The cross talk drama continues:

Xu Qian hurriedly said wisely: "That-I...... My clear qi rises, my turbid qi falls, my thoughts return to my large intestine, and my water enters my bladder. ”

All........

"Isn't this just peeing? ”

"It's so elegant!"

"Xu Qiantai is so funny. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

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Tan Zhen also said angrily: "Hey, hey, you just said that you can't finish peeing?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's quite interesting for the master and apprentice!"

"This cross talk drama is very interesting!"

"I'll just say, Xu Qian must be very powerful. ”

"Produced by Xu Qian, it is really a high-quality product!"

"Awesome, I just want to say. ”

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"That's what it means!"

Xu Qian nodded.

Then he arched his hand and said, "Master, wait for the apprentice to solve the problem of personal hygiene and then come to suffer—ah, death!"

The last two words were raised in a very high voice, and it was obvious that the tone of Peking Opera was obvious.

The crowd applauded:

"Awesome!"

Xu Qian's voice was quite loud. ”

"This skill should not be underestimated!"

"It's really worthy of Xu Qian!"

"It's amazing. ”

"It's just a blast!"

"I admire Xu Qian the most!"

"I just want to say that Xu Qian is,. ”

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Tan Zhen replied: "You go quickly—go back!"

Xu Qian responded: "You have to order!"

Xu Qian ran out, and he breathed a long sigh of relief: "See, nine deaths, Master of Peking Opera!"

People are curious, what will happen next?

Xu Qian touched his waist and took out the prepared Allegro.

Everyone was a little surprised: "Could it be that Xu Qian still knows how to be allegro?"

Xu Qian sighed: "Next, Allegro!"

Xu Qian began to walk to the room in the middle, and at the same time took out the allegro and crackled, and at the same time he muttered: "Master!"

All........

"Is this Xu Qian really good at Allegro?"

"What else Xu Qian wouldn't?"

"Peking Opera, magic, sketches, storytelling, Xu Qian's special everything, and now he can even be allegro, who is this special person?"

"Xu Qian is too omnipotent, he is simply a god-like character, omnipotent!"

"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome,!"

"This, Xu Gan's power is beyond my imagination, I really don't know what to say. ”

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At this time, a voice came from the room: "Come in." ”

The camera gave him a close-up, with a Chinese face, beardless, and an old complexion.

"I don't know!"

"Who is this man?"

"I go, I don't know. ”

"I don't know who!"

"Who is Xu Qian looking for this time!"

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The audience said they didn't know such a person.

The audience doesn't know him, but some do.

"He's Pei Yuanqing!"

Master Feng and the others exclaimed.

"This is an Allegro master!"

Master Feng and others recognized Pei Yuanqing, Pei Yuanqing is still very, very famous in certain fields, for example, in the Allegro field, he is a master-level figure.

Although ordinary audiences don't know them, in the eyes of Master Feng, he is a real master-level figure.

"Is that him?"

"He's been invited, too!"

"Xu Qian was able to invite him out of the mountain!"

"It's really worthy of Xu Qian, who has been breaking the rules. ”

"Awesome!"

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Pei Yuanqing and Tan Zhen are both antique-level figures, and it is impossible for ordinary people to invite them, and at this point they no longer need the stimulation of money.

Therefore, it is very, very incredible that Xu Qian was able to invite them.

Li Mi was shocked again.

He also invited Pei Yuanqing at the beginning, but Pei Yuanqing didn't like him at all, and didn't take him seriously at all, but now Xu Qian invited Pei Yuanqing, which was a naked slap in the face.

"Why did he invite all the people I couldn't invite?"

Li Mi thought a little speechlessly, his resentment towards Xu Qian was even higher.

After entering the door, the master and apprentice began to show their powers, you hit yours, I hit mine, each of them had a board, and the two of them played up and down with four hands, crackling and wonderful, and also won the applause of the audience.

"Good!"

"Beautiful!"

"Xu Qian is !!!! awesome"

"Xu Qian's awesome。。。。。。 ”

"It's a great way to play. ”

"I didn't think that Xu Qian's allegro was so bullish. ”

"This is Xu Qian's strength, there is nothing he won't have. ”

"Xu Qian is simply !!!! the sky"

"Ask the vast earth, only I Xu Qian!"

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At the same time, everyone was also shocked by Pei Yuanqing's performance.

"This old man can!"

"This old man has a set!"

"Awesome,!"

"This old man's Allegro skills are okay. ”

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"In an instant, only to scrape - the stars are scattered, the pit is flattened, the ice melts, the loosening, the eagle flies, the monk walks, the warp is turned, the lights are extinguished, the nails are nailed, the bow collapses, ......"

It's a tongue twister!

Xu Qian couldn't keep up with Pei Yuanqing's rhythm at all, he moved his lips and only said "in an instant".

