In the blink of an eye, Heshen has been here for two months, and the visitors to Hell have mastered basic survival skills in two months, such as ordering takeout, taking a taxi, and using the microwave.

He Shen came to the Internet café every afternoon, sat firmly at the cashier counter to watch TV series with Wang Xia, and went back to play cards on time in the evening;

Zhao Gao put a small horse in the afternoon and wore a pair of disc sunglasses to go to the underground passage to tell fortunes, I actually want him to put a broken bowl again, so that he can get back a few gross tickets every day, and at night he goes back to the hotel to fight with Cao Cao and Shen landlords;

Cao Cao's life is the most regular, get up early to practice Tai Chi in the park with a group of old men, go back to the hotel at noon to sleep for a few hours, go to the park to dance square dance in the afternoon, and play cards at night, he tried to invite the Empress to be a dance partner, but the Empress politely declined his invitation on the grounds that he had no time in the early days of the business;

Huang Chao was unanimously excluded by the card trio because he was too popular to play cards a while ago, and he was depressed and played the game alone.

As soon as I arrived at the Internet café that day, Huang Chao suddenly pointed to Xu Xiaoman's SUV at the door and asked, "Xiaoyuan, the car is a big machine, right?"

He was really right, and I smiled and said, "Yo, Brother Huang, are you interested in this?"

"Can you teach me?"

"This ......" I really don't dare to admit this casually, in case he really learns, driving without a license every day, I have no acquaintances in the traffic police force. "To be honest, Brother Huang, I'm afraid it won't work for the time being. ”

Most of these heroes have the excellent quality of never giving up until they reach their goal, Huang Chao's eyes bulged towards the car again, swallowed his saliva and said, "Why?"

"How can I tell you? If you want to drive, you have to take the imperial examination first, and this imperial examination is several days, and it is divided into subjects 1, 2, 3, and 4, not to mention how difficult it is. ”

I say this based on my limited understanding of Huang Chao, in his previous life, he repeatedly participated in the imperial examination, and he simply rebelled after repeated failures, I hope he can retreat in the face of difficulties.

Hearing me say this, Huang Chao was really moved, "Which is more difficult than our imperial examination at the end of the Tang Dynasty?"

"This ...... Brother Huang, this is not comparable. ”

Huang Chao waved his hand nonchalantly, "That's it, Xiaoyuan, you teach me first, if I can't learn......"

I hurriedly continued: "Brother Huang, don't be excited, even if we can't pass the test, we can't rebel at every turn." ”

"Don't worry, I'm measured. Huang Chao smiled and pointed to another car at the door of the Internet café: "It's really not good, I want that one to do it, that one is quite similar to riding a horse, it should be simpler." ”

When I looked at it, he was referring to a mountain bike.

"It's called a bicycle...... Hehe, I really have one, and I'll give it to you. ”

"Really?" Huang Chao's eyes lit up and said, "Then I'll learn this first, and after I learn it, you can teach me to drive a car." ”

"Okay, the car is in the back, you can go with me to get it. ”

Walking through the back door of the Internet café, the first thing I saw was my three-handed Alto, the windshield of the car had been smashed by something, the hood was open, and it was empty, and there was a tire missing, and the position of the tire was cushioned by a few bricks. There was only one place in the car that barely counted 7 percent new - a property advertising flyer inserted in a windshield wiper.

The corners of Huang Chao's eyes twitched twice, "Xiaoyuan, you, you don't plan to give this to me, do you?"

"You're going to have the skills to get this thing away, and you're going to save me the time to get it to the recycling bin. ”

Huang Chao shook his head again and again, "Let's discuss the bicycle." ”

As a result, my bike wasn't much better than a car. The bicycle was locked to a telephone pole next to the car, and nothing was intact except for the chain, the front tire was deflated, and the rear tire was ...... It was also deflated, the saddle was missing, only an iron rod remained, the chain fell off, and the pedals were intact and the other was ...... It was inexplicably covered with yellow transparent glue, like a craniotomy head.

The two cars are parked together, showing that their owners are quite embarrassed in their teens and twenties, and it is easy to make people think that the owner will not meet the fate of his life and die young.

