You can choose to choose, and only Xu Feng is the most suitable person.

The expression on the Jade Emperor's face was very complicated, and his face changed erratically, which was more wonderful than the change of face in Sichuan Opera.

After half a burnt incense, the Jade Emperor calmed down, staring at Xu Feng with extremely sharp eyes, as if he wanted to penetrate Xu Feng's psychology with his eyes, but it was strange to say that the Jade Emperor couldn't see through Xu Feng's thoughts.

Xu Feng looked light-hearted, and his idle virtue made the Jade Emperor's feet itch very much.

After thinking about it again and again, the Jade Emperor had to compromise and said: "Huh, okay, you rampant kid is a little timid, let's talk about what conditions you have!"

The corners of Xu Feng's mouth hooked, revealing a harmless smile and responded: "Actually, my request is very simple, it doesn't hurt to get fair treatment, and the prerequisite for me to help is to bring my parents' souls into Elysium and enjoy Bliss forever." ”

The Jade Emperor was slightly stunned, thinking that Xu Feng would definitely make a lot of nonsense to fight for more benefits for himself, but he didn't expect that he was thinking about his parents, but he had filial piety.

The Jade Emperor agreed without such hesitation: "Filial piety comes first, it's rare that you have this heart, and I agreed to this condition." ”

"Okay, then I'll go on to say that it's okay to help you do things, but you must get your written acknowledgment and a token from you, and it's best to give me a magic weapon. ”

"For example... ”

"For example, Shang Fang's sword, the upper can behead the faint king, the lower can cure the traitorous minister, as soon as the sword comes out, who dares to disobey!"

The Jade Emperor's face twitched again, and he found that he was so tired from talking to Xu Feng that his face was about to become paralyzed.

The Jade Emperor glared and said, "I'm sorry, I don't have this thing, if I do, I would like to have such a Shang Fang sword." ”

"Ah, isn't it, you are the Jade Emperor, how can you be inferior to the emperor of the mortal world?" Xu Feng was not disappointed.

Those movies and TV series describe those ministers of the Qin Mission, aren't they all majestic, holding Shang Fang's sword, the tiger's body is shaken, and as soon as the sword is drawn, it scares the corrupt officials and traitors below and trembles, kneeling and begging for mercy?

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Ignorant child, how dare you compare me with those mortals, in short, there is no Shang Fang Sword." ”

"Okay, then it's okay to give a magic weapon, otherwise I'm a mortal body, how can my safety be guaranteed?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "There are no divine weapons, but I will give you a gold medal as a token, and with this gold medal, you can send the gods of the Three Realms as a send." ”

Xu Feng was overjoyed: "Then dare to be kind, with this gold medal, does even the Buddha have to listen to my orders?"

The Jade Emperor poured cold water and said: "You think too much, this gold medal is only theoretically able to command the gods of the Three Realms as a send, as for whether the gods below will buy it, that's another matter, and you also want to mobilize the Buddha? ”

Xu Feng's excited expression stopped abruptly, knowing that the Jade Emperor Lao'er was not so generous, this gold medal is estimated to have greater symbolic meaning than practical significance, and there are only some little gods and immortals that can be mobilized.

But think about it, the Jade Emperor can't even handle the monkey, and in the end he still invited the Buddha to come to subdue the naughty monkey, if he wants to have this ability, then he also needs to ask Xu Feng to be the minister of the Qincha.

"Jade Emperor, aren't you a pit man, is my safety guaranteed?"

"Hey, didn't you yourself say that this is a high-risk mission? Naturally, there will be some risks, there will be gains and losses, and this token is good or wonderful. ”

Flicker, you flicker!

Xu Feng didn't speak silently, just glanced at the Jade Emperor Lao'er with his eyes, just to see if this Jade Emperor Lao'er had a conscience!

The Jade Emperor was a little uncomfortable by Xu Feng, so he had to let go and said: "Then let's do it, I will give you another order from Taishang Laojun, you can dispatch the Taoist gods at the top, and you can dispatch the Yin soldiers and Yin generals at the bottom." ”

"It's pretty much the same, what, as a minister, you have to have a suitable line, right?"

The Jade Emperor categorically refused: "No, this time you are secretly running an immortal errand, all actions must be low-key, and you must not swagger through the market, on the surface, you are an ordinary mortal, only when you encounter something that violates the harmony of heaven, can you investigate." ”

"What about the funding?"

"It's said that it's a secret errand, you can solve the matter of funding yourself, as long as you don't know how to rob and steal, it is against the peace of heaven, you can do whatever you want, of course, you have to abide by the order of the world, don't cause chaos. ”

"Then a female secretary head office, right?"

"Well, you don't have any credit at the moment, so don't think about the matter of the female secretary and the entourage for the time being. ”

"Jade Emperor, what you mean by this is to reward meritorious deeds. ”

"Yes, as long as you work hard, I will definitely reward you for your meritorious deeds! I will reward you with a merit book, and the merit book will reflect your merits. ”

"That's good, this is what you said, but there is no basis for what you say, write it down in black and white before you count, please trouble the Jade Emperor to draft a holy decree, and write down the matter of rewarding meritorious deeds clearly, the more carefully the better!"

Xu Feng was very serious, so serious that the Jade Emperor couldn't compromise without compromise, so he had no choice but to wave his holy pen and write thousands of words on the Yellow Scroll Holy Decree, and wrote the matter of rewarding meritorious deeds clearly, and Xu Feng gave up.

After handing over the gold medal, Taishang Laojun's order, merit book, and holy decree to Xu Feng, the Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief.

For the first time, the Jade Emperor felt that dealing with a mortal was more difficult than dealing with an immortal, because the immortal would definitely not be as brazen as Xu Feng, who dared to bargain with him, and was so arrogant.

The more the Jade Emperor looked at Xu Feng, the more he felt that his chest was clogged, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Okay, everything is almost explained, from now on, you will take office, find fault with the order, and help me find out the unruly guys in the Three Realms and Six Realms one by one!"

Xu Feng made a fortune this time, although the Jade Emperor's task of finding fault is a high risk, but the reward is also high and scary, it is clearly written in black and white, and the Jade Emperor will never repay the debt.

Xu Feng hurriedly agreed: "Jade Emperor, don't worry, I will do my best to find fault with the order." ”

"Well, this is very good, I will send you to the mortal world, after you go back, you will live and cultivate for a few days, and your body will recover as before, in addition, I will remind you again, don't disobey the yang and the yin, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, and I can get back what I can give you." ”

Threat, this is definitely a naked threat, but Xu Feng has to buy it.

The Jade Emperor didn't need a finger to kill him, a sneeze could scrape him to the North Pole to cool down.

"Jade Emperor, don't worry, I, Xu Feng, am definitely not that kind of person!"

The Jade Emperor nodded, and was about to wave his hand to send Xu Feng's soul back to the mortal world, Xu Feng hurriedly asked, "By the way, Jade Emperor, this heaven and earth are big, where should I start?"

The Jade Emperor prompted: "Your death is quite strange, you can start with the cause of your death, and then come to me if you have any questions." ”