After Pei Yuanqing finished speaking, Xu Qian said: "I can't hold my face blue!"

Pei Yuanqing was a little speechless and said, "You just sing the last sentence?"

The crowd laughed:

"This Xu Qian!"

"There's definitely a reversal in the back. ”

"It's an old routine!"

"It's supposed to be low-key at first, and then surprise us. ”

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Everyone has made speculations that Xu Qian is definitely not an embroidered pillow, and the plot will definitely be reversed, this is everyone's inner thoughts, and it is also everyone's familiarity with Xu Gan's routine.

Xu Qian was very embarrassed, and at this time, the alarm clock in his hand rang again.

Everyone knew that this was Xu Gan's timing, and it should be his third master who began to urge him.

Pei Yuanqing said: "Hey-what is it?"

Xu Qian hurriedly said: "Master, Master, listen to me, the apprentice has to go to the toilet!"

He said it in an allegro, but it also looked imposing.

The crowd cheered for him:

"Good Xu Qian!"

"Yes!"

"Awesome!"

"Xu Qian is awesome. ”

"I like Xu Qian the most, Xu Qian is really handsome when he plays Allegro. ”

"Xu Qian is so handsome, every move is so handsome!"

"It's handsome. ”

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Pei Yuanqing also said with an allegro: "There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey, sooner or later you will be angry with me!"

Xu Qian said with an allegro: "Angry-death-you!"

Pei Yuanqing glared at Xu Qian: "The guts have fattened you!"

As he spoke, Pei Yuanqing grabbed the allegro in Xu Gan's hand, raised his leg and kicked Xu Gan's ass, almost kicking him in the head.

"Hehe, my master, this leg is higher today than yesterday!"

Xu Qian said to the audience.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

According to Xu Qian's meaning, it is normal for his master to beat him.

"Xu Qian is very funny!"

"Xu Qian really didn't disappoint us, any of his shows are very good. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"This cross talk drama is quite interesting. ”

"It's really worthy of Xu Qian!"

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At the same time, everyone is also looking forward to Xu Qian's third master, the first two masters are quite interesting, so what about the third master?

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According to the previous picture, Xu Gan's third master is slim and should be a lady.

Everyone is looking forward to her appearance.

Xu Qian said to himself, "Next!"

Xu Qian suddenly paused when he said this, and then he said: "The next one has to be transgender......

Everyone was in for a smile.

"Transgender ?????"

"What's going on?"

"Why transgender?"

"The plot of Xu Qian's works is always unexpected, both expected and unexpected. ”

"Curious, I'm very curious at the moment. ”

"Curious about what's next. ”

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Many people are very interested in the next plot development, why transgender?

Xu Qian trotted to the last room, and said in a loud voice, "Hey, Master, are you seated?"

All........

"It's so cheap!"

"Sure enough, it's as cheap as ever!"

"It is not worth the life of a cheap person. ”

"It really made me laugh. ”

"Good cheat. ”

"It's so cheap!"

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The camera gave a close-up of Xu Gan's third master, and everyone also saw Xu Gan's third master, only to see her slim figure, dignified face, and wearing a light blue cheongsam.

She is not young, but her posture is elegant, and you can still discern the elegance of her youth from her countenance.

"It's her!"

"It's her!"

"How could it be her?"

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Dongfang Taichang and others recognized Xu Gan's third master.

She is not an unknown person, she is very famous in the art circle, she was peerless when she was young, and she is known as the contemporary Meng Xiaodong.

At that time, countless people fell under her pomegranate skirt, and countless people were impressed by her style, and Dongfang Director was one of them.

However, she was above the top and did not marry anyone, saying that her life was only married to art.

"This 。。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian actually invited her. ”

"Incredible!"

"Very, very incredible. ”

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"It turned out to be Lin Xian'er. ”

Li Mi's eyes were straight, he was once one of Lin Xian'er's admirers, but Lin Xian'er didn't look down on him at all.

"She even went out of the mountain!"

"What kind of magic does this Xu Qian have?"

Li Mi was extremely shocked at the moment, he didn't think that Xu Qian not only invited Tan Zhen, not only Pei Yuanqing, but now even Lin Xian'er was invited, it was really terrifying.

"Sit!"

Lin Xian'er said to Xu Qian.

"Hey!"

Xu Qian agreed, and sat down on a bench next to the bed very casually.

Lin Xian'er frowned, and questioned in Wu Nong's soft voice: "How can you sit down?"

That style, that style is refreshing.

Xu Qian was stunned for a moment, and then he began to sit upright according to Lin Xian'er's sitting posture, but it still looked a little awkward.

Because his sitting posture is too feminine, with his legs together and his hands on his knees.

"Haha!"

Seeing Xu Qian's sitting posture, the audience was happy.

"This is too enchanting!!!"