I pulled from a bunch of keys for a long time, found two that could potentially open the chain, stepped forward and picked up the chain, poked for a long time and didn't get the point, I looked at the yellow nest embarrassedly, this thing has long been behind me, he pointed to the chain and said, "Do you still want this thing?"

Me: "No...... bar. ”

He stretched out his two index fingers, grabbed the chain, and pulled it slightly, the chain broke without even making a sound, I couldn't help but smack my tongue, "Brother Huang, I found out, there is a profession that is particularly suitable for you." ”

"What?"

"Stealing bikes. ”

Huang Chao gave me a disdainful look, "If you have a car, start teaching me." As he spoke, he wanted to get in the car.

I grabbed him with all my strength and shouted, "No!

This shout obviously aroused Huang Chao's alarm, and he kept his legs moving and asked, "What did you say, Xiaoyuan?"

I patted his feet and neck, and when he tucked his legs, I wiped my sweat, pointed to an iron rod erected at the saddle and said, "Do you dare to do this?"

Huang Chao took a look at it and clamped his legs, "What should I do then?"

"What else can I do? ”

"Xiaoyuan, I want to tell you a story. Huang Chao said seriously: "At that time, the war was tight, and I had to deal with countless military affairs every day, and the person who led the horse for me suggested several times that I change a horse, and I was annoyed and asked him why, and he said, 'Although this white cloud dyed ink is extremely powerful and has amazing speed, it has a fatal shortcoming. I asked him what his shortcomings were, and he said: 'This horse has an eye disease, and in order to see things on the left side, he must use his right eye, so he always tilts his head, so that the course of his run must also be crooked.' I was curious, so I followed him to see the white cloud-dyed ink, and sure enough. ”

I asked, "Then you changed horses?"

Huang Chao nodded, "Well, I also killed the person who raised the horse for me, I can't find the problem, what do I want him for?"

My scalp suddenly went numb and my back was cold, "Brother Huang, you ...... Why are you telling me this story?"

Huang Chao looked at which broken bicycle and said regretfully: "Let's change it, this ...... I don't think so. ”

"Let's repair it, and the money saved will buy you spicy noodles to eat. ”

"Okay!" Huang Chao agreed very happily this time.

Huang Chao had already picked up the bicycle with one hand and went out, "I'll fix it today." ”

I didn't feel at ease and said, "I'd better go with you." ”

Huang Chao simply took two red Grandpa Mao cards directly from the cashier drawer and put them in his pocket, "It's better for me to go by myself, you're too grinding." "This one really doesn't take himself as an outsider.

As soon as he went out, there was a small commotion in the Internet café, and since the last brick incident, I was particularly sensitive to this kind of commotion, and I hurriedly turned my head to look around to make sure that there were no vicious incidents such as fights, and I was relieved.

This commotion turned out to be Daji as the core, I saw this girl staring at the screen without saying a word, frowning deeply, and there was a faint look of anger and unwillingness in her eyes.

It was her online store, and there was only one product in it - old ghost beef. It has only been a month since it was launched, and overall, the number of orders per day is on the rise, and there has just been a diamond performance.

Daji opened the product comment area at this time, and there were 3 bad reviews in it:

"It's so bad! It's so bad! When I get my hands on it, it stinks! I wanted my colleagues to taste it, but I was laughed at by my colleagues, and I had to give a bad review!"

"He also said that there were no additives, and he threw it to my dog, and he didn't even eat it. ”

"The worst online shopping!Poor packaging!Poor delivery!Poor after-sales!No one responds to a refund for half a day, don't buy it here!This time it's enough!"

The students who were watching around Daji did not eat less beef with her, and they were quite supportive of her, and at first glance they knew that this was a malicious bad review, and immediately a student with rich experience in online shopping replaced Daji, and responded with Daji's account as a store under these three bad reviews:

"Lao Wei pinched his fingers, your colleague is also a professional bad reviewer, right?

"Actually, my dog doesn't eat it either, the reason: it's spicy. Is it easy for a dog to be a master like you, it's already ill-fated, elder, don't be embarrassed by the supernatural powers, Amitabha. ”

"When and how did you ask for a refund? Do you dare to take a screenshot to see? In addition, the goods will be delivered no more than 48 hours after you place an order, if this is also called slow, with all due respect, we can't wait for you like this, please take a direct detour next time." ”