Chapter 794: Salted Fish Descends the Mountain
Thinking of this, Salted Fish snorted coldly in his heart, he didn't believe it, it was more shameless than shameless, and there were people who could compare with him! So Salted Fish laughed and said, "Oh, hello everyone!
After speaking, Salted Fish walked into the backyard as if he were his own family.
With such a loud voice and such a big movement, Fang Zheng and the others naturally couldn't pretend to be invisible anymore, but Fang Zheng didn't mean to put down the bowl and chat, but asked while eating: "Salted fish, what are you doing here?"
"What salted fish? I'm a koi! Koi! Remember, koi!" Salted fish unhappily corrected the square wording, and then glanced at the rice bowl on the table, his heart ached, and at the same time he scolded: Are these grandsons all rice buckets?
"Koi fish is too unpalatable, let's call it salted fish. Salted fish, what are you doing here? Aren't you swimming in the Tianlong Pool?" Fang Zheng said this, eating.
The salted fish smelled the fragrance, swallowed saliva, squinted at the rice in the rice bowl, and said, "Me...... I...... The ...... "salted fish really didn't know what to say, but seeing that the rice was about to run out, my heart was also anxious!
Salted fish's heart jumped, and he scolded: "Hey! These little things, this is clearly to compare with me! I have a cheeky face to eat, and you are cheeky and pretend not to know? Okay, see who is ruthless!"
Thinking of this, the salted fish grinned, came to the table, jumped on the table, and put the fins on the edge of the rice bowl like a human. The action was extremely natural, as if an ordinary person was leaning on the guardrail, as if there was no intention, just leaning on it. Salted fish heart said: "I'm so clear, you still pretend not to understand me?"
However, Salted Fish still underestimated the thickness of the faces of a few guys in the temple, and Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Oh?
Salted fish swallowed and said, "Isn't it time for dinner, I'll come in and have a look......"
"Oh, it's dinner time. We're all eating, aren't you going home to eat?"
Salted fish rolled his eyes and said in his heart: Where am I going to eat?
"I'm not full yet, so let's have some more. At this time, the red boy began to serve food again.
Salted fish was in a hurry, so he quickly pressed the rice bowl and said, "You have eaten a lot, let's rest." ”
"I can still eat, rest assured. The red boy pulled the fins of the salted fish and continued to serve the meal.
Salted fish looked at Fang Zheng, Fang Zheng was still sitting there with the old god eating, eating vegetables. Salted fish shouted, "Master, I'll come to your monastery as a Dharma protector, won't you care about food?"
As soon as these words came out, Fang Zheng finally reacted, and raised his eyelids and said, "Protector?"
"That's right!" Salted Fish nodded.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "The poor monk hasn't fully agreed to this matter." ”
"Uh, what do you mean by that? Didn't you say yes before?" Salted Fish had a bad feeling.
Fang Zhengdao: "Let's put it this way, the current situation is that the poor monk is the abbot of this temple, and whether the temple recruits employees or not, and who recruits as employees is what the poor monk says." When you come to be a Dharma protector, you are here to apply. Whether the poor monk needs you or not, it depends on the mood. ”
"No...... No...... That one...... Hey, that's not right! If you don't want to protect the Dharma, what are you doing with me?" Salted Fish was a little confused at first, but then reacted and immediately retorted.
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said: "The poor monk is recruiting people, but who to use has not yet been decided." As for you, let you live in Tianlong Pool, which is also my Buddha's mercy and give you a temporary place to rest. As for eating...... You'll have to figure it out on your own. This is a small monastery for poor monks, and it is not allowed to enter the monastery to live and eat. Well, this is where the monks live, so let's go out. ”
Red Boy smiled and said, "If you are really hungry, you can stand in the northwest corner, open your mouth wider, and the northwest wind pipe is full." ”
When the salted fish heard this, he almost jumped up, slapped the table, and shouted: "No matter what you eat, let me go? No way! If you don't give me food today, I won't leave! No, I'm done!"
After speaking, the koi jumped directly into the rice bowl, ready to eat it first regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one!
Koi knows that there are a lot of talented people here, and this time the move is very sudden, crisp and neat, without any tricks. Moreover, when he entered the basin, he opened his mouth, and in line with the principle of what he ate, he fell into a mouthful!
Outcome......
While!
"Oops......" Salted fish covered his mouth, stared at the clean, as if washed stainless steel basin below, and roared angrily: "You guys are too much! You still have food just now! Why is there a pot left after saying two words? Are you dogs? Lick so cleanly? It's all reflective!"
As soon as the words fell, Salted Fish saw the lone wolf who was a little stunned on the side, covered his face, and muttered, "I...... There are dogs. ”
The lone wolf's old face was old for a while, how can this dead fish speak? He's a wolf, not a dog, right? But looking at the sad look on the salted fish's face, and the scruples about eating in his mouth, he didn't say anything.
At this moment, the voice of the salted fish is full of trills and crying! He has just arrived, first he was beaten, and then he was starved, this is too much to bully the fish! Is there such a treatment of the old man?
Looking at the sad and indignant look on the salted fish, Fang Zheng was also a little sad and regretful, but Fang Zheng soon found that there was a cunning light flashing in the big eyes of this salted fish, obviously, this thing was acting again!
So Fang Zheng gave up and immediately let the salted fish eat, but knocked on the table and said: "This is not the point, the point is that if you are not a member of the temple, you can't eat the things of the temple." ”
"I'm going to join the monastery!" immediately exclaimed Salted Fish.
Fang Zheng nodded and said: "This is not what you say to join, if you want to join the Yizhi Temple, it depends on fate and merit." If you do well, you will naturally accept you, and if you do poorly, the poor monks really don't accept it. ”
Salted fish grinned and said: "There are many more rules in Lingshan than yours, I can enter the mountain gate over there, let alone your small temple?"
Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction, he was waiting for this sentence, so he said: "The poor monk can hire you, but you are not a disciple of the poor monk, nor is you a regular employee." Just become a temporary worker first, and if you perform well, you will be promoted to a full-time employee. As a temporary worker, you will have a limited amount of meals temporarily, and after a regular job, you will be promoted and added meals according to your performance. ”
"Uh, can you still play like this?" Salted fish is an old fritter with a flexible brain, and when he heard it, he heard the catty and mysterious in these words, and couldn't help but exclaim.
Fang Zheng smiled: "That's it, it's up to you to do it or not." ”
"If I don't do it, can I go down the mountain?" asked Salted Fish.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Feel free." ”
Xianyu was immediately overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Ancestor, I have all my skills, and I can still be starved to death by you?"