't mean to let this demon out. ”

"By the way, Xiaoyuan, I have collected their information and photos with Shen Zhao Gao Cao Cao, let me be a customer, I have nothing to do to meet a few blind dates, I don't want your information. ”

The Empress has become a pimp in my eyes.

"Anyway, grandma, Cao Cao, they are so willing to play with you? You are looking for this bunch of old men to be childcare, and the matchmaking company simply changed its name to Sunset Red Second Spring or something, how appropriate. ”

"That can't, they're just temporary, besides, thanks to Cao Cao helping Zhang Luo, he is really reliable. The Empress smiled softly rarely, "By the way, he went on a blind date today, and the other party is a very beautiful girl." ”

"Such a good man, are you really willing to give it to others?" I felt sorry for Wu Zetian.

The Empress was generous, "Hasn't he always been obsessed with Little Joe? Perhaps, I can really help him find the reincarnation of Little Joe, but he has a wish." ”

"You are not self-interested, you are specifically benefiting others, yes, I don't guess, the emperor has a needle in his heart. But ......" I thought about it and continued: "Brother Cao was a hero back then, the girl he liked, the official history plus the wild history, can line up from here to the mouth of the Yangtze River, can you still find him all?"

While chatting, Cao Cao walked in sullenly, and when he saw me, he shouted, "Xiaoyuan......! See Little Joe!"

Say Cao Cao Cao has arrived, say Xiao Qiao Xiao Qiao has also arrived! She is worthy of being a woman who has been remembered by Cao Cao!