Chapter 0004, the fairy is picturesque
"How can I find you?"
"If you recite my name three times, I will spread the word to you thousands of miles!"
", your name is so awkward, I remember it! Can you change it to a simpler one, such as the Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger, the Pagoda Town River and Mountain, how smooth and freehand!"
The Jade Emperor smiled leisurely, and then directly refused: "No!"
Xu Feng secretly rolled his eyes.
The Jade Emperor shook his sleeve robe and instructed: "Boy, pout your ass!"
Xu Feng asked with a confused expression, "What are you doing?"
"Don't ask, just do it!"
Xu Feng had no choice but to follow the requirements of the Jade Emperor, leaned over and raised his hips, and put on a sexy and flirtatious pose, with a shy and lovely face!
As soon as the posture was set, the Jade Emperor shouted, "Let's go!", and then kicked Xu Feng's ass with a heavy kick, and Xu Feng's soul flew out of the clouds with a whoosh like a rocket launch.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, I am your immortal... ”
After Xu Feng left this long sultry scolding, his soul fell back to the mortal world and returned to his body.
After waking up, Xu Feng found that he was lying on the hospital bed, with a tube in his hand and an infusion.
The body was very tired, as if it had collapsed after running for dozens of kilometers in a row.
Xu Feng shook his heavy head, his thoughts gradually became clearer, the words of the Jade Emperor Lao'er were still echoing in his mind, Xu Feng muttered secretly: "Could it be that I am dreaming?"
As soon as this thought came to his mind, Xu Feng found a yellow cloth bag on the bedside table, which was exactly the same as the cloth bag given to him by the Jade Emperor.
Xu Feng didn't dare to hesitate, opened the cloth bag and saw that there were gold medals, merit books, orders and holy decrees of the Taishang Laojun inside.
Xu Feng's mind was buzzing: ", it's not a dream, it's all true!"
It took more than ten minutes to think about life and accept this ridiculous and nonsense fact.
Don't say anything about the three views, it has already collapsed into a daze, and the doubts about the gods and ghosts in the past have become the factual basis that Xu Feng has to accept, otherwise how to explain everything that happened?
Xu Feng didn't want to resist, the conditions were all negotiated, did he dare to regret it?
And this incident is not an opportunity for Xu Feng, an opportunity to change his fate.
Otherwise, with his conditions and qualifications, what can he do in the future?
In today's society, it is basically difficult for people with no background, no connections, and no money to have a chance to get ahead, and Xu Feng is one of these three non-members.
Don't talk about the future, just now he is still struggling on the food and clothing line.
This summer, he was going to work to earn money, and he settled the tuition fees first.
But now there is another difficult task, to find fault with the order!
Let's start the investigation with the incident of their accidental drowning, I hope that these cow ghosts and snake gods still have a heart of constant awe for the Heavenly Dao Gang, as soon as Xu Feng showed the holy decree, they bowed their heads and confessed.
The ideal is very plump, the reality is too skinny, if these cow ghosts and snake gods are so obedient, the Jade Emperor Lao'er will not have to go to the mortal world to find a gunman.
When Xu Feng was pondering how to start the investigation, the door of the ward was pushed open.
A girl, also in a white hospital gown, walked in, surrounded by doctors, nurses, and a middle-aged couple.
Xu Feng's gaze stayed on the girl's face, revealing a shocked look.
The girl is beautiful and pure, the crystal clear snow skin and jade skin flashing with an ivory-like halo, the soft lines of the snow-white skin are graceful like a water hibiscus, clotted snow lotus, the stunning and delicate fragrance is as red as fire, the pure and beautiful eyes with thousands of charms are shy and slightly closed, the black and long eyelashes are tightly covering the pair of water-cut autumn pupils are trembling slightly, and the white and delicate straight jade neck is a pair of soft and round finely shaved shoulders, just like Snow White in the fairy tale world.
Oh my God, such a superb goddess, are you sure it's not a fairy in the sky?
The girl looked at Xu Feng with a grateful look in her eyes, not only that, but the middle-aged couple behind her, who looked extravagant, also looked at Xu Feng with gratitude at this moment.
The doctor in the white coat in front of them was the first to speak: "Young man, you have finally woken up, how are you feeling now?"
Xu Feng subconsciously replied: "I feel very tired." ”
The doctor explained: "Of course, you have been floating in the river for a day and a night after drowning, and your energy is exhausted, it is a miracle to be alive, and it is normal for your body to feel tired." ”
"I soaked in the water for a day and a night?"
"Yes, fortunately, the rescue team found it in time, and when you were sent to the hospital, you only had half a breath left, and it would be too late if it was a little later. ”
Xu Feng hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, doctor." ”
In fact, Xu Feng knew very well in his heart that if there was no Jade Emperor Lao'er, he would have died a long time ago, and it was only his corpse floating in the river, but he was resurrected later.
The doctor waved his hand and said, "No thanks, this is what I should do." ”
The middle-aged couple spoke: "Young man, it should be us who really want to say thank you, if you hadn't jumped into the river desperately to save people, our daughter's life would definitely be gone." ”
"Come, Dream Spirit, come over and thank you for your lifesaver. ”
Zheng Mengling walked to Xu Feng's bed delicately, bowed deeply, and said gratefully: "Thank you!"
The voice is sweet and delicate, like the sound of heaven.
Xu Feng, a single dog, could withstand such a critical attack, and said excitedly with a slightly red face: "Don't... Don't be so polite, this is what all Chinese men should do. ”
In fact, Xu Feng didn't see clearly whether it was a man or a woman who fell into the water, and subconsciously jumped into the water to save people, and after dragging Zheng Mengling to the shore, his legs and feet were weak, as if there was a powerful force under the water to suck him in, and then dragged him underwater, and he couldn't remember the rest clearly.
The Zheng couple gave a thumbs up and clapped their hands and said, "Okay, it's rare to see a hot-blooded young man like you now, young man, you are so good at recuperation, my Zheng family will repay you for saving your life." ”
"Doctor Liu, Xiao Xu will entrust you, you must take good care of him. ”
Dr. Liu hurriedly assured with sincere fear: "Definitely, definitely, please rest assured, I will definitely arrange it." ”
"Okay, then we won't bother Xiao Xu, you can rest well!"
After the Zheng couple finished speaking, they turned around and went out, Zheng Mengling was more shy, smiled at Xu Feng and nodded, and then strolled away.
It wasn't until the graceful figure disappeared that Xu Feng reluctantly put away his eyes.
The girl is very beautiful, but Xu Feng doesn't dare to think too much, looking at the Zheng couple's dress and Dr. Liu's respectful appearance towards them, he knows that this family is either rich or expensive.
Xu Feng is just a poor dick, don't expect toads to eat swan meat, the two are not people of the same world.
Don't look at him very grateful now, it's for the sake of his saving people, maybe he will turn around and forget about him in a blink of an eye.