"Hello, Xiaoyuan, nice to meet you. ”

Ximen Qing...... How to describe it?

The corners of his mouth curved up a good-looking arc, this is the youth idol drama version, the corners of his lips are warm, his heart is also warm, this is the Gulong version, when this smile appeared, I forgot the scene I learned many years ago, this is Wong Kar-wai version...... Ah, do you need to describe more?

Anyway, it's just one word: handsome!

"You're here, sit, sit, you're welcome!" Chong Ximenqing patted the position next to the bed, and I whispered to Xiao Hei: "Then what, Wu Song won't come too, right?"

"The one who fought the tiger was reincarnated early, and Pan Jinlian Wu Dalang...... Ah, none of them came. "Now I'm relieved.

"I'm afraid that the little brother will be disturbed for a few days, and I ask the little brother not to dislike it. "Be polite!

If Li Teng is a tough guy, then Ximenqing is an elegant type, I begin to understand why my wife Pan Jinlian likes him, she is likely to be just one of Yunyun's crushes, but she was lucky and became popular.

So, luck is a very important thing.

Well, back to the point.

With the mood of "It's really unpleasant to see someone who is handsome than me, especially if you want to be handsome so much and let other men get mixed up", I said to Ximen Qing viciously: "Speak well!"

Ximen was stunned for a moment, and then smiled again: "Sister Hei is right, Xiaoyuan is a refreshing person." ”

I'll it!

Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person! I'm really conflicted!

"Tell me what you want. I took a cigarette out of my pocket, threw another one at Blackie, and took a long puff.

"My wish...... Ahem, ahem. "The smoke choked him.

I swallowed and spit out the mist on the other side, and Ximen smiled good-naturedly and continued: "I don't have any wishes, I don't want to be entangled by the female ghosts in the underworld anymore, so I applied to you with the king of Hades, I can be regarded as a ...... How do you say that?...... By the way, can political asylum be considered asylum?"

I was speechless for a moment.

Have you ever seen someone who is so handsome that he needs political asylum? Anyway, I did.

"I think you're mistaken, we're also a face-watching society here. I said earnestly: "Moreover, Brother Ximen, you think, there are still many ancient female ghosts in the underworld, and people are playing reserved, but now it's different, if the girl takes a fancy to you, dare to go to your door to block people!"

Ximenqing was shocked and said, "So terrifying?"

"No, your brother and I used to be blocked a lot. "I'm not ashamed.

His smile seemed to speak, and now this smile was like saying "hehe".

Hehe.

I ignored his smiling face and continued: "Fortunately, my brother is now a family man, and with your sister-in-law's temper, there are not many sisters who dare to worry about my brother." ”

This time, even Xiao Hei couldn't help but complain: "It's not good at all?!"

I continued to ignore it and concluded, "So, I have to find you a girlfriend quickly, and once the dust settles on the famous grass, the girls will automatically disperse and chase the next target." ”

"I promised Jin Lian, no matter in this life or the next life, I will never fail her, even if I die, even if people and ghosts are separated, I will never change my mind!"

What's the matter with the sparkle in the corner of Ximenqing's eyes?

Handsome is not terrible, what does it mean that you are fucking handsome and sensational? Is Aunt Qiong Yao possessed?

How do I comfort a big man with tears in his eyes? The premise is that my brother is also a man, pure man! Straight man! What should I do? Catch up! Online and so on......

In front of Ximenqing, it was not only Yan who was injured, but also IQ and basic communication skills.

I took two puffs of my cigarette butt and said, "You can actually do this easily." ”

Ximenqing wiped the corners of his eyes, and smiled in surprise this time: "I'll just say it! Brother Xiaoyuan is such a capable person, he will definitely be able to help me." ”

I tapped him on the shoulder meaningfully and said, "Have you heard of plastic surgery?"

Isn't it similar to "Have you heard of Amway"?

While speaking, I searched for "plastic surgery" on the cashier computer, and He Shen exclaimed: "Xiaoyuan, are you going to have plastic surgery?" Oh my God, how much does such a big project cost?!"

"Help others check! Adults and children don't make a mess, and play while playing. "I'm not angry.

"See for yourself. "I clicked on a few pieces of information about plastic surgery and simply taught Ximenqing how to use the mouse.

Ximenqing held the mouse and clicked twice, bent his eyes and smiled: "Well, just like the training in the underworld, the computer also has a mouse." ”

I was completely surprised! Is there a computer training class in the prefecture? I really can't imagine the scene of Li Bai writing poems on the keyboard! It's just the image of a writer on the street!

"However, we only had to learn a little theory there, and this was my first time operating a computer. The Ximen official showed a smile unique to the whites in any field, a little silly, a little silly, even so, it still attracted the girls on the Internet to be distracted, and they frequently took the rest of their eyes to watch.

There was even a girl who was familiar with me who boldly asked: "The new network administrator is not bad!"

As soon as the conversation box opened, another rotten girl suddenly said boldly: "Does the handsome guy have a boyfriend?"

Ximenqing's fragile little heart was frightened, and he burrowed back into the cubicle.

"You people here, it's a little weird. Ximenqing smiled bitterly: "How can I have a boyfriend?"

"How's it going?

"I understand, that is...... Permanent face change?" Ximenqing thought for a while and came up with such an answer.

"Almost, whatever you want to become, you can do it all the same. I don't want to be chased, it's simple, let's make it ugly. ”

"I've thought about it, Brother Xiaoyuan, just like you. Ximenqing smiled and bent over.

Damn! Taunt skills are contagious! Worse than the Ebola virus! The question is, why am I the one who gets taunted every time?

Why is it always brother who gets hurt?

"Brother Xiaoyuan, who is joking with you, actually...... I envy you, I heard that you have a good relationship with your sister-in-law. ”

"Where did you hear that?Isn't Xiao Hei set up cold?What am I doing to gossip with you?" I really can't understand that when Xiao Hei wants to introduce a person, he often uses a very formulaic sentence "This is Zhang San", and Zhang San can be replaced by any name, and there is no second sentence.

"Isn't this the prefecture just opened the lane? When we came, we were stuck in traffic and bored, so I asked Sister Hei a few more words. Ximen Qing explained with a gentle smile.

"Oh, this young man looks handsome, come on, let me see," Wu Zetian entered the door, "Tsk, the child will follow me in the future, including food and five insurances and one housing fund." ”

Looking at Ximenqing, who was pulled back and forth by Wu Zetian, I was hey.

Let your boy be handsome against the sky, and be favored by the empress, right?