Chapter 20: The Shocking Secret: Cao Cao Has Athlete's Foot!
I went downstairs with Xu Xiaoman, and found a courier brother in the Internet café, as soon as the little brother entered the door, he walked up to Daji with a familiar car, "Yo! There are two more packages today!"
Daji smiled, "It's hard work, you can also try the beef I made." ”
The courier brother scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "Every time I come, I eat a piece of your beef for nothing, so I'll buy some." ”
I thought to myself: It doesn't matter if you eat beef for nothing, if you eat tofu for nothing, Li Teng, who is eyeing you next to you, will definitely make you unable to eat it and walk around.
Daji had already stuffed a small bag of beef into the courier brother's hand, and while blocking him from taking out the money, he said, "If you are so polite, I won't dare to look for you next time." ”
The courier brother accepted the things, patted his chest and promised: "You can rest assured, the same day in the same city will arrive, and the other place will be delivered in three days at the latest, to ensure that your buyers are satisfied." ”
I leaned up and said to Daji: "Sister, looking at your posture, you have already earned three hundred a day, right?"
"You're only making 300 a day! Your whole family is making 300 a day!" It seems that she has been able to see through simple advertising scams with my patient education, and I am very pleased.
Daji opened the calculator software on the computer, entered a few numbers and calculated, and said seriously: "It seems to be ...... I can already make five hundred a day. ”
I glanced at the Yellow Nest sitting in the far corner playing games, what a gap!
What made me even more incredible was that not far from where Daji was sitting, there was a familiar figure.
Even though she sat there quietly like everyone else, occasionally clicking the mouse and pressing the keyboard, she still stood out from the crowd, as long as you were close to her within 5 meters, you would deeply realize that you were just a crowd.
Wu Zetian, the empress, the Jade Emperor's aunt, she is here!
When she saw me looking at her, she smiled at me dignifiedly. Yes, that smile is noble and cold, but it seems to be intimate with you, I never knew that the word "dignified" can also be used to describe an old man.
I was stunned for a few seconds, and then the Empress said, "What's wrong Xiaoyuan?
"No, no," I flattered, "big beauty, see if you're still good?"
After saying this, Xu Xiaoman's gaze immediately changed when he looked at me, as if he was looking at a pervert who was molesting an elderly woman, and I quickly introduced to Xu Xiaoman: "This is mine...... My ......"
I really don't dare to make up nonsense, I am the aunt of the Jade Emperor, I dare to say "This is my sister", upgrade myself to the elder of the Jade Emperor, and I am sure that there will be thunder in the sky after a while. I really want to ask Lord Yama: If I am struck by lightning because of this, can it be considered a work injury?
The empress had already seen Xu Xiaoman, she grabbed one of Xu Xiaoman's hands, patted it twice affectionately, and said, "I'm Xiaoyuan's grandmother, I heard that this kid has a girlfriend, I'll take a look, what's your name, girl?"
Xu Xiaoman was flattered and hurriedly said: "My name is Xu Xiaoman, it should be us who went to visit you, why don't you say anything when Grandma Li Yuan comes, it's really ......"
I indignantly shook the shoulder of the landlord Xu Xiaoman, "It's okay!
What should I call the Jade Emperor next time I see it?Uncle?Third Uncle?Second Uncle?...... It's messy, it's messy.
Xu Xiaoman reached out and twisted my waist dissatisfiedly, and said in surprise: "Yo! Grandma is so avant-garde?
When the Empress heard this, she was in high spirits, "Do you have any unmarried brothers and sisters in your family?" Let me introduce them to a partner, it is a good thing to be successful, and it is only necessary to make a friend. ”
Xu Xiaoman: "......"
Me: "Grandma, don't worry about others, you have time to find a wife for yourself, now that society is open, even if my father and mother don't support you, I will support you!"
Hey, hey, I really want to see what this powerful old lady is like.
Before the empress could speak, Xu Xiaoman said: "I think Brother Cao is quite suitable, he doesn't smoke or drink, and he likes to dance square dance recently, what a healthy and upward old man." ”
If I said this, the empress would scold me for being a little immodest at most, but now Xu Xiaoman is seriously thinking about her, and she said with a slightly red face: "No, no, I'm old." ”
Xu Xiaoman crossed his hands on his hips and said angrily: "Age is not a problem! Why do eighty-year-old men like twenty-year-old women, and eighty-year-old women can't like twenty-year-old men?"
No one said that she couldn't, what kind of excitement was this girl? The empress also raised a male pet back then, and when Xu Xiaoman said this, she probably remembered her affair, her face turned even redder, and she said stiffly: "Anyway, it's not good!"
As soon as I saw it, continuing to dwell on this issue was likely to cause Long Yan to be furious, and he hurriedly said: "My grandmother doesn't like Cao Cao, there is a reason, that's because...... Because...... Because Cao Cao has athlete's foot!"
Thankfully, there were not 10,000 but 8,000 dead brain cells, and I mourned for them for three minutes, and then I decided to turn my grief into an appetite, and tore a large piece of beef from Daji and threw it into my mouth and chewed it viciously.
The Empress pointed to the love website on the computer screen and said, "Xiaoyuan, I also want to make a whole website dedicated to introducing people to people." ”
I thought about it for a while, "Grandma, you can try to open a small marriage agency first, okay?"