Chapter 793: Shameless
Salted fish hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, unless I want to, nothing else can be dyed with my salty taste!" I heard the Buddha say that my salty taste is very special, and my ability is all in this salty, if I can pass it on to others, won't I be unemployed?"
Fang Zheng was relieved at this time, and waved his hand: "You can live in Tianlong Pool, but you are not allowed to make Tianlong Pool salt water for me." Jingzhen, you are responsible for explaining the rules to him, if he does not abide by the rules, he can sue at any time! Although our temple is poor, there are still a few pickle jars. ”
When the salted fish heard this, he was immediately ecstatic and thanked him again and again.
When Fang Zheng left, the salted fish came back to his senses, no! He entered the Tianlong Pond, which was for the benefit of the temple! The water in the pond turned into the holy water of the Buddha's light, which was definitely a great benefit! Moreover, he was a fish, and he lived in the water, wasn't it a matter of course? How could he get here, and he still had to be grateful? This Nima ...... The plot is a little off track.
No matter what the salted fish thought, the monkey came over, slipped him away, found a place where no one was, and a monkey and a fish talked.
In fact, there are not many rules in the temple, the main thing is to be obedient, not to make the master angry, to be civilized and polite, to break the basic moral bottom line, to break the basic Buddhist precepts, and to rest the casual.
Listening to the rules here, the salted fish is overjoyed, this is much more relaxed than in Lingshan!
However, Xianyu immediately noticed that something was wrong, and asked the monkey, "Why are you all disciples of this monastery, and when you come to me, you have no reputation?"
"It's not so simple to want to join our master's disciple. You'd better practice hard......" This time it was the monkey's turn, and he raised his head, waved his sleeves and left.
Salted fish stroked his beard, clicked his mouth, looked at the temple, and then looked at Tianlong Pond, and said with a smile: "It's better not to be a disciple, I am a fish for nine trillion years, worship under the door of a little monk, then it is called losing fish!"
Thinking of this, the salted fish plunged into the Tianlong Pond and swam happily.
However, he was happy for a long time, and soon understood the difference between this disciple and foreign goods......
As the sky gradually darkened, the wind became more and more fierce. Although it didn't snow, the wind blew the snowflakes on the ground and flew into the air, and the scene was not much different from snow.
But this has nothing to do with salted fish, salted fish lying on the water surface of Tianlong Pond, blowing the water splash and muttering: "This broken weather, this broken place, this broken aura, this broken temple, this broken pool......"
Scolding and scolding, the salted fish only felt a rumbling in his stomach, and was stunned for a moment, touched his belly, and muttered: "What does this feel like?"
After living for nine trillion years, salted fish naturally don't need to eat on Lingshan, and it is enough to absorb the aura of heaven and earth every day. But this is the earth, and the aura here is less than one trillionth of the spiritual mountain! That is to say, he can take a breath in the spiritual mountain and get a bottom on it, and he can eat enough after ten minutes of meditation. But in fact, when you are in Lingshan, unless you are hungry, the spiritual energy will continue to swim around the whole body with the breath and the exercises you practice, and you will never be short of nutrition, so there will be no hunger. But when I got here, it didn't work, there was too little aura in the air, and it couldn't cover my own consumption at all, so I don't know how many years I hadn't felt hungry salted fish, and finally I was hungry!
Touching his stomach, his eyes straightened, he waited for a long time, suddenly jumped up, and said with a smile: "Oh, this is hungry! Hehe, I haven't felt this feeling for many years, tsk...... It's quite a novelty. ”
Salted fish smirked, and after laughing for a few minutes, his stomach rang again.
Salted fish shook his head and said, "That's it, I'll fill you first." So, the salted fish has a big mouth and sucks!
At the same time, in the northwest direction, a cold wind blew, and all of a sudden, it poured him a mouthful of cold wind! The salted fish only felt that the cold wind was directly in his stomach, and his stomach shivered! As for the aura, he didn't feel it at all! He shuddered involuntarily, and then he suddenly remembered that this world was different! And his supernatural powers were also sealed!
The salted fish suddenly panicked, lost its supernatural powers, lost its aura, and was hungry, but what could it do? Eat? The salted fish glanced around, but he didn't see anything to eat! Drilling into the water, looking for small fish and shrimp? As a result, after getting in, there was not a single hair in the Tianlong Pond except for mud. And even if there were, I wouldn't be able to eat salted fish. The salted fish was dumbfounded, its stomach gurgling, but it couldn't find anything to eat, and it didn't know what to do for a while.
At this moment, a gust of wind blew, this gust of wind was not the same as just now, it was blowing from the angle of the temple, salted fish subconsciously smelled it, his eyes instantly narrowed, and muttered: "This is the taste of crystal rice......! And the smell of bamboo! No, there's something else! It's so fragrant......"
Smelling this, the salted fish climbed ashore, and with its hand-like fins behind its back, it paced and walked into the temple. Before I knew it, I was at the gate of the backyard......
At this moment, in the backyard of Yizhi Temple, five guys, Fangzheng, lone wolf, squirrel, monkey, and red boy sat around the table, with a big rice bowl on the table and two vegetable bowls on the side. A bowl of roasted bamboo shoots, a bowl of fried vegetables. There aren't many styles, but they look appetizing.
Especially, these guys are already on the move.
The head of the lone wolf on the ground is stuck in the rice bowl, and the food does not look up.
The squirrel on the table, the two cheeks are stuffed round, and the one that eats is called refreshing.
Although the monkey ate slowly, there was a lot of rice in the bowl, and while eating, he muttered, "It's delicious." ”
The red boy was not slow to eat, taking a bite from left to right, and while eating, he generally said, "Master, it's cold this day, so you still need to eat something!" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the salted fish only felt that the air they breathed was full of ice ballast, and they were cold and panicked......
Fang Zheng saw the arrival of the salted fish at a glance, but he didn't say anything, so he didn't see it.
Red Boy and the others naturally saw it, Fang Zheng didn't speak, and they naturally didn't speak, so they all treated it as if they didn't see it. At the same time, the pace of eating was accelerated......
Salted fish cushioned his feet, tilted his head to look at the table, and seeing that a pot of rice was almost finished, he finally became anxious, and said in his heart: "You didn't see me, did you?"
"Ahem......" Salted fish coughed dryly, trying to get everyone's attention. In his opinion, you are eating, but there are guests coming, you are embarrassed not to invite the guests to eat, right? Otherwise, this person will not be able to get by...... At least, Salted Fish has used this trick before, cheekily rubbing several meals.
However, these guys in front of them didn't react at all! Except for eating a little faster, as if he was air!
Salted fish had a bad premonition, and said in his heart: "Could it be that the shameless met the smelly and shameless one?"