In another world, Gao Xiaopan did not win the comedian championship with "Pear Garden", but that was because Gao Xiaopan's semi-final results were too poor.

"Pear Garden" itself is still very popular.

Everyone was looking at the big screen intently.

At this time, the lights on the stage were a little dim, and just when the audience was a little inexplicable, a dull drum suddenly sounded, and then Xu Qian was seen wearing a white horse coat and holding a knife, and rushed onto the stage like this.

Xu Qian's appearance is really amazing.

"So handsome!"

"It's so handsome. ”

"He really deserves to be the first handsome in the universe. ”

"Xu Qian is a natural hanger, and he is very handsome in whatever clothes he wears!"

"It's just handsome. ”

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As soon as Xu Qian appeared, it immediately aroused the applause of the whole house, and many girls looked at Xu Gan's eyes with light, as if they wanted to eat him.

After Xu Qian came to the stage, he began to play with the knife flower, and used a trick to wrap his head and brain!

Many people are looking forward to it, because Xu Qian has acted in "Ip Man", and his movements are very chic and fluent.

He also once performed Wing Chun in an interview, and many people still remember the scene of smashing the table with that palm.

At this time, the knife in Xu Qian's hand fell.

All........

"What's going on?"

"It's not pretending!"

"I'll go, Xu Qian's pretending to be a bit of a failure!"

"What's going on here?"

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Xu Qian immediately picked up the knife clumsily.

Many people said: "This must be because of the needs of the plot." ”

That's true, Xu Qian is fused with the data card of the Kung Fu Emperor, and he is proficient in almost all eighteen kinds of martial arts, and if he plays tricks, almost no one can compare to him.

After he picked up the knife, he bent down and slashed forward, this move was powerful and heavy, and he looked vigorous.

"That's amazing!"

"It looks amazing!"

"Xu Qian is awesome!"

"That's awesome!"

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Xu Qian fused Sun Lutang's data card, as long as he wanted to, as long as he was serious, his moves would be very, very powerful, and full of divine will.

"Do you see me doing this?"

Xu Qiandao.

While speaking, Xu Qian raised the knife in Yang's hand, and touched the knife as if he was stroking his own child: "Do you see my equipment?"

Immediately afterwards, Xu Qian said: "Did you remember a sentence that the moon is dark and the wind is high!"

The four words "the moon is dark and the wind is high", Xu Qian used the tone of Peking Opera, which was very loud.

Everyone was stunned:

"Xu Qian has a hand!"

"Xu Qian also studied Peking Opera?"

"Awesome, I thought I knew Xu Qian very well, but now I found that my knowledge of him was far from enough. ”

"This, what else Xu Qian won't?"

"This man is indeed an alien. ”

"Xu Qian is too strong, he is simply invincible, no one can compare to him. ”

"For the first time, I felt that Peking Opera was also so charming. ”

"Xu Qian is so cool!"

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Everyone else was surprised, and when Xu Qian participated in the sketch "The Legend of Part-time Work", some people exclaimed: "Xu Gan is so special that he can sing and comment on dramas!"

Later, Xu Qian and Master Feng collaborated on the cross talk "Point Company", and many people knew that he could still talk and sing.

And now he is telling everyone that he knows Peking Opera.

"This 。。。。。。 ”

Everyone didn't know what to say, and the more they got to know Xu Gan, the more they felt that he was unfathomable, and the more they got to know him, the more they knew how powerful he was.

The audience responded: "Killing Night!"

Everyone spoke in unison, and the voice was very loud, which can be described as deafening.

Xu Qian covered his mouth and said, "It's heavier than my taste." ”

The crowd laughed:

"You're the one who tastes heavy. ”

"The heaviest taste is you. ”

"I even said that we have heavy tastes, and this is not something I learned from you。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny. ”

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Xu Qian shook the horse coat on his body, and said depressedly: "Let me tell you this, in fact, I am an ordinary volunteer in this pear garden nursing home, since we beat our nursing home to three old artists, I, a professional sweeper, in order to coax them to sleep, I became an apprentice!"

While speaking, Xu Qian's hands were dancing, obviously full of resentment.

Instead of sympathizing with him, the audience burst out laughing:

"Well deserved!"

"Well deserved!"

"Haha, Xu Qian, you deserve it!"

"Well deserved!"

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What they like to see the most is Xu Qian's depressed face, although they know that it is fake, but their hearts are also very dark.

Director Dongfang and the others all looked at this scene a little speechlessly.

Xu Qian continued to complain: "And these three old artists, no one is in harmony with anyone, and no one is angry with anyone! I, a public apprentice, should be like a thief!"