"Haha, Xu Qian also has today. ”

"Xu Qian is suitable to be a women's clothing boss. ”

"Xu Qian's sitting posture is very magical!"

"Xu Qian's nature still contains motherhood. ”

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Lin Xian'er is still dignified, not hurried, and looks very temperamental, she smiled at Xu Qian: "Eat tea and drink snacks." ”

"Wow, what a temperament. ”

"It feels like a traditional lady. ”

"It's beautiful. ”

"The charm is still !!!!"

"Awesome !!!!!"

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Xu Qian wanted to finish the tea directly, but Lin Xian'er shouted, "How did you drink it?"

"Poof!"

Xu Qian was taken aback, and the others were also stunned.

"It's scary. ”

"Haha!"

"It's scary. ”

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"Uh。。。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian laughed awkwardly.

Xu Qian picked up the teacup and sipped it gently, and he breathed a long sigh of relief when it was over.

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed.

"Human-like dogs!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so sassy. ”

"Vassalage Elegance !!!!"

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Lin Xian'er hummed a prelude to a Beijing rhyme drum: "East Griglong Dong... ”

"Poof!"

Xu Qian directly squirted out, spewing out a layer of water mist, but Lin Xian'er was still in good shape, and there was no fluctuation at all.

"It's so temperamental. ”

"It must have been very beautiful when I was younger. ”

"Everyone's beautiful temperament!"

"Awesome. ”

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Dongfang Station Director and others also fell into memories, and they seemed to see the figure of the former peerless and captivating the country and the city.

Lin Xian'er is the white moonlight in the minds of their generation.

Xu Qian stood up, picked up the small drum of the Jingyun big drum, and began to sing:

"Ugly. ”

Lin Xian'er praised: "Good!"

Xu Qian continued to sing: "Yin Chu. ”

By the second sentence, Xu Qian had already begun to break his voice, but Xu Qian still continued to sing: "Sunrise Fusang." ”

Xu Qian sang the famous section of the Beijing rhyme drum "Ugly End and Yin Chu", also known as "Three Spring Scenes", which is a classic and has a long history.

"The Ugly End and the Beginning" is a famous paragraph in the Beijing Yun drum, which is very representative, and "The Garden of Pears" is a work of great feelings, and it naturally wants to show the most representative and classic works.

Xu Qian shook his head and sang, "I raised my head sharply. ”

Lin Xian'er couldn't help it, she couldn't listen anymore: "Stop!"

She clutched her chest, obviously hating Xu Qian.

But even if she is holding her chest, she looks very attractive, and she has a feeling of Xi Shi's heart.

The audience knew that Xu Qian did it on purpose, because this was simply a howl like killing a pig, very harsh and very ugly.

With Xu Qian's ability, he will definitely not sing so ugly, he is called a "singer", that voice is very good, maybe he will be called the god of song by others many years later.

Lin Xian'er said to Xu Qian: "Bring the quick-acting heart-saving pill for the teacher." ”

Xu Qian was also very nervous, he was still very concerned about Lin Xian'er: "Master, how many grains do you eat?"

Lin Xian'er said angrily: "You eat, eat it all!"

Xu Qian was very embarrassed, looking at Lin Xian'er's disappointed appearance, he also blamed himself a little, hurriedly bent down to beat Lin Xian'er's legs, and said in a loud voice: "Master!"

His voice dragged on for so long.

There was a chill in the crowd.

"Hao Jian is possessed!!!

"It's so cheap, isn't it。。。。。 ”

"Goosebumps are up!"

"It's so chilly. ”

"It's embarrassing. ”

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Lin Xian'er said sadly: "I don't know how the ancient song came about, why didn't it come about, I have a hunch." ”

Everyone was a little sad when they heard this, but it was also a thing that passed in a flash.

"Hasn't there been less classical culture in so many years?"

Modern people are numb, they have witnessed too many such things, and it is not enough to shout a few slogans or say a few big words to make people wake up.

Therefore, everyone was not touched by Lin Xian'er's words.

Master Feng frowned slightly, and he noticed with his professional sensitivity for many years: "This may be a large-scale work. ”

At this time, Xu Qian's watch rang again, and he hurriedly said to Lin Xian'er: "That...... Master, I ...... I'll get you some medicine. ”

As he spoke, Xu Qian spread his feet and ran out.

Seeing Xu Qian's running appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing

But Lin Xian'er suddenly pointed at Zhou Xing and said angrily: "How did you run?!"

Xu Qian immediately reacted and said, "Eh!"

As he spoke, Xu Qian opened his hand, changed his face to a charming expression again, and ran out one by one.

The audience laughed!

"This pose。。。。。 ”

"Xu Qian is really suitable for being a women's clothing boss. ”

"Xu Qian is so charming. ”

"Anyway, I just think Xu Gan is a little cheap. ”

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Many people are starting to think that this cross talk drama is a bit interesting.

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