The crowd laughed again:

"Public apprenticeship。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian crossed his hands on his hips, looking full of momentum: "Today, I can't bear it anymore, when they fight." ”

He directly picked up the knife on the ground, and then took on the independent posture of the golden rooster, but his body staggered and almost fell.

All........

"This is a forced 。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Xu Qiantai is so funny. ”

"Can Xu Qian not be so funny?"

"You're really going to laugh at me!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Immediately after that, Xu Qian was unsteady on his feet, panting heavily.

All.......

"Isn't that okay?"

"It's not in place!"

"I'm going to laugh at me!"

"Pretend to be thorough. ”

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Immediately afterwards, Xu Qian arched his leg on one leg, held a knife, and said in a Peking Opera accent: "Master, the apprentice is here!"

In the end, the word "come" dragged on very long.

At this time, a gong and drum sounded, and the whole stage suddenly brightened.

This kind of brightness is the brightness of the hazy color, with the landscape of the south of the Yangtze River, and then with the bright moon, it is full of poetic beauty, making people feel as if they are in the ancient garden, which is full of style.

This is the charm of Gao Xiaopan's sketches, maybe not so funny, but the style is definitely very high, and his kind of high is not high and low, but it makes you feel pleasing to the eye.

"It's beautiful!"

"It's really beautiful!"

"It's so beautiful!"

"Poetic and lifelike!"

"It's like being in the middle of a water town in the south of the Yangtze River. ”

"It feels so peaceful. ”

"Xu Qian's cross talk drama this time feels very stylish!"

"He is worthy of being an international director, and he is doing well in stage art!"

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Everyone was shocked by the choreography.

This choreography is really beautiful and intoxicating.

The most depressed now is undoubtedly Li Mi, he originally watched "The Garden of Pears" with a provocative mood, but he found that he couldn't pick out the thorns at all, and the style of "The Garden of Pears" was so high at the beginning that he couldn't start at all.

In the end, he could only write in the scarf: "This is not a cross talk drama at all, this is a sketch at all!"

Master Feng was immediately unhappy when he saw this scarf, and said directly: "This is a cross talk drama, I know better than you." ”

Li Mi was embarrassed.

Because Master Feng is indeed a Taishan Beidou-level figure in the field of cross talk.

Master Feng is qualified to say this to him: "I know better than you. ”

And Master Feng is not lost to him in terms of qualifications or connections.

He also knew that he had made a mistake, that is, he had offended Master Feng, the so-called "cross talk drama" was first invented by Master Feng, and since his partner left him, he performed sketches in the form of performing "cross talk dramas".

Isn't it just a slap in the face of Master Feng when he buries the cross talk drama like this, it's no wonder that Master Feng is not angry.

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At this time, there are three small beds on the stage, and there is a person sitting on each bed, except for the first person who turned around, the other two people are facing away from everyone, and the lights are dim at this time, and they can't see who is who, and they can only distinguish that the first two are men, and the third is slim and is a woman.

Everyone couldn't help but think of Xu Qian's previous introduction, could it be that these three people are the three masters that Xu Qian said?

At this time, the first person had already turned around, and he was dressed like Xu Qian-a horse coat and bloomers, his figure was a little rickety, and the wrinkles on his face were criss-crossed.

"Who is this!"

But not many people know him.

However, everyone didn't care, didn't many people know Zhao Rong when "Part-time Job Adventure" before, but after this Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Rong will definitely be famous all over the world, which is almost undoubted!

This is Xu Qian's charm and strength.

Anyone who cooperates with Xu Qian in everything will achieve great success, this is a truth that has been verified by countless people, otherwise how could Xu Qian be called a "star maker" by others?

"This is Tan Zhen!"

Many viewers don't know this person, but it doesn't mean that he is not famous.

At least Dongfang Director and others know him, this is an old artist, and he has a very stubborn temper, and he is very famous in a specific field.

It can be said that he is a Tao Yuanming-style character, he doesn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice, and ordinary people really can't invite him.

"Xu Qian was able to invite him out of the mountain!"

"It's 。。。。。。。。 ”

People who know Tan Zhen think it's incredible, which is even more surprising than Xu Qian's invitation to Wang Ya to come out of the mountain before.

"What kind of magic does this Xu Qian have?"

Many people are curious.

Li Mi's eyes also straightened, when he hosted the Spring Festival Gala, he also wanted to invite Tan Zhen out of the mountain, but Tan Zhen didn't bird him.

And now Tan Zhen was invited out of the mountain by Xu Qian, this is a naked look down on him!

"This old immortal!"

Li Mi secretly scolded in his heart, he was already very, very unhappy with Tan Zhen, which showed that he looked down on him.

After this person came to power, Xu Qian and the two of them played with each other, Xu Qian got up, bowed his body, got up and bowed, and kept retreating.

The two sides are very fancy, good-looking, as I said before, Xu Qian has fused the data card of the Kung Fu Emperor, and he is almost invincible in terms of "flower fists and embroidered legs", and this cooperation with Tan Zhen is really pleasing to the eye.

The audience also applauded.

"Wow, that's wonderful!"

"I didn't think Xu Qian was so powerful!"

"Hehe, there's a lot you don't know. ”

"Of course, Xu Qian is omnipotent. ”

"This is Xu Qian!"

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Of course, there are also people who cheer for Tan Zhen.

"This old man can do it!"

"At such an age, I am still so agile. ”

"Xu Qian's provocative vision is good. ”

"Admire Xu Qian!"

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Xu Qian came back to his senses, and just as he was standing up straight and about to turn his head to look, Tan Zhen directly gave him a brain meltdown.

Xu Qian fell to the ground directly, the knife was thrown off, and he lay on his back on the ground, sleeping like a dead pig.

But no one was worried about him.

"It must be pretended!"

"Xu Qian is starting to sell miserably again!"

"It's pretended. ”

"It's not like it this time!"

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Tan Zhen turned around and bent down to pick up the knife that Xu Qian had fallen, came to Xu Qian's side, looked down at Xu Gan like a dead pig, and kicked him directly: "The play is too much!"

Xu Qian jumped up with a carp, looking very chic and fluent.

While the crowd exclaimed, they also complained:

"I know that Xu Qian is pretending!"

"I don't know Xu Qian's urine?"

"Haha, it's all a routine!"

"Xu Qian's carp action is really handsome!"

"It's so handsome. ”

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Although everyone knows that this is a routine, everyone still loves to watch it, just like an American blockbuster, they all know that it is a big bang, a big scene, and an old routine, but they just love to watch it.

Xu Qian held his head high at the moment, looking generous and righteous, but everyone only complained:

"You think I won't know you if you change your vest!"

"Hao Jian, Hao Jian, your cheapness is hidden in your bones. ”

"Don't sell it miserably, no one will believe it!"

"Pathetic Xu Qian!"

"Xu Qian is going to laugh at me, I don't know why, I want to laugh when I see Xu Qian. ”

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Tan Zhen put two knives on the left and the right on Xu Gan's neck, and he sang in the voice of Peking Opera: "Baby, you haven't practiced again!"

Everyone also cheered for Tan Zhen.

At this moment, Xu Qian's wrist sounded 'Didi' twice, and Tan Zhen looked over in surprise: "What sound?"

Xu Qian said: "Master, my time is up!"

The audience thought that Xu Qian had said before that he had three masters, and he was a public apprentice of three people, and immediately understood that this was a time set by Xu Gan, and this was to meet the next master.

Everyone is also very curious, the performance of this first master Tan Zhen is not bad, so how is the next master performing?

Tan Zhen sang in Peking Opera singing: "Could it be that you can't show your original form?"

The crowd laughed:

"Emerge in its original form。。。。。。 ”

"Is this Journey to the West?"

"Is Xu Qian a monster?"

"Hahaha, that's funny. ”

"Can this cross talk drama be so interesting?"

"Yes, yes. ”

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Master Feng nodded on the side: "Not bad, not bad." ”

Cross talk drama was invented by Master Feng, he believes that cross talk drama is an emerging form of artistic performance, which is produced on the basis of cross talk and melodrama, breaking the traditional expression and performance methods of cross talk, and showing the essence of cross talk in the form of drama.

Cross talk drama is a kind of cross talk performance with a storyline, character character, and even stage props background, which uses speaking, learning, teasing, and singing as the form of expression, reflecting the real society, family, and life, and bringing laughter to the audience.

But in fact, Master Feng clearly knows that there is not much difference between this cross talk drama and a sketch, but the name is linked to cross talk.

At the beginning, his partner abandoned him, and he, as a Taishan Beidou-level figure in the cross talk world, could not abandon cross talk, if he abandoned cross talk, then cross talk would really be over, so he found another way to create the form of cross talk drama.

Although he is a little self-deceived, he has also found a new way out for cross talk, so as not to let cross talk go to a dead end.

But to be honest, the quality of Master Feng's so-called cross talk drama was not as good as his previous cross talk, until he returned to his peak state with Xu Qian's cooperation in "Point Company" this year.

When Master Feng saw Xu Qian's cross talk drama, he felt very tasteful: "Maybe he can open up a new path." ”

Master Feng secretly said in his heart, no one knew that Master Feng's expectations for Xu Qian were so